*breathes in*

hahahahahahaahahahahahahaha
>WE WUZ

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Really hate our Monopoly money desu lad

fuck off pointlss edgy racist

Who is this and what important thing did he do? Did he invent kangaroos?

Literally pick somebody to be on banknote because of the color of his skin.
Thousands of actual men/women who have accomplished far greater things.
>I'm racist
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Fucking hell. I googled it. This guy is a dumbass.
>Unaipon spent five years trying to create a perpetual motion machine. In the course of his work he developed a number of devices.[7] He was still attempting to design such a device in his seventy-ninth year.[8]

Why is he on your money?

He invented quantum computing.
In Dream Time. After huffing petrol.

>Unaipon spent five years trying to create a perpetual motion machine.
Nig doesn't understand the fundemental laws of thermodynamics.
Gets on banknote

CUZ HE IS A BROWN MAN IN A SUIT
YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOT
WHEN WILL AMERICA PUT THE INVENTOR OF PEANUT BUTTER ON THEIR MONEY?

This shit is gold.
>Other inventions included a centrifugal motor, a multi-radial wheel and a mechanical propulsion device. He was also known as the Australian Leonardo da Vinci for his mechanical ideas, which included pre World War I drawings for a helicopter design based on the principle of the boomerang and his research into the polarisation of light and also spent much of his life attempting to achieve perpetual motion.[12]

I love you Australia. The people on your money are comedy goldmines. kek!

Also the new UK money is annoying as fuck
5 Pound note: Winston Churchill with the quote >"I have noting to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat"
Fucking badass
10 Pound note: A literal who woman who wrote pride and prejudice with the quote
>"I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading!"

Britain is so rich in culture, history, and inventors dating back to knights all the way to a global empire. BUT NOOOO LET'S PUT THE WRITER OF PRIDE AND FUCKING PREJUDICE ON OUR MONEY!

Some Ricardo Perez woman and Stella Creasy could have picked from a list of women that have actually contributed to our society.

>They don't know any aside from Jane Austen who didn't even write her books because it's the only one they've heard of.

They got a load of rape and death threats because they are cunts. The new notes are horrible btw.

youtube.com/watch?v=9s2RYkoXmAQ

Holy SHIT Ausfag it even says where you make the Cum Tribute. Just below the swan

He is pretty cool for an Abo

At least he had a go, and not some new age bleeding heart

>Literally pick somebody to be on banknote because of the color of his skin.

Economic shitposting.

>australians
>accomplishing something
???

When Mexicans are 51% you'll have Aztecs on your money.

It's going to come back like this

David Unaipon was a great man.
Sad how many people here know nothing about him

he's been on the $50 note for ages

>"'The coming of the white man was in itself a blessing. We were isolated from the world's culture. It is true that my people could not adapt themselves to civilization, but that is because it came too suddenly for us." - David Unaipon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Unaipon
HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU READ THE FULL ARTICLE > trove.nla.gov.au/newspaper/article/64244883

The Register (Adelaide, SA : 1901 - 1929) Sat 3 Oct 1925 Page 9

AN ABORIGINAL INTELLECTUAL.
---
A full-blooded aboriginal, Mr. Unaipon
presents in physical structure an unmis-
takeable resemblance to those reconstruc-
tions of the older human types which scien-
tists have sometimes supplied with the help
of a tooth and a mouldering jawbone. Only
the eyes, flashing with quick thought, lim-
pid, friendly, give the lie to your impres-
sion. In manner, he is courteous and
dignified, and an almost English purity
of accent characterises his cultured voice.
----
"But at present," he explained, "I am
studying our aboriginal folklore. I should
probably never have thought of doing so
but for an offer from Angus and Robert-
son, but I have become extremely in-
terested in it. I am now collecting folk
legends for a book, and they are going to
publish it."
Questioned regarding the difficulties of
language, Mr. Unaipon admitted that his
task of collection was difficult, but not as
difficult, as it would be to a European.
"I have the totem, system to help me"
he said. "The totem binds us together
much as Masonry does Europeans. My
first duty when I go into a strange tribe
is to ask for a totem".

"Then, if they say, for instance, 'that
man is a swan," I say that my mother
was also a swan, and he treats me as a
relative, and tells me what I want to know.
Or I find a man who is a kangaroo, the
totem of my father."

>typing from his WiFi invented by an Australian

Wow I didn't know that. Still going to draw black face on him tho

You ever shitposted yourself onto currency?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Unaipon
Seems like an interesting bloke, but I can't help but think he's won the competition for being the tallest dwarf. It sounds like his greatest, most useful invention was an improved sheep shearer design, but knowing that these things written in a misleading way even that might not be true.
Well, at least he did something.

"Have you formed any theory," asked
the reporter, "of the probable origin of
your race?"
"There are unmistakeable traditions of
migration," said Mr. Unaipon. "You
know the scientists say that there was a
land to the north-west of Australia called
Lumeria, and that there was formerly a
connection with the Australian mainland.

Now we have a tradition that our fore-
fathers came here from a point to the
north-west which we call Lulopunka
("breaking" and a "connection"). (You
know we are not so ignorant but that we
know the points of the compass; we call
them the four winds of the earth.) It is,
I think, a significant legend.

its the same guy

He's been on the 50s for as long as I've seen 50s.

I don't have a problem with it anyway. Aboriginals do exist and are a part of our history and I don't see what's gained by trying to expunge them from the historical record.

