COMMUNISM GENERAL /CG/

Communism will prevail, comrades!

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Reminder to all fascists out there. This guy came...

...and did this...

...that led to this!

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Yeah! Nothing is stronger than todays uss... oh wait

No it won't, get a job

>what is economics

oh wait. it failed under the ussr

Reminder that taxes is form of communism since it takes from all and distributes it into other projects for the benefit of all like healthcare.

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You nazi tears are delicious!

bump comrade

Is this the only lefty thread on Sup Forums?

you forgot to mention that he needed german help to kill Poland, but in the end your commies needed Polish help to beat germans
communists are not human and you should be treated as such
now bark, retarded dog

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i bet you don't personally know anyone who has ever lived in a communist regime

yes, real communism have never been tried before

Know any good Communist jokes?

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I know people who lived in Yogoslavia and Hungary. They all say that life was better compared to their countries now.

>inb4 REEEEEEEE THATS NOT TRUE

Nice job.

Almost crash your helicopter because you want to kill somebody.

I know a classic:
>An American dog, a Polish dog, and a Russian dog are talking.
>The American dog says: If you're hungry, all you've got to do is bark loudly enough and, eventually, someone will give you some meat.
>The Polish dog says: What's meat?
>The Russian dog says: What's bark?

2 citizens of the USSR were walking down the street talking about their government.
One of them asked his friend "So have we reached full communism? Is this it, full communism?"
The guy said "Oh hell no it's going to get a whole lot worse"

...in his pants

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if I would be a starved commie my own shit would probably taste delicious as well.

practice makes perfect.

Why can't the commies practice commie shit in their own commune and stop fucking with everyone else?

You have understood nothing

Communism originates with ancient Aryans.
Modern Communism originates with Jews.
Ancient Communism worked, modern Communism hasn't worked in 200 years since it's inception.

The same applies to Socialism.

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Funny thing is that all commie countries had a shitton of commie jokes which people collected and told eachother while of course looking behind their shoulder for party informants. Crazy what people do for entertainment during communism.

DELET THIS

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Well and I know people who despise communism. Anectodal evidence doesn't count especially when it's fueled with rosy nostalgia and sadness over your lost youth if we are talking about pensioners. Still the statistics show that only in communist countries shortgages, queues, compulsory free labor were something normal during post WWII. Western champagne socialists would lose their shit if they were made to go work in some isolated village for 1 month every year because there aren't enough farmers there. They'd also frown and cry at the thought of electricity working for 3 hours and then stopping for 1 hour.

Hmm, so could it be that its not black and white and communist countries had their positive sides too? Like, you know, less crime, less faggots more stable lifes for common people?

Btw your country is probably as much of a shithole now as it was 30 years ago. Only difference is you swapped the communist party for literal mafia thugs.

Kek. Reminds me of a joke:
>Q- how does every black joke start?
>A-:::looks around to see if there any blacks around::::

I notice no jokes about good Commies or evil capitalists. Fail, comrades!