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IMPEEEEEEACH!!!!

>Trump boned a whore years ago
Ok. And?

We still won't care idiot. We'll just take it as a chad move either way.

>we
Go back to Sup Forums

The only sex story anyone cares about is the penis arm of Obama and the jizz on his face.

>Go back to Sup Forums
ow, my brain...

>Trump had sex
IMPEACH DRUMPFFFFF

Meh. I'm sure Trump has fucked a lot of whores.

>Trump porn fuck leaks

Do Tell.

Impotence leak coming

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Unless he lied about it under oath and bent the whore over in the oval office, no one gives a flying fuck. The left is running out of scandals if theyre trying to pass off this shit.

Incontinence leak coming

I'm just hoping he's into some weird shit

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Sup Forums attempting to trivialize a scandal that would have brought down any other presidency. "It's just sex durrr" you fucking retards this is about about illegally using campaign funds to pay hush money and repeatedly lying about it

>this is about about illegally using campaign funds to pay hush money and repeatedly lying about it
Somehow you segway'd into a Hillary point.

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Trump is literally immune to impeachment and will win the next election by an even greater margin while losing even more in the popular vote.

he has a 12 inch penis

Melania BTFO!!!

>Trump is literally immune to impeachment and will win the next election by an even greater margin while losing even more in the popular vote.
t. toastie roastie

Imagine getting to fuck that until you nut inside her and you’re the president of the United States of America?

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Kek. Anyone have math on lowest popular % he could potentially gain and still win electoral? I want them literally shaking in a few years - maybe they could have near 100% turnout in California and Vermont yet lose the Midwest, South, and part of the Northeast.

Also did any of us think that Trump had a "Normal." Monogamous marriage with his wife? Do you think she actually cared if he had some side action or not? No. People need to stop flailing around like this is some big deal. Something else big will happen and everyone will forget about it like, I dunno, kids dying.

trips of truth to this
the level of butthurt this brings is going to be the most glorious thing you have ever seen user.

Its because it doesn't matter. How have you not realized it by now you stupid fucking shill. WE DON'T FUCKING CARE!
We don't give a shit if Trump raped 100 16 year olds. We don't give a shit which party did what. We don't care who the shooter was. We just don't care. All that matters to us is philosophical truth, our survival as a species and a return to healthy traditional values and most importantly lols.

Nobody here really cares about the petty political squabbles of congress. We care about the debate of racial awareness. Nobody cares if Trump made a tweet. We care about the effects of feminism on society.

You are out of your league here. Nobody gives a shit unless it pertains to the truth we've all had to accept about the state of nature.

anyone got pics of her nips?

Yep

>Pornstar
Bait?

open bob now

> in your own private personal jet

I hate rich white guys so much, I might start a school shooting

Wtf

>Im gonna keep pairing Trump with a gorgeous blonde.

So is this supposed to make Trump less alpha?

This is now a bobs and vegana thread since it started as a shit-tier to begin with.

>milk truk just arive

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Just do a search for it moron.

bait thread about trump

BREAKING: Rich guy sticks dick in woman. DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNN. kys

>Sup Forums attempting to trivialize a scandal that would have brought down any other presidency.
>a scandal that would have brought down any other presidency.
>that would have brought down any other presidency.

Remember when Bill Clinton was removed from office? I sure remember when that sex scandal that actually involved violation of the law brought down his presidency.
SANDERS 2018!!

trumps finished. surely a washed up pornstar has the wherewithal to bring POTUS down

He really does deserve 3 scoops

>be billionaire
>so ugly you still have to pay hookers
>pay for ugly used up whore uglier than your own wife
what did he mean by this?

AS IF PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE AS MUCH AS HIS POLICIES

Shillary and MelanAYYLMAO confirmed cucked first ladies.

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Yeah they should have pulled a Seth rich on her. Republicans need to learn from democrats

because no member of his party voted to have him impeached during the trial. I think it's fair to say trump would not be so lucky.

>Trump asked her to piss on his face
Wat do?

Surely this will be the end of Trump's campaign???

he's rich. why would he even need to go out of his way to touch campaign funds? he probably has a room like scrooge mcduck he could get cash from. he probably has enough "hush money" in the seat of a couch.

you're fucking stupid

Daily reminder, shills use divide and conquer, and ecelebs are helping

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Ecelebs get the gas

*For research purposes only.

our latest polls show hillary has an over 9000 gorillion chance to win, and its perfect

Trump fucks hot bitches.

Obama literally fucked DUDES.
And then had 4 of them killed.

>Trump bangs porn stars on his private jets

Trump just flipped even more blue states by being blacker than the last president.

Oh no say it isn’t so. Literally nothing will happen.

>believe literal whore
vs
>believe POTUS
jews are really desperate

why don't we have a trump money bin meme?

>Trump would fuck this

Suddenly the left cares about people being degenerates?

>Fuck Drumpf... literally

oh no the president used to fuck big titted hookers! how will we ever recover!

I thought if they consented thats all the left wants?

Have you seen her naked? She had the fridgiest body ever with ugly botched fake tits.

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The absolute state of faggots attempting humor...

what movie is that?

Holy shit that hurt to read.

Peur sur La Ville (1975)

>implying Trump fucks Melania at all
kek, propecia kills your sex drive and they sleep in separate quarters. He aint tapping that fine ass and probably hasn't since Barron's birth.

Trump really has bad taste in porn stars though. Why get with a literally who fridge shaped, nasty fake titted, old roastie when he could have just hired a discreet Sasha Grey lookalike with natural perky tits?

Was it autism?

>Was it autism?
If he did, it's because she wanted him, or made him believe she did.

Why would Trump want Melina when these big titties are giving him titjobs in his private jet?

>Sasha Grey

When will Stormy Daniels do BLACKED.com?

You mean like how Presidents have been cheating for years?

>Pornstar
>Ever taken seriously

PICK ONE!

Bump

we can see the results

Melania only sucks Baron off at this point, user. Sorry.

oof

>campaign money
>billionaire

dumb kike

>>Trump boned a whore years ago
>Ok. And?

aaaaand he's a godless degenerate for it

>>Trump had sex
>IMPEACH DRUMPFFFFF

exactly so Bill Clinton should not have been impeached. glad we can agree on this

And Melania has fake tits and they're still small. This affair seems believable, honestly.

At least she can take a cum shot.

what's wrong, are you too pussy to use onomatopoeia? it's easy. just write the noises you would make with your mouth. "dun dun dunnnn" for example, a common musical phrase.

Oh my

You have to go back

source now nigger

What about slick willy clinton?

>Go back to Sup Forums
Reddit pls go.

Who the fuck cares he is richer than you and more successful than you...and a better person than you. Trump 2020

When you watch this woman you are watching your president sweated naked body rubbing tool

Go buy yourself a diaper then

>trump is attracted to large breasted sluts
that scoundrel!

“I never had sex with this woman”... and he is considered the best Democratic president since JFK.

Divorce, maybe, but it was before he was elected (wouldn't matter if he wasn't) and didn't happen in the White House.

Clinton spluged on a chubby jewess that brought him a pizza in the fucking Oval Office, but that wasn't why they tried to impeach him. They tried to impeach him because it was an intern and he lied under oath.
You can't fuck or be sucked by the help.
BTW, I think he fucked her because she had a pizza and it was the only way to get it.

HORREE SHEET! Was it an actual pizza, or did Monica have an underage cheese pizza (little girl)?
They always said she brought him a "pizza", was it a kid?
>pizzagate is real