Are cakes destined to never win outside of doujins? It's just not fair, why won't nobody love them?

Are cakes destined to never win outside of doujins? It's just not fair, why won't nobody love them?

Because they lived a whores life assuming they can get a geek boy down the road. Too bad times have changed in the past 20 years

>cakes
>whore's life
I want r*ddit to go

>whore's life
Hang yourself

>old hags and usually cowtits
Thanks god they never win.

20+ girls aren't virgin. Otaku hate non virgin girls.

Then explain why they have no man? If they were good girls they would have settled down already, case closed

Because they're shy

>it's an /r9k/ bait post

how do you not have a gf yet, user?

If they're that shy, trust me even if you're gonna snatch the girl she's gonna be a fucking pain.

I JUST GOT PROMOTED

No projection please, answer the question or forever hold your piece.

That increases her chances of getting laid because shy girls have a very hard time saying no

For the exact same reason I'm alone, they're too old.

I'm with you. I'm tired of them always having giant fucking chests. Useless fat.

...

did all those beads come from her butt?

>focused on school studies and pursued a career
>got older and realized no social skills outside of work
>lonely
or
>husband died
or
>never had a boyfriend
>live in a culture where men are not interested in dating
reminder that not every country in the world is america where the average woman has had sex with over 150 different people before deciding to settle down for marriage

>husband died
Can you even be a cake if youre a widow?

>husband died
that's not a fucking cake you piece of shit
seriously, you have to go back

Ara ara cake are fine

cakes never win because they are too good for waifufaggotry

>opening spoiler pictures in an obious thiccbait thread at work
>working on a Saturday

Oh man, how the times have changed.

Nobody wants cakes.

Rorona was already a cake in Atelier Totori, and her loli form is her least popular form

I always get confused between Oda Non and Homare's art.

>Useless fat.
>It's actually produce nutritious milk
Neck yourself

You have autism. Shy girls are good lays that are hard to earn.

If they're really shy they're never gonna leave the house
Or end up like Saki from Emergence, in which case they won't make it to cake age

You are one dumb faggot.

you do know breasts actually have a purpose. you might not because you have never actually seen a real pair before.

Office cakes are the best

>ywn turn a cake into a MILF

Shy =/= autistic

This guy gets it. The rest of you are failures.

why else would I be here

>you do know breasts actually have a purpose
Go read up on human biology, bud. You seem ignorant.

Depending on what you consider autism, apparently anyone who's not a slut is autistic in your eyes
So yes according to you I mean autistic

Reminder that she is going to lose and probably live the rest of her live alone

if a Cake won she wouldnt be a Cake

holy fuck how can people be THIS autistic. I mean i expect an amount of autism here but this is off the charts

Kill yourself

That's no excuse. If she was a cake before winning than it would still be a win for the cake faction.

>fool around with old businessmen all your loli life
>become a christmas cake
>Now I'm ready to settle with a highschool boy

Not how it works honey

>the /r9k/ poster came back and decided to reword his post
go away

They made up the straps on the back of her bikini
So now everything is falling off

>working on a Saturday
(Can I fap on the Sabbath?)

Anime doesn't have to be realistic. She could literally be a 26 years old teacher that was that boring glasses girl nobody liked in high school and never had sex before, but still looks like a 10/10 when she has her hair down or something like that.

no that is an evil demon posessing your penis

>what are jokes
Enjoy your soulless mommy bait discussion, this is the only one thread people even posted in today

Then by masturbating I'm expelling the evil demon

One of the first 2 girls who shows up is always one of the girls who will win. It can't be helped, side character girls never win.

I don't see how it's my fault you make shitty jokes.

greatest love story of all

Cakes are alone because something's wrong with them. They had all the choice in the world for 10 years and still couldn't get anyone.

if you turn 30yo and be a man or woman without a serious relationship, there is something pretty fucking wrong with you.

yolo shit must end at 25, if you feel like a teenager in your 30s, you should look for a psychologist.

Kill yourself, normalfag

Well?

As long as you go to your local rabibi, beg his forgiveness and ask him to bless your p0n0s afterwards it's cool.

Let's think of strategies that can help Cakes win. You have a cake that focused on studies in her youth, had to work because her family was poor and couldn't supoort her. When she hit mid twenties her metabolism slowed down and together with her sedentary job ballooned her butt and breasts. She has even lower confidence because of this and tries to diet and to hide her figure with slightly oversized clothes, which ironically makes her look even fatter. Her flirting skills are pretty much zero, she'd attemted to hit on her collegues with her impressive baking skills, but when they complimented her she just stuttered "y-you too". How can such pathetic cake build a harem and win a husband?

>there is something wrong with people posting on Sup Forums

Did it take you long to figure this out?