Why is astolfo the best Apocrypha girl?

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why is astolfo so sexual?

Should I watch Apocrypha?

Best girlfriend

This is your girlfriend for tonight.

Best girls always share one thing in common

That pic looks like shit

Astofolo never looks bad to me.

Astolfo is too good to be drawn so poorly

You can't control these things.

I only want the best for my waifu(male)

Is this the daily astolfo thread?

more like hourly

It is now

You fags are jerking off to a girl.

More like the hourly Astolfo thread.

Not like that's a bad thing

Evaporation of Sanity D

astolfo has awfully big feet!

Of course not.

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But what about his dick

Who cares if it's gay, when it's cute

Astolfo loves and wants the strong and thick dragon dick too

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it's the same 10 pictures over and over again
i'm fully convinced this is a board sliding attempt

Check filename

i forgot
just search rider_of_black shota

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Because you're gay.

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It's gotta be her huge tits.

heresy

Is there any historical basis for this character? I know fate characters are usually based off historical figures

Why is masturbating like he was a girl?
Pretty bad to be honest.

Take your pick!

THICC

>that swimming pool
Nice.

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Is it intellectually dishonest to draw a girl and call it a boy?

No, because this is the ideal male body

no one can mistake this for a female unless they are... in fact.. GAY

I don't believe so. In fact, I believe the fault lies with the observer's biased view that any character that they find attractive must be a girl. The distinction between girl and girl (male) is meaningless because your penis already knows the correct answer. Essentially, the need to distinguish between a girl and a trap stems from a desire to explain away or rationalize an automatic bodily response that was different from your established norm.
In other words, it's only as gay as you make it.

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Most of the pics in this thread feature an astolfo with no muscle definition, girly wrists, and wiiide childbearing hips.
there's no indication that the artist at any point was attempting to draw a male in any sense of the word

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Thats because the threads filled with fan art.
This is the only canon image here.
This image is also canon.

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I want to lick the sweat of of his smooth body

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IS THAT A

take a whiff?

This is the ideal male body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Because you have shit taste.

Absolutely.

>Rider of Black

Female Bizon BTOF

Best boy.

Would you pet astolfo?

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This is the ideal male body.
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I want to see this young mans asshole.

Rubbing the area between your anus and your balls actually feels pretty good if you have nice silky panties on.

I'm trying but it doesn't work.

>he believed it

5 (five) cute facts about Astolfo:
>She is a boy!
>She has a cute braid!
>I love her!
>Astolfo!!

>tfw I'll never be of the petite build

Sometimes, I wish that I wouldn't have this generic orc body type, petite is cute.

>All this shitty threads about the same garbage
Jesus Christ, this is absolute cancer.

Traps are gay

Orc or Porc?
Either way, cardio kills gains, swimming is slimming, [other /fit/ memes], and it all doesn't really matter because you've got a man-face anyway.

Cardio doesn't kill gains. But yeah, exercise can get you to at least a lanky figure.
Cardio instead of weight lifting will reduce muscle size as the muscle types change to cope with the load.
Muscles adapt to whatever load they're given, cardio doesn't reduce gains, it just doesn't increase it.

gay and jeanne is best girl

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At most is best boy. Because, you know, it's a guy.

Pretty unfair to have him be both best girl and best boy

>two Astolfo threads

Why would we need this

Well there's one for circlejerking over dicks and another for actually talking about the show