This girl walks up to you, slaps your ass and calls you onii-chan

This girl walks up to you, slaps your ass and calls you onii-chan.

How do you respond?

pee inside her

Steal her hat

[X] Anal

Yo bitch wtf you think you are.

You should slap my Dick instead.

pull her eyepatch

Don't pick her up when she uses explosion and just watch from a safe distance as giant toads eat her.

take a guess

Pull eyepatch.

Take her aside, give her a stern talk about respecting the personal space of others, place her in the timeout corner and proceed to wait.