HAPPENING: Underwater supervolcano stirring to life

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im ready

neat

BLOW YOUR LOAD MR.VULCANO

Meh. Nothing is going to happen, sadly.

I'll take Japan as collateral if it means California gets hit with a tsunami

>inb4 this creates a great volcano island that instantly sparks conflicting terretorial claims between korea, japan and china

Awakening of the kaiju when?

Rolling for radioactive gook lava

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If the Japanese islands have to be abandoned will China take in all the fleeing Japanese refugees?

>inb4 it's nothing
check 'em.

Land Expansion. Take it Japan.

Better to die as Japanese now than disappear into globalized Jewish mutts in the future.

1% chance in the next 100 years..

Commit Sedoku user. Go down there and jam some multi folded steel in it.

GRODZIRRRA!!!!

except when it does. When it does. Go to Sup Forums for the aftermath memes.

That fucking thing better not explode before I get to Japan in April.

Japan will always be our greatest ally, sorry for the nukes but you crazy fucks deserved it. Run into the volcano with a samurai sword screaming BANZAI!!

I don't think there will be any fleeing user...

F Japan, good thing I didnt yet start learning japanese

They can have California

>implying it isn’t the larger scarier clover monster

Normalcy bias

Neat.

let it end

This

It will be the trigger point for WW3

Digits confirm this will blow this year

oh no, please volcano-sama do not destroy blessed nippon, where else will i get my cartoon porn?

> seppuku
> sudoku

Close enough?

My grandfather said his was going to evacuate just in case.

hmmmmpff so close

It's GOJIRRA!!!!!!!!

GODZIRRRRAAAAAAAA

Guess two nukes were barely enough then

Would be about the fucking time something happens..

It'd be real fuckin neato to see one of these blow