Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Aufbruch in Hundepisse Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/live173287240/Christian-Lindner-Dann-wird-es-Neuwahlen-geben-muessen-GroKo-Liveticker.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/groko-im-news-ticker-cdu-mann-von-stetten-erschrocken-ueber-ressortverteilung_id_8433823.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=HB8uhcOxofM
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs
youtube.com/watch?v=UhryCz01EIg

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=hms_GdvOKZY
youtube.com/watch?v=YeIAIn4Gyac
daserste.de/unterhaltung/film/filmmittwoch-im-ersten/videos/aufbruch-ins-ungewisse-video-100.html
youtube.com/watch?v=sb-glOFJ3OU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Snow
youtube.com/watch?v=Czy7Vn7rN50
who.int/chp/chronic_disease_report/turkey.pdf?ua=1
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

should we take my thread?
was a lot of work

Which one?

Mine was first . _ .

b- but i made an new OP for this topic

another reason against it

Yes, it was.
Also you're using the beloved standard intro.

checked
+++POGGENBURG-NEWS+++
Auch in seiner Partei stießen Poggenburgs Äußerungen auf wenig Verständnis. Das AfD-Bundesvorstandsmitglied Steffen Königer verurteilte die Äußerungen: "Beim politischen Aschermittwoch ist es normal, dass man sich deftig äußert. Aber das ist nicht deftig, das ist Dummheit." Pauschalurteile über bestimmte Volksgruppen seien immer falsch, fügte der Beisitzer aus Brandenburg hinzu. "Es gibt sehr viele top-integrierte Türken, davon haben wir auch welche in der Partei." Er hoffe, dass sich der Bundesvorstand in seiner Sitzung an diesem Freitag mit dem Fall Poggenburg befassen werde.

"Man kann dem so etwas nicht durchgehen lassen", fügte Königer hinzu. AfD-Chef Jörg Meuthen sagte, am Aschermittwoch gehe es zwar oft etwas derber zu, "die Wortwahl André Poggenburgs geht dessen ungeachtet deutlich zu weit und hätte nicht vorkommen sollen".

quick rundown for the non krauts:
>ash wednesday is for politcal slams and banter
>AfD politician goes full out and says that turks are "Kameltreiber" (camel drivers, camel farmers)
>Germany in lock down
>President-Cuck Steinmeier is raging
>turkish organisations are planning to file charges
>every partie is crying out in agony
>even some AfD-politicians flinge at the sight of Poggenburgs huge pulsating cock
>Andre Thundercockenburg claims to not have done anything wrong

opinions?
what is the right thing to do for the AfD?
Will he give in to the pressure?
how will the AfD use this to their advantage?

thx, feeling 100% völkisch now

Kunstbanausen!

Threadly reminder to take the final redpill.

>thx, feeling 100% völkisch now
Rightfully, you do.
However Poggenburg is a topic we should not ignore.

will there be racemixing in between the different german tribes?

Any prognosis? I mean, it's cool and shit, but do you see anything productive coming out of this?

f for effort
you even dowloaded the OP-picture

>If I had a hammer...
youtube.com/watch?v=hms_GdvOKZY

IT DOESN´T STINK!

bamp

I think it was too much too early.
Ich tat es um Kraut/pol/ zu retten.
Einer muss der Copyhund werden.
Show nazballs or GTFO

bump for impregnating the other gender

Stop the hate Kamerad.
Only together we can achieve victory.
Also what's your opinion on Poggenburg's speech?

>bump for impregnating the other gender
It also needs to be the same species user...

jesus, if i would have any photoshop skills i would love to make some memes about Poggenburg rampaging in the street, chasing refugees children and using wrestling finishers, which leaves them crippled for life.

>not having a brawl with the lads to have a good time

>speech
only heard about the Kameltreiber stuff. haven´t seen the full speech. but i would guess that he is right up there with Höcke, which is obviously a good thing.

love is uncoditional

>only heard about the Kameltreiber stuff.
To be completly honest I haven't seen it either (like most journalists I presume).

bae is game

>watching "Aufbruch ins Neue"
>2 minutes in

>sweden uncucking itself

Just watching the poggenburg speech.
>Arbeitscheues Lumpenproletariat.

>Basic bodyweight workout

That is the only relevant info in the OP. If you aren’t doing Freeletics 4 times a week, you are a fucked up fat shitter.

>the boat capsizes because the refugees can´t sit still
>european citizen to dump to understand how a boat works

So I watched the whole speech and it wasn't that bad just classical Bierzelt politics.

a bit underwhelming, but i am still okay with it

What kind of fucking name is
>Dean Martin Lauenburger
anyway?

people on twitter say it's a Sinti name.

