I Circumcised myself for a day and it was terrible

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>Be me
>Non circumcised user
>Yaay.mp3
>Decide I want to feel what's it like to be circumcised
>Pulls foreskin back
>Ow..sensitive.png
>After the first five minutes there's endless amouts of fluff and cotton on my dick due to my pants
>After the first hour there's no sensitive, its cold, try and a lot small
>After the first 16 hours I can't take it, try to jerk off
>I can't get hard.doc
>I wait a couple more minutes, decide its gone to far and fold my skin back down

I really do feel sorry for circumcised people and I recommend you do something about it. This was a terrible experience, don't do this to your kids, I dont care if its in your religion user.

I like that america cuts all the men it gives me a huge mental and physical advantage when I go there.

Try holding your foreskin back and fapping by rubbing your glans with lube, it feels terrible

lmao. I never thought about it like that.

I know, it's just. I actually feel bad after trying to do this for a day.

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Almost forgot why I started disliking the jews, but now I remembered. Thanks doc.

Can't miss what you never had. Quit obsessing over other dudes dicks.

Don't cut your kids user.

Except not. White American women would run the opposite direction with an uncut Ozfag. They see it as tribal, like it reminds them there are still Africans alive and that you probably come from the jungle so you yourself are a savage apeman.

>listening to random people on the internet
No, masturbating is really bad for men's health, like really bad.

>Defends the Jew as he strikes at you
Truly American

That's funny because I simply don't tell them I'm uncut and when they ask I say "oh! you wanna find out? buy me a drink" and they fucking well do.

Let's see an american girl buy you a drink bucko.

Weird. In HS my dick was a novelty. After it still has been to a lesser degree but never once has a woman turned it down

Might help that it's big your mileage may vary

>After the first five minutes there's endless amouts of fluff and cotton on my dick due to my pants

That's only because your dick is naturally moist and healthy
Cutfags dicks permanently dry out hence they require lotion just to jerk off, otherwise it'd probably catch on fire

Is it possible to get skin grafts for cut penises?

I honestly bring it up as an excuse to show it off

Kek, literally tens of thousands of American women come to Australia and other uncut countries like France specifically to get fucked by local dick, clearly all those foreskins don't bother them

I've heard of people restoring foreskins naturally but I'm unaware of the method

the only reason for non jews to be cut is to mark yourself and your children as the catle of the jew.
litteraly the bloodoffer to moloch that replaces baby murder in name of moloch.

if your weewee stins that just means you have a bad genital hygiene
i wonder how dump you must be to not know how to proerly wash your genitals.
male or female

that's not what i heared from them

Yeah but its easier to just stretch the bit of foreskin that's left, that's what my (literally Jewish) friend did

>cutting dicks is ok because we have normalized it

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Its not. excessive constant porn watching and fapping multiple times a day while locked away is unhealthy.
Having a fap at some point because youre balls are bigger than ever isnt neither unhealthy or unnatural you doofus.

the ones obsessing are the ones who are cut and always jump on the normal humans with a foreskin "LoL DIRTY" etc pp
Like they dont have a general body hygiene or something, i never had dick cheese in my life because i wash my dick daily.
Ask yourselves this, why would nature construct a neat little safety hat for your dick when youre supposed to cut it off?
Jews only did it because they didnt want to get sand in it when they get kicked out of the next nation and have to wander the desert again.

Obsessed with cocks these retards are

This.

>White American women would run the opposite direction with an uncut
white american women love to travel user...

fun fact: australia has the worlds largest "regular" condoms.

oh and the irony .. cut dicks have more aids ..
lol!

this.

The idiocy of Americans absolutely haunts me

>please stop pointing out that my dick is cut for no good reason

Circumcision increases emotional control and consciousness.

>Aussie men have no control over their women and must settle here
>still try to act superior
Lol, your drunk pissing sluts are off the handle

I am without a cock...

No true Australian wears condoms mate

the kelogs propaganda runs deep in you, doesn't it?
hahaha

Dumb fuck american, circumcision is a primitive act, it's practised in the shithole African countries and the by the jew, it's both the mark of a nigger and a jew.

