Vatican Kiseki Chousakan

What crazy conspiracies will the Vatican Miracle Examiners uncover next and why are you not watching the comedy of the season?

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I doubt they can top Hitler

Because its fujoshit.

There's has to be some conspiracy they'll go for. Or maybe they'll actually do some miracle investigating. But it'll be a ride.

I can't wait for next ep.

>shallow faggot can't think for himself and watch the best comedy in years, parroting a meme about muh fujoshit
Code Geass was also fujoshit according to Sup Forums's logic newshit.

I was laughing for most of this episode.

>>shallow faggot can't think for himself and watch the best comedy in years, parroting a meme about muh fujoshit
>Code Geass was also fujoshit according to Sup Forums's logic newshit.

But Code Geass actually has girls on-screen most of the time

Code Geass is one of the gayest anime ever made by Sunrise.

If a demon appears, will they be able tio beat it with holy sulfuric acid?

What is this?

Hitler's frozen balls.

Absolutely. Blessed by the Pope himself for max effectiveness. Speaking of the Pope, who is that blond guy in the poster again? Maybe they'll get to that next.

I just watched the episode. When I started this series I never imagined it would go off the rails like this but I love it. Though yeah, seems like they blew their load a little early. Where else could they possibly go at this point?

Though if they succeed, this series will be remebered as the one where Hitler was only the appetizer.

Aliens, dinosaurs, cthulhu.

I dropped this series since I didn't like the first episode, should I pick it up again? Is it the second coming of SamFlam?

It only gets dumber, with more weird pacing and camera angles, and far-fetched explanations for the mircales.

The only defeated South America Hitler. They still have to take down Antarctica Hitler, under-the-sea Hitler, and Moon Hitler.

So uh, about that last episode. Hitler, really?

Vaticanime is the most enjoyable anime of the year so far and it's only been 4 episodes.

>second coming of SamFlam
I came here to post the exact same thing. Hitler is on the level of Guillotine Gorilla for me.

How is this allowed? How can you not trust the power of holy water?

Because sometimes the helping hand is at the end of your own arm. Holy water won't do anything versus people who have lost their way or are insane.

Code Geass is omnisexual. You can find straight, gay, lesbian and furniture relationships.

Am I the only one who likes this show in a non-comedic way?

It has some decent atmosphere and I like crazy plots involving nazis, the occult and so on.

Oh man. The ones who dropped this on episode 2 really missed out. I feel bad for that one nun who got artificially inseminated. Im guessing the drug made her think it was God who visited her.

Fuck is this the end of the Nazi academy?

Shit was finally getting good as well but it seems like they've closed it after succeeding the mission.

You're not alone, user. I genuinely like this anime at face value and it hurts a little bit to have to admit it's campy.

Yes it is really good. The wacky pacing and scenarios make it addicting.

It can still be the anime with Hitler's cryopreserved testicles revered as a most holy object.

Just you sea, the sea people will be the end of civilization.

I love it in a non-ironic way. It's kinda like a Jojofied CSI: Vatican and it's glorious.
This anime isn't taking itself as seriously as poeple might think it does.

>Hitler's testicles
I'll take it.
>seriously
It seems to me that a lot is viewer-dependent. But I appreciate an anime that keeps the ball rolling like this.

Have you tried watching this show on 4x speed? The non stop absurd plot escalation gets even funnier, and the upshot is less of your time wasted.

>implying my time is valuable enough to be wasted

>What is alien
>What is the holy ghrail
>What is Jesus christ descendants
You think small.

But this show likes to have its kagayaku. How do you track two milennia of genes? Wouldn't half of Europe and Asia posses those genes?
Sure, there could be a sect that claims to be made of descendants of Jesus, but they wouldn't be have such a strong basis and it would be kind of a repat of Mesiah Hitler.

The mummified siamese twins was pretty spooky

>How do you track two milennia of genes?

My sweet summer child. In Preacher an organization called Grail had kept the descendants of Jesus as a secret and to keep the bloodline pure they had inbred them for 2000 years.

The creep factor is done well enough. Or just campily. Can't decide. Imagine the birth

>Roberto making paella for Hiraga during the ED

These Spanish dudes know how to conquer a heart

Where do I get the subs for this? I only found the raw shit.

There is muxed downloads from HorribleSubs through xdcc.

>they had inbred them for 2000 years
There's no way you could get viable offsrping for that long.

Thanks, mate.

this show accomplished in 4 episodes what most series need 12 or so to do, I'm intrigued where they'll go now in terms of plot

That's an understatement

I hate the first 3 episode a lot, but with this one they manage to 180 all my expatiation. Now it may be a AOTS contender, never laugh so much in a while

She's had some stitches down there, huh.

>italian passport
>with mikail brown
Come on.

Should have been Michael Braun even.

That could have been believable as someone from Südtirol.

>being this much of a speedwatcher
>not noticing the vatican sigil in the passport
Ok.

