Post amerimutt memes
/amg/ Amerimutt General - 56% Edition
Jayden Morales
Nicholas Ortiz
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Andrew Rodriguez
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Jordan Robinson
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Levi Turner
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Liam Cook
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Samuel Lee
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Bentley Martin
Just made this, though it's not really Amerimutt, mainly just JoJo
Jacob Butler
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Cooper Torres
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Angel Foster
PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER TO THIS THREAD! SHILL THREAD TRYING TO DIVIDE.
SAGE
Kevin Flores
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Jacob Nguyen
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Jeremiah Reed
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Henry Rogers
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Josiah Brooks
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Aaron Gray
SAGE
William Gomez
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Camden Cooper
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Cooper Long
SAGE! FUCK YOU SHILLS YOU GUYS ARE JUST AFRAID OF Sup Forums POWER
William Miller
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Jeremiah Davis
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Alexander Sanchez
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Cameron Powell
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Dominic Turner
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Christian Powell
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Camden Smith
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Matthew Brooks
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Elijah Taylor
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Austin Thompson
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Nicholas Martin
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Carson Collins
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Tyler Jackson
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Alexander James
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Logan Richardson
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Justin Lopez
shareblue spent 80 million dollars for this shit.
Owen King
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Jace Morales
You want to party!
Cameron Nguyen
>mutts in denial
Julian Hall
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Angel Wilson
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Aiden Hughes
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James Hill
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Christian Ortiz
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Alexander Lopez
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Landon Kelly
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Austin Myers
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Liam Edwards
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Daniel Long
last one
peace out, negroids
Kayden Collins
le -6%
Christian Nguyen
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Robert Taylor
El Atrocidad
Pros
The mere sight of it can make people go crazy
it's able to absorb lesser mutts or humans to regenerate HP.
Slower and less intelligent than La Creatura, but can catapult acid balls if fed enough corn syrup.
High HP and strength
Cons
Can explode while drinking corn syrup
Weak against genetic companies
Threat level: Moderate, Dangerous when in high numbers and organized in formations with other mutts
Kayden Clark
El Goblino
Pros
Dark Elf heritage (+15 Dexterity)
Can resist fire, you can't kill it with flamethrower
Second amendment rights
Cons
Extremely low intelligence
Can commit suicide if Trump loses in the 2020 elections
Threat level: Low, can be extremely ferocious when someone disagrees with him in a politic discussion
Jackson Harris
la menace gluttonica
percentajge: 44%
pros:
jaws can bite your head off
will get you from behind, runs at 70 km/h
night vision
excellent sense of smell
percentage changes as a camouflage mechanism
cons:
sensitive skin, bleeds out easily
hides from the light
hates veggies, specially carrots
Dominic Morris
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Blake Bailey
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Camden Rogers
these are pretty funny
are you making these up on the spot?
Adrian Rogers
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Michael Price
Paco Tyrone Johnson
Pros
Very informed about haplogroups (+1 intelligence)
Has a pistol (+2 STR)
Is in a human form
cons
Can get very upset if you call him non-white/mutt etc
If you call him by his first name or middle name he'll get very upset and cry
Threat level: Very low. Can be lethal if you keep triggering him.
Eli Stewart
This is a new one I’ve seen
Luke Hernandez
El rastrero
Pros:
Eyes set on the lower part of the face gives him extra vision of the floor, in order to scavenge droppings from other goblinos' dinners.
High evasion
Cons
He depends on other superior goblinos to sustain itself.
Michael Nelson
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Thomas Robinson
Anyone wanna roll?
Oliver Hall
el devorador
Pros :
immeasurable strength (+15 STR)
+20 to intimidation checks
eating ennemies can heal his own body, to the point of regenerating limbs if need be
Cons :
-30 to perception checks while eating
Can start eating himself on a failed Wisdom check
Threat level : high, can go on rampage while looking for food to sustain itself, although it dislikes moving long distances.