DAMN! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE NOT CUT!

Do you cum in the hole down under?

>please stop pointing out that my boyfriend is mutilated and I live in a country where it is seen as normal to mutilate babies

>Travelling to America for sex tourism
For what purpose, they could get far better women in Eastern Europe and the plane ticket is cheaper

I was circumcised without my consent. It’s fucking sad and I was mutilated. Give your children the option or you’re the nigger of the human race.

Don't give em any praise, they'll take it as an edge and slight you.
They're a ruthless bunch.
Too bad(for them)it's menial in comparison to our elite army and scientists.

It's not about the quality of the meat it's more like an all you can eat buffet

I think the cut/uncut issue is very interesting in regards to Sup Forums
Cutfags have literally 'culturally appropriated' Jewish self-mutilation and they'll fight you on it
Oh the cognitive dissonance they must feel as they order their sons to be mutilated too as anything less would be admission that their pride was clipped by the Jew

Do you remember on Sup Forums years ago where people would have cut vs uncut threads and cutfags would unironically defend their deformed penises? I mean it's not like it was controversial because people were genuinely weighing the positives and negatives. I even felt bad being uncut sometimes because of those threads.

>Not cutting tip of a dick is being a savage
Its barbaric and it scares the child for life,nature or God or whatever didn't put that there for no reason

Yes goy cut your dick so that we can sell the foreskin for $200k

>got cut when i was 21 by a highly rated urologist
>laser incision and cauterization
>zero pain, frenulum intact, no scarring
>10/10 would recommend

I'd never advocate having a child cut, but doing so as an adult was one of the best decisions I've ever made. Sex and blowjobs feel better now because the woman doesn't have to fiddle around with my foreskin, and there's no loss of sensation because my frenulum is fully intact.

If anyone has an anteater cock that they're self conscious about, I'd highly recommend discussing your options with a urologist.

Also AMA If you're curious about anything

Yep, also keep a packet of plan-B in my house at all times

How big do you reckon that uncut dick is?

>implying I can't go on holiday
>implying women are possibly to control
>implying anything

in illinois people were publicly shamed for being in same-race couples. in texas people only half the people I met spoke english. the best states were arkansas and missouri. nice weather, nice people, nice nature. the rest of them were utterly shit, ESPECIALLY OHIO NEVER GO THERE

pic related

You are silly and should give yourself a metallic sodium enema. Real gentlemen wear hats

not everyone who is uncut has an anteater dick/phimosis like you did. I'm uncut and even the slightest arousal fully pulls back my foreskin by itself and have literally never had this issue.

>he has to scamper away from his women like a little cuck
JUST

That's the most positive spin on "causes permanent mental trauma" I've ever seen.

To be fair 51% of Australian pregnancies are shitskins pregnant with the seventh child, only part of white Australia with a decent birthrate is Tasmania

>and there's no loss of sensation

I'm a cutfag and I've dry fapped my entire life. only time I've ever had to use lube was fucking my ex as she had a super tight snatch.

>Pulls foreskin back
>Ow..sensitive.png
Um what the actual fuck? Have you never cleaned your cock properly before? Have you never had a wank? How's that smegma build up. Jesus christ nigger if you're uncut at least know correct dicky hygiene!

You will not get the nerve ends back, it will be purely cosmetical.

you mean the state with no abortion clinics and a reputation for murdering journalists and foreigners?

Jews are a people who are deeply connected to cuckoldry.
When jewish boys are born, they forge a bond with cuckoldry, they have their rabbis cut their dicks to prepare them for a future as a cuckold.
Jews are taught from early age to accept and promote cuckoldry.
Couple this with the fact that jewish heritage is transferred through the mother, meaning that cuckoldry can run rampant.

Jews eventually try to spread their cuckoldry ways through different means onto their host nation. Sometimes it's called communism, other times it's called social justice. In either case the endgoal is the same: cuckolding.
This is basically why the jews have been expelled time and time again throughout history.
Hitler even tried to erase cuckoldry, but he failed when he realized he himself had been cucked by eva braun.