Unaipon holds that to educate an abori-
ginal, he must be taken out of his old
environment. He insists stoutly that
he himself is by no means an isolated
case of capacity for acquiring knowledge.

"I have had exceptionable advantages," he
said, "but many others have like powers.
Many years ago there was a professor
in Sydney, called Grant. He was, I think,
Professor of Mathematics. He and Mrs.
Grant were once travelling through the
forests of Northern Queensland, when
they heard the shriek of a woman. Pro-
fessor and Mrs.Grant rushed forward, and
found a native woman stretched dying
on the ground, with a bullet wound
through her head.

Beside her was a
native trooper, holding a little black
baby. He had seized it by the leg,
and was just going to dash out its brains
against a tree.

"Douglas Grant."

'The Grants rescued the baby, of course,
and they took it back to Sydney with
them. With true Christian kindness,
they brought the child up in their own
home, just as if he had been one of their
children. As he grew bigger they be-
came very fond of him.

He was known as Douglas Grant, and addressed them as
mother and father. Professor Grant dis-
covered great promise in his drawing, and
had him well-educated. He was appren-
ticed to Mort & Co., engineers, and is
now chief of staff at the great works at
Lithgow. The story of his upbringing
is an absolute fact, and will be verified
by any person of repute in Sydney.

"What strikes me as interesting is this.
I was born in a cottage at Point McLeay,
with the advantages of a civilized en-
vironment, of a father who had been con-
verted to the Christian faith. Here was
a baby brought straight from the wilds
of Queensland and absolutely primitive
antecedents.

...

Uh goldd medal winning speed skater Steven Bradbury?

I'd prefer Terry Pratchett, but if it gets people reading it's a good quote

At least he's actually black unlike most "abos"

And they're plastic. You forgot plastic

>we waz

forgotten and erased.

u cheeky kunt

Op u wan some bbc nigga

And that was back before petrol

We put up a Maori man who was Far Right Anti Socialist and introduced a law where kids would get beaten at school for speaking maori

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1910 and 1944 he made ten ... applications for inventions as varied as an anti-gravitational device, a multi-radial wheel and a sheep-shearing handpiece’.[9] Provisional patent 15,624 which he ratified in 1910, is for an "Improved mechanical motion device"[10] - that converted rotary motion which "is applied, as for instance by an Eccentric",[11] into tangential reciprocating movement, an example application given being sheep shears. The invention, the basis of modern mechanical sheep shears
>omitting his contributions to the modern sheep shearing industry this badly
I fucking hate you disingenuous kikes sometimes.
>inb4 abo

youtube.com/watch?v=yIj4K5IGex4

you helped us go into space im pretty sure, along with helping us in many wars. Someone post the greatest ally picture.

Good on ya, yankee

honestly I thought they used American dollars

...

I fucking hate Americans.

*Jews

I know what I said and I meant it.

What's the difference?

...

Its genius.

Flatter then eternally with empty platitudes.

Because theyre not get anymore land back.

Stop bullying abos.

Agreed.

>"but what do you mean you want your land back, abbo? you're an australian now! it's just as much your land as everyone else!"

Could be worse lad. The woman on the old £5 note was a literal who.

The call that saved Australia.

Nazis hate culture, big surprise.

I keked.

British dream team
£5 Winston Churchill
£10 Margaret Thatcher
£20 Cecil Rhodes
£50 ???? Help me out guys, Shakespeare? Sir Isaac Newton? Raleigh? Cpt James Cook?

Enoch Powell.

dont give a fuck.

Shakespeare
>Margaret Thatcher
What are you, a faggot?

>specimen

oh he is

Living in australia you kind assume anyone getting pushed as a person of significance is actually just some insignificant twat

He was actually a Based Abo tho

He said white people coming was the best thing that ever happened, going so far as to say that the continent that would soon become Australia could've been found by a people far more callous or low in goals and stature.

He spent his life trying to educate other boongs and knew that white man coming here was a good thing for everyone.

a fine abo specimen

"an aboriginal intellectual"
This is the biggest shit post of the year

literally their god given country they've been living in for 80000 years, an immense cultural history and spiritual connection.

>can't even give them a banknote

It's pretty spectacular in real life. You might change your mind if you ever get a close look at it

he was an amazing man

This, I actually learned quite a bit about Uniapon from a bloke who wrote a big exposé on the abo and he is straight up Renaissance-tier master inventor and scientiest

$50 Sir Apirana Ngata
First maori to grow tired of sitting on the footpath asking for smokes or $2 for the bus. Also notable for trying to get his people to wear some fucking clothes, read the Bible, stop raping their kids, making meth. Campaigned on the importance of maoris needing to speak English only and wash their hands after taking a shit. European New Zealanders we're down with this and he was voted into office.
As a parliamentarian butchslapped all his people in a I have a dream speech to 'get off your fucking arses and stop blaming whitey.' Did this 50 years before MLK.

>specimen

IMMENSE HISTORY

Shitposting aside, his old portrait looks much better.

>the importance of maoris needing to speak English only
what a cuck lol

this
what were they thinking? arbitrary change

cant wait to start using niggers as currency again

>He said white people coming was the best thing that ever happened, going so far as to say that the continent that would soon become Australia could've been found by a people far more callous or low in goals and stature.

Yeah the Abbo's dodged a bullet with the Poms, Imagine how the French, Dutch or Americans would have treated them.

...

same deal with the new $10 note