If you can only pick ONE (1) to be your partner for eternity, who would you pick out of these three lovely lolis?

If you can only pick ONE (1) to be your partner for eternity, who would you pick out of these three lovely lolis?

Snail. Easy choice.

Do we really need 20+ threads every day about the monogatari lolis?

Yes.

any of them would be fine but Snail is my choice

Yes

No. We need more

Shinobu of course. It's no competition.

tied between snail and bat, fug

does shinobu get to change to different forms?
if not then snel

Passionate sex with Shinobu.
Gentle sex with Mayoi.
Wild sex with Yotsugi.

Vampire loli

This. It's not even worthwhile to ponder about this. Shinobu is canonically the sweetest, prettiest, most loyal and kindest of the monogatari girls.
She can, to a degree. Specially after Owari2.

Snail of course. Also that's some nice JPEG cancer.

Snail

>choker
>black ribbon

Shinobu for versatility.

12 year old Shinobu is ideal.

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Make them fight it out, I'll pick the winner, but fuck the loser too.

BAT

Omae-sama, Oni no onii-chan, or Rarararararargagi?

Bat

Shinobu.

The other two aren't bad either but Shinobu is just superior.

The slightly drawn-out way Shinobu says "Omae-sama" on occasion is amazing. So that.

Snail.

The answer is Bat. It holds even if you generalize the question to the rest of monogatari.

I'll take all three because I am an alpha male.

Short haired Shinobu, Mayoi, and Yotsugi please.

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Mayoi because because best banter and ghost blowjobs. Yotsugi's good but not as good as Mayoi, and Shinobu is generally just sort of annoying except for Maaya Sakamoto being her VA (Shinobu's main selling points are being able to transform into hot chicks and being better than Hitagi, but that's it).

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I choose the doll.

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>Those artifacts

snel

cant beat the bat

Mayoi.

All of them

Easy, Snail.

updated price lists

If anyone doesn't pick Shinobu then they need to be drawn and quartered.

he keeps saying he isn't a pedophile...

Obviously not Doll. Snail or Bat would be a pretty difficult choice, but in the end I'd go with Snail.

>Mayoi outright stated to be bustier than normal, with her chest looking disproportionately big in the shots Araragi gropes her even
>everyone always draws her flat-chested
why

Daily question of:
FULL SHINOBUMONOGATARI SPOILERS WHEN??

I'll pick Shinobu so i can actually live with them for all eternity.

Finally some decent taste.
I said with a posed look.

All 3, it's a harem

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Oh her name is Mayoi because it sounds like 迷う!
I just got that.

Doll.

Just checking for kai.

>Snail not charging an obscene amount of money
Remember when she was going to charge Araragi the rough equivalent of 50,000 USD for a story about a snail?

She's fallen on hard times since then.

Shinobu is second best Monogatari girl, so her. Then Hachikuji.

Front page of Sup Forums should just be lolis at all times

>Koyomimonogotari Episode 12

Wh-what do I do now?

You wait 2 weeks for the continuation.

Shinobu. No contest.

>Musubi introduces another immortal loli
Somebody stop Nisio already, he's a madman

All lolis should be immortal and only grow up once in a while.

shinobu no contest, would impregnate especially if she's in pic related form

bat > snail > doll

Bat's my least favorite of the three (she's still great though, especially the few times she goes full Kiss Shot) but she's the only one of those three that'd grant me eternal life too. Without that aspect, getting with an immortal chick just feels like a bit of a bummer honestly.

If not for that then it'd be Snail > Doll > Bat for me. Doll grows on me with each time she appears but she just doesn't appear that much unfortunately.

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