I am going by what the subs and the audio tell me.

I think that's sufficient brainpower dedicated to the issue and no more probably, basically double headed

Are you this much of a faggot? You don't watch anime? You only listen to it?
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_and_Holy_See_passports
Ffs, this is what happens when people don't lurk before posting. Just go back to r/anime or something.

What's up with the quality?
It's even worse on the 720p version

No, I simply assume the animator made a mistake when he drew that.

What the fuck am I watching?

1080p is always worse than 720p unless it's a blu ray rip

>1080p is always worse than 720p
Wrong when it's a CR rip.

Woah, what a twist.

Well this show got pretty crazy.

>not killing anna and hitler's son
I do not believe this.

Aiutati che il cielo ti aiuta.

I really hope we get to see a demonic or a shota Hitler

Killing is a sin.
Why would you do that, they both did nothing wrong.

Jewish 007 hitman was cool as fuck

The catholic church is anti-abortion.

>Saw this in the summer shows listing
>Wanted to watch it because of genuine interest in Christianity
>Enjoyed every episode so far
>Show takes off as soon as the craziest shit happens
>No longer have a comfy Catholic anime
I guess it's still better than fujoshits and atheists, but hopefully pure interest and genuine discussion will follow this or else all is lost this season

This is weird

Marco went through a lifetime of being groomed and drugs. His half-brother probably won't

>get sulfuric acid thrown on you
>burst into flames
So was he actually a demon after all?

I can already tell that this will be a special anime

The whole Hitler twist reminds me of those insane History channel conspiracy documentaries, but turned up to eleven

This.

Non blessed sulfuric acid is so boring
youtube.com/watch?v=6lOPqDp5au4

He would've used holy water if he had been a demon.

oy vey

Are you me?
That part was exactly the moment my mind exploded.

Pretty sure sulfuric acid works on demons too.

>Genuine interest in Christianity
>Watches Japanese media

I mean, he's the good guy and saved the MCs, where are you going with this?

...

Not him, but his stance isn't contradictory. I like Norse mythology, so things that are built around it or have related elements will seem more interesting to me. I have an e-quaintance who likes Indoamerican mythology and she watched Rokka no Yuusha (summer 2015 iirc) because the cities featured similar architecture.

Don't shame people for showing appreciation for culture. That makes you no different than normals.

I would agree, but given he felt he needed to mention his distastes for atheists, I would assume he's an actual christian. Otherwise, why mention it?

If you had attended the previous Vaticanime threads then you'd know. Fujos and atheists have been shitting on almost every single thread just to be contrarian. I myself am apatheist so I don't care about legit discussion, but they were just mostly trolling.

Atheist are cunts and deserve all the shit they get.

Joseph Hiraga

Nah, hell is full of that stuff. They basically bathe in it every day.

Christ.
I'm staying on this ride.

>If you had attended the previous Vaticanime threads then you'd know.
I did, since the first episode. The only time the threads went to shit was when a Sup Forumstard got triggered on episode 2 or 3.

As for fujos, the anime is pandering to them, what the fuck do you guys expect? It was obvious from the first PV. It's like some people completely fail to understand a show aim.

Why are religious so easily offended?

It seems you're in denial or were part of the subterfuge. Fujos are still bitter this series was solely bait, while atheists are bitter this show isn't mocking Catholicism in its entirety (instead of sectionally).
They're not necessarily; a lot of people enjoy roleplaying while snickering behind the screen in some sort of ironic fashion. Others dislike Atheists as a proselytism ideology rather than atheist as a principle.

Fuck, can't unsee.

What. Stop imagining things, you're literally the only one bitching about things here. Just enjoy the ride.

>the anime is pandering to them
Hardly.
It's baiting here and there but it's mystery/supernatural show above all.

Why would fujos be mad about a show being bait? Aren't most homo anime (both fujo and yuri) bait?
Homo anime that isn't fujobait or yuribait and actually goes for the homo is rare as fuck

>Hardly
Yeah, that gay as fuck ED and all that merchandise they are butting out it's aimed at straight otakus. And don't forget the random homoerotic moments here and there. I bet you watched YoI and didn't realize it was a fujoshi series until later episodes.

They are not the only audience, but you are a fool if you think this series is pandering purely to mystery fags like you and me.

>It seems you're in denial or were part of the subterfuge.
No, I'm just not new to anime or Sup Forums. You keep projecting and bitching about fujos, you'll get over it in a couple of years here.

That was pretty gay. Why would nazis be involved in sodomy and drug trafficking

I'm not a fujo so I can't answer your question. If you are somehow able to ask those who were trolling the previous threads and asked them, they might give you the answer.
Been here since the start, just because you're in denial doesn't mean things aren't objectively in one way. There is verifiable proof in any archival site. But hey, whatever makes you feel better about your shitposting site wide and being amongst those who help spread cancer.