Well if goat fuckers do it it must be good for you

I'm not even sure if he had phimosis, Im pretty sure he was just insecure so he justifies it that he got it because he didn't like women having to pull back his foreskin to blow him(because it's so hard to pull back a foreskin lol)

wot is wong with Ohio?
Im gonna go there in a few months for no particular reason.

I'm partially cut with the frenulum still intact too. Its a lot better than fully circumcised but I'd still rather have a bit more skin.

I didn't have phimosis, but my skin never stayed fully retracted, it just kind of sprang back, which made wearing condoms awkward.

Stupid Jew.

or you are muslim. Just sayin'

I was so embarrassed for years growing up. I didn't even know I was different until camp when I was 11. I got asked what is wrong with your dick? I spent years being afraid to show a woman my penis. I am glad to be whole now. But its was a real anxiety issue for me when I was young.

In burgerland most uncut cocks are born to cut parents who don't know how to teach proper pepe cleaning techniques

You sound naturally greasy user
>Albania
Oh what do you know

>because the woman doesn't have to fiddle around with my foreskin
There is no way this was written by someone who had sex uncut. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is a completely fake story and you are just a k*ke

anyone from there want to confirm that half the population is ASS BACKWARDS?

>happy with my dick
>turns out tight foreskin got worse and i have to get rid of it

Are you literally retarded, I clean under my foreskin every day and it's still sensitive as fuck when I'm flaccid

Uncut here
I personally have a very thick cock and whenever i pull the foreskin down it tightens at the middle and hurts like all hell,i m afraid that later down the line i ll have to get circumcized due to medical reasons
On the other hand,whenever i jack off i rub the foreskin on the head instead of full wacks
What should i do?

can you post pic to convince ?

"no loss of sensation"

Please stfu if you dont know anything about it.
> Sex and blowjobs feel better now because the woman doesn't have to fiddle around with my foreskin

This is completly untrue you fucking mongoloid.
Maybe you had a shitty phimosis or something weird with your foreskin.

Stop calling it uncut mate, it's intact. It's the default position.

I like going to shitty backwards rural areas m8. Never bin to Ohio but I am sure I will have a blast.
Doesn't it have a low nigger-jew population?

Can't stretch it?

Can confirm.
Specially the cityfolk.
Their attempts at having pride in their European heritage are overshadowed by their propensity nig noggery.
I suggest you stick to the southern hills where the countryside holds the amish, an all White Christian Godsend

Stretch that shit nigger, they have special creams that make it easier, alternately get a surgeon to make a small incision in your foreskin to allow it to retract, you don't have to cut off the whole thing. Circumcision being the only way to treat phimosis is a Jewish meme

There is a medical procedure for that but its not circumcision

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The vast majority of women prefer a cut cock. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.

Bunch of smeggy neckbeards thinking they have master race (((anti-jew))) cocks... absolutely disgusting.

>what should I do
>Hang out at truck rental places diuring ramadanalingdon
>advertise half price van and truck rentals ‘more bang for your buck
>special deals for parts and parcels deliveries to the following countries
-uk
-France
-Belgium and other outlying gernam territori s
-other locations quoted
?
Prophet

wow seeing all these replies... guess its true that uncut dudes really are insecure about that shit

>good goy
I'm so glad my parents didn't have me cut.

Ive hid a joint in my foreskin before to smuggle it into a music festival

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Skin grows to fit what is needed but it can't be forced, takes time. That's why fat people get stretch marks when they put on weight quickly. You just have to wait. It will sort itself out.,

Why would I mutilate my penis because of what others think? Why are you such a weak-willed faggot?

Yes. Reverse circumcisions are a thing, i'd wait 5/10 years for our technology and science to get better. Also, it depends on when you got cut.

>Women don't like the way the penis was made to be like
>Women like dried up cocks
>Women like men who submit to jewish supremacy and rituals
alright, buddy

>Caring what women think

>The vast majority of women prefer a black cock. Anyone who says otherwise is full of shit.

>Bunch of smeggy neckbeards thinking they have master race (((anti-black))) cocks... absolutely disgusting.

Do you have any idea how retarded you sound in trying to justify cutting dicks?

>caring what delusional American women think
>ever
enjoy having mutilated junk