Sorry wrong pic.

that made me cry
thanks user

Strange thing is the guy who posted this is now one of the most wanted criminals in Germany.

Wtf is das

Based Schopenhauer

It's something the guy in this picposted on Facebook.

Checked. This story reeks of fake to me kinda

There is something fishy about it.

Tried to watch it but had to stop after 3 minutes. God this shit is cringy. When does he actually say Kameltreiber? Is that at least funny.
Why cant german politicians into humor?

Just the regular BRD Gesetzesbruch and Volksverrat?

Rotherham is just a small town in England, nothing to see here, move on goyim.

starts about 8:05
youtube.com/watch?v=YeIAIn4Gyac

>>daserste.de/unterhaltung/film/filmmittwoch-im-ersten/videos/aufbruch-ins-ungewisse-video-100.html
88*3=264 Comments now

Poggenburg did nothing wrong

>was a lot of work

But it should've been in English, bro
Also you didn't link the speech.

youtube.com/watch?v=sb-glOFJ3OU

When will you do something about the Anglo?

fak ... wrong link (good one though, for those who don't know yet about this)

>based Poggi
youtube.com/watch?v=YeIAIn4Gyac

The speech should go in the OP

i was bored. fixed the thread meme.

the movie kinda states that its a dumb shit idea to cross the sea in a cuck-boat.

Goddamn Anglos stealing our Karneval candy REEEEEEEEEEEE

thank you
Yeah, it's awesome. No matter if you're right or leftwing, this movie tells you straight out it's dumb to be a fugee

...

Almans kaufen ihrer 11 jährigen Tochter einen Dildoking Gutschein zum Geburtstag

10/10

Lol. That part was actually a bit funny and he does make a good point. Kümmelhändler was way more funny than Kameltreiber though. Should have just left it at that but not sure if it would have made a difference to the people who shit on him now.
Also why the fuck do Turks get that much immunity against semi-racist comments? Remember when Böhmermann was getting massive heat from all directions for his anti erdogan song?

Almans schließen Dönerbude mit 2 abgelaufenen Ayran wegen Gesundheitsgefährdung aber lassen sich im Swinger Campingurlaub von einer 120 Kilo Frau mit Ledermieder ins Gesicht furzen

Saved.

Almans ficken ihre Frau einmal im Jahr zu Volksmusik

Bretty gud.

Almans bloggen "Bomber Harris do it again" aus ihrer von Oma finanzierten 90qm Eigentumswohnung

>Also why the fuck do Turks get that much immunity against semi-racist comments?
Because they cry the loudest.
Did you understand if Poggenburg said "Vielweiber" or "Viehweiber"?

Almans sortieren im Ägypten Urlaub 2 stunden Fernsehsender alphabetisch

wha't's the name of this movie? it looks nice

Pretty sure its Vielweiber. Still a weird word. Is that an actual word in the east?

Vielweiber und Vielweiberei sind Wörter

Almans nennen ihre Kinder Justus und Fridolin aber wundern sich warum sie jeden Morgen auf Schulweg verprügelt werden

Dead Snow
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Snow

>Almans sortieren im Ägypten Urlaub 2 stunden Fernsehsender alphabetisch
that one got me!

this. If Germany is the autist capital of the world, Turkey is borderline

...

thank you

Holy crap, Poggi's speech aleady got shoah'd

another working recording:
youtube.com/watch?v=Czy7Vn7rN50

Never heard anyone use that down here. Everyone just calls that polygamy.

the goyim mustn´t know

They're also fat (and ugly and smelly).
who.int/chp/chronic_disease_report/turkey.pdf?ua=1

got even used by lovejoy in the simpson

>watching anything in german
shiggymydiggymydude

>"in the east"
wtf. how far have some parts of the west fallen?
do you even speak duitsen spraak still?
meine fresse.......

>ich will (YOU)'s abstauben
hier für dich

Vielweiberei is very common

fuck must be bad

Where? In Saxony?

BaWü

chkd
fucin hell he doenst look like a fuggee

Türkische Kartoffeln

Damn. Thought the law against that was on a federal level. Is that because of the green administration? Its definitely prohibited in Bavaria.

>wtf. how far have some parts of the west fallen?
You have no idea I went to school with someone who spoke like the turks despite being pure blooded german.

Sinti

Weils sisch kul anhörd, Lan.

fuckin hell lad
are you quoting a comedian

HABBENING!

Are you seriously telling me this Dean Martin guy looks huwhite?

>Grünen-gains
Every time. Why? Why why why?

>watching the Simpsons not dubbed
before marges voice died, there is not even a comparison between original and dub
literally the only TV show that did it right

SPD voters go to the greens