I need your help, Sup Forums. I've forgotten what tomboys are for

I need your help, Sup Forums. I've forgotten what tomboys are for.

Disposal

Balls-deep facefucking

Marrying

As a tomboy, these threads give me hope that I might find a Prince one day.

Feminization. They'll be shy and might hate it at first, but you have to help them grow up and become women.

Loving marriage and anal sex.

>flat tomboy
You might as well just fuck an actual boy at that point, there's no difference.

Don't worry user, I know
Tomboys are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching kung-fu movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory barbeque where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a cross country run and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboys with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboys are for

that's exactly the point

well now I feel depressed

You just have to make yourself into the kind of man a tomboy would want, user. For instance, I did a 5k jog this morning because that's what a tomboy might like doing
Be the change you want to see, bro

seems more like you are suggesting I turn into a tomboy and fuck myself

They're for telling them that they're cute and watching them squirm in disbelief as their minds cannot handle the truth

tomboys don't exist IRL

Yes they do. One of my friends is a legit tomboy.

>people confuse transdykes with tomboys nowdays

That's the sad reality we must all face.

>implying you have a friend
>implying that friend is a girl
you're not fooling us

>ywn drunkenly fool around with a cute tomboy
kys

Tomboys are for impregnating, thus ruining their athletic career and condemning them to a life as a stay at home mother (since she has no other skills) for a child that she will blame for how her life turned out.

To put it simply, tomboys are for loving.

>wanting to have a child

>straight tomboys
absolutely disgusting

No tomboy is disgusting

What kind of loving?

You're absolutely right, user, since all tomboys are perfect
Athletic tomboys, mechanic tomboys, country girl tomboys, city tomboys, military tomboys, fighting tomboys, edgy tomboys, punk tomboys, delinquent tomboys, class rep tomboys, stoic tomboys, angry tomboys, mellow tomboys, dumb tomboys, nerdy tomboys, aggressive tomboys, meek tomboys, dominant tomboys, submissive tomboys, short haired tomboys, long haired tomboys, flat tomboys, busty tomboys, strong tomboys, weak tomboys, tan tomboys, pale tomboys, sweaty tomboys, clean tomboys, tomboys who raise their children, tomboys who earn a living for their family, tomboys who wear shorts, tomboys who wear dresses, tall tomboys, short tomboys, young tomboys, old tomboys, tomboys who like being one of the guys, tomboys who want to be treated like a girl, tomboys who enjoy the nightlife, tomboys who would rather spend the night in, slutty tomboys, pure tomboys
All tomboys are perfect and deserve to be loved

that's a lot of tomboys
where can I find one

Nigga, don't you remember the last time an user posted that webm of the jap tomboy and her boyfriend?
Shit hurts.

marriage

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>I have no intention on marrying you!
Faggot.

tackling as hard as they want to prove they can take it

He's just tsundere.

>doing something that risky
wow its almost like your a normalfaggot who doesn't know how bad the feminist courts are right now

also most 3d women are hideous inside and out

Well, you might not. Me on the other hand

>risky
What are you, some kind of rapist?

this doesn't help it just makes me sad

Of course they do, just not good looking ones, only some ugly females who looks worse than average guy

Get out more, or go to Asia (not the tranny parts, the industrialized ones)

You know if you dropped this paranoid mindset you might actually get to have sex with a woman.

>most

I'm out all the time. I've never once in my entire life met a girl that I would consider a tomboy in the same way I'd consider a 2D tomboy.

Adopt a daughteru and raise her to be the tomboy you wished you could meet.

>feminist courts
3DPD reality of the western world user, some of us were (un)lucky to be born in the second world country. Plenty of commie tomboys untouched by third wave feminisms here.

Not that user but there are also some still around.
My first girlfriend was one but she passed away in the early 2000's.

>commie
Absolutely disgusting.

Was it a truck?

I didn't ask for this. Also,
>not running through the rain
C'mon, that's the best feeling.

Good. Fuck you normalfag, get your stupid shit outta 2D tomboy threads, nobody cares.

pretty much just the shitty female counterpart for traps

Stop LARPing user

Dying of fucking leukemia when she's 16 and making you unable to have normal relationships with anyone ever again because no other girl can compare with literal perfection.

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Drunk driver going at 80 on a truck on Christmass Eve, I'm not even making this up.

I was originally a Sup Forumstard, do you really think that's an insult?

I LOVE MOGAMI

Canadian citizenship. That's how they will truly suffer.

To lose the bowls to the generic Yamato Nadeshiko clones.

They're not even considered a 2nd tier runner ups nowadays. That place has been taken up by the gyarus and other trendy girls going for MC.

Tomboys only exist as a niche fetish now.

I want to touch and lick tomboy abs.

>I was originally a Sup Forumstard, do you really think that's an insult?

Cringe

>reddit spacing
you're not better

Well that genuinely sucks.

kys

Making love without a condom with deep seed release.

@160500254

How else am I supposed to space out my text you faggot, don't ever reply to me again

Is this even legal? Fucking your adopted daughter I mean?

You're not, you retard.

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I want to bareback a handsome girl.

New episodes when?

of which?

reminder Saotome Senshu, Hitakakusu is an untranslated manga about a /fit/ tomboy awkward romance

No, no, you've got it wrong
the tomboy IS the prince!

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tomboys are for disappointment upon realized they are in fact women

That looks a tad bit too much like a dude senpai

That's reverse traps.

Kino is a cute girl.

Tomboys are for realizing you're not gay for liking that one dude.

Thanks for your daily dose.

>class rep tomboys
that doesn't work

Literally "?".

They are for giving us hope.

He's that user who comes to every tomboy thread and says everybody are gays in denial.

I meant it as in, it's a reverse trap
I don't browse Sup Forums often

Pleasing tomgirls

for bully

Fuck I hate drunk drivers.

Why must they lose?

user, I have a childhood of being pushed around by one.

Is Seo writing your life?

>Tomboys only exist as a niche fetish now.
Good. Less normalfags ruining it for the rest of us.

LONDON

Tomboys are for the MCbowl and living happily ever after with their true love

I found some of my old dvds recently and rewatched this. It kinda sucks that it never made it past two episodes because it was pretty fun.

Someone post that webm

You know the one.

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No, THAT one.

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You're not very good at this.