Caleb Mitchell
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Gabriel Brooks
Use the actual Atrocidad face in
Aaron White
El Señor de la Mutt-aña
Pros:
Godlike strength
0.01% Lowest % a mutt can have without descending into another plane of existence
Commnads an army of mutts that help him throw white genes to a fiery pit
Cons:
Low agility
Cannot act during daytime
Elijah Long
La criatura verde
Percentage: 32%
Pros:
>thanks to its green skin, this mutt has the ability of blending into certain parts of walmart giving it +45% invisibility and +30% chance for an initial attack
>its green skin also scares away most mutts due to it reminding them of healthy non-american-made vegetables
>it's capable of a nose attack with its sharp nose (not advisable against The Jew - The Jew has higher nose attack reach) - it can also backstab with this attack
>bulletproof lard - gains +50 points in defense thanks to its large supply of fat
Cons:
>very low stamina regeneration
>very low dexterity whilst wearing jeans
>not capable of having a gun due to its inability of finding a pocket
>cannot eat anything other than McDonald's Salad otherwise it will loose its green skin concealment bonuses
Threat level: Medium, although its surprise attack can cause heavy loses to opponents unaware of this mutt whilst shopping in the vegetable aisle
John Turner
gimme La Luz Extinguido
Logan Anderson
Mutt
Mason Brown
LA LUZ EXTINGUIDOOOOOOOOO! AY PAPI SI PAPI!
Carter James
HAHHAHAHA
Henry Edwards
röll
Robert Reyes
C'mon Luz Extinguido
Brody Rivera
Kek
Nathaniel Nelson
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Justin Smith
Dios mio...
Adam Barnes
Rolling
Christian Reed
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Nolan Martin
Lux Extinguisho please
Benjamin Gutierrez
I wish retards who don't know Yugioh would stop making Yugioh cards.
>12-star normal monster with 0 defense
>not even making the attack 5600 or something
Dominic Hernandez
I regret posting in this thread now.
Ryan Ramirez
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Nolan Taylor
>t. Mutt
Jayden Campbell
look
if you had
one shart
one opportunity
to shit every pair of pants you ever wanted
in one mart
would you shit it
or just let it slip?
yo,
his ass is sweaty, sphincters weak, shits are heavy
there's diarrhea on his pants already, mom's spaghetti
he's nervous, but in walmart he looks calm and ready
to drop shit, but he keeps on shitting
what he ate at burgertown
his pants from the waste down turn so brown but the shit won't come out
he's constipated now, everybody's sharting now
ass is out, shitting times over, blaow
Parker Clark
>also scares away most mutts due to it reminding them of healthy non-american-made vegetables
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Keep up the good work user that's top quality stuff.
Eli Hill
Yay
Cameron Campbell
reported have a nice night cia nigger
Angel Rodriguez
Holy shit this meme really fucking took off. Like I know its been used for like a year now, but lately its been spam fucking city.
Psyop?
Or just boring times so we gotta meme hard?
Also worth noting everyone spamming memes is using a meme flag, so most likely other U.S people calling other U.S people mutts, which is pretty funny
Adrian Russell
El cagapedo
Percentage: 1/16th%
Pros
>Can shart in mart (no need to use the loo)
>Thanks to its black skin can move during night unseen
Cons
>cant poo in loo
>easily tracked by foul scent
>cant run
>has to roll everywhere
>cant fight
Angel Perry
>The united states central intelligence agency is posting crudely drawn Orc/Human hybrid images made in MS paint to somehow destabilize the narrative of an Indonesian denture cleaning BBS.
Lincoln Carter
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Alexander Allen
Holy shit this meme really fucking took off. Like I know its been used for like a year now, but lately its been spam fucking city.
Psyop?
Or just boring times so we gotta meme hard?
Also worth noting everyone spamming memes is using a meme flag, so most likely other U.S people calling other U.S people mutts, which is pretty funny
Jayden Cox
It's funny
Robert Robinson
t.el magapedo
Jacob Brown
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Camden Thomas
El esclavo del mossad
Asher Richardson
Don't take this place so seriously man.
It's popular because its true. US flags usually bitch about race all the time, when it is statistically likely they are mixed somewhere along the line.
Christian Johnson
Fucking kek at Jersey
Elijah Bennett
Does anyone have the one where the white guy leaves his friend and comes back 400 years later as an amerimutt?