Sayaka, kyouko, madoka die

>sayaka, kyouko, madoka die
>everybody cry
>mami dies
>shitty puns and meems

Talk about double-standards.

HomuraXSayaka

mami is a whoreslut with droopy cow tits, it's only natural no one would cry about her

No characters are created equally

It's the way she died that spawned so many head puns.

I goddamned cried, OP. I cried and got ANGRY.

If you were upset when mami died more than shocked, you missed the entire point of her character

>died like a disposable soap opera character
>came back to punch dyke satan in the face

so proud of my babygirl
go mumi go

I want to suck the milk out of Mami's tits.

The breasts talked!

lol

No need to lose your head buddy

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This is why you don'y reply to bait.

Every Mami thread I see makes me hate Mami a little bit more

>mod literally refuses to actually enforces the rules
It just sucks so much that the whole fan base has to suffer because you're an asshole.

You will never get your safe space, !Akemi. Kill yourself if you can't handle people saying things you like are bad.

You literally do this.
>bait and shitpost threads
>people tell you to fuck off and stop shitposting
>you shitpost more
> then make another reply going "durrr seee i was right!!!"
It's not right, it's just the narrative you're trying to force.
And it's obvious you are doing this, because it happens no where else but where you shitpost with crack.

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That's not even a crack image. You literally just want to have a post made after mine because you are consumed with replying to people and having the last word.

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You're not going to make me look bad just because I'm replying to images that not shipping images. Because everyone else understands the problem is you trying to attack people, not the images themselves.

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Now you're acting exactly like you do in gabdrop threads.

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You do realize it's obvious that this your "durerr don't replying to bait" persona, right?
>post crack image
>post sayaka image
>etc
>etc
Repeat.

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That's really autistic my dude.

How is that autistic?

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I am telling to stop replying. At least to every post.

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So are these threads literally just two guys shitposting at each other through continuously changing dynamic IPs? That's pretty sad.

Unfortunately.

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One is a kid with crippling autism. The other is one or two anons baiting said autist. Ships that aren't canon trigger him for some reasonm

I don't know what else to say 'cept that I'm posting Sayaka because I want to and it's not harming anything.

He'll yell at the ships he likes if he thinks they're aimed at him.

OP here. We can talk about Mami if you want.

So he's literally the barneyfag of Madoka?

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Sayaka's just too cute.

Yep.

Who wins in a 1v1 fight between Mami and Kyoko or Madoka (non God form)?

>Mami v Kyoko
Kyoko, but it would be close
>Mami v Madoka
Mami stomps

>hurr I own you guys you always reply to me
>gets no almost no (You)s and is the one who always replies to everything
Something's off here

>Kyoko, but it would be close
Mami could beat Kyoko if she actually wanted to. She just didn't want to, both those times. She still loves her too much, and until like the yurifags, I mean in a little sister sort of way.

Yes. ACK has been at it for at least two years and that !Akemi loser he's chasing is a dead trip that stopped being relevant ages ago. He thinks EVERYONE is Akemi.

I don't know much about Kyouko's fighting style but I think Mami would win.
Madoka is powerful but she doesn't have Mami's experience.

Mami has guns. You don't win against guns with melee weapons.

Is Madoka really all that powerful non-God?

I heard that megucas are weak compared to other magical girls.

Originally, no. As the timelines went on she kept getting cross-dimensional or whatever power multipliers. Homura supposedly did too, but it never goddamned shows single shred of it until lolrebellion.

She solo'd walnut in the first loop after mami died.

She 1shot Walpurgisnacht even in the first timeline

They are far more straightforward and use weaponry far more, they are compatible to Kamen Riders, with later timeline non-god Madoka being Ultimate Kuuga tier bullshit.

She died, and Waluigi Night just disappeared she didn't beat it. Timeline 2's when that happened.

She solo'd her but I don't remember if it was a 1shot.

So if Mami had at least one real friend, would she have been invincible? Her only problem was her loneliness, right?

It probably wasn't a 1shot, but we never saw how she beat her.

>You could just admit what you're doing,
I'm trying to enjoy a thread filled with you two flinging shit at each other.
Yeah, we just see the aftermath.

She suffered loneliness issues but I don't think they ever held her magic and performance back.

Can I be Mami's boyfriend?

I want to go on a deito with Mami-san and play with her drills until she gets embarassed.

No because she's already my wife.

Drills a shit. She looks way better with her hair down.

I'm not spamming anything and I'm only replying to pats in you post that have to do with what I'm doing.
>Let's see you give a SINGLE reason why this spiteful spam only happens in these threads.
It happens on multiple threads though.

I'm addressing you, what more do you want?

If you replace the M in Mami with the K in Kyouko, it becomes Kami.

-but she's my wife. Again, which timeline is your Mami from?

wow thats fucking brilliant

Fascinating.

What you are doing is trying to make the assertion "replying to bait causes him to spam more". And I challenged that premise by pointing out yuri threads where you spam crack is the ONLY place that happens.

>It happens on multiple threads though.
Link them.

She died because she was so happy about getting friends that she got distracted

Mami takes her duty as a magical girl very seriously and never let her personal life affect her job.

True but she's very proud of her drills so...

The canon one.

Hair down Mami is good, but ponytail Mami defeats all others.

As expected of best girl who will defeat Yuri Satan and restore balance to the for- I mean universe.

Wait, you have post-Rebellion Mami? I have Timeline 1 Mami.

I was never actually a fan of the WIDE artstyle. Post more art with them having normal-sized heads

That's what I meant by the other threads. Your post was only implying Madoka threads. But almost every thread has some form of spam I'm sure.

Is this supposed to be a /c/ thread or shitposting general? I can't tell

This is supposed to be a Mami discussion thread, it may have not been at first, but it is now.

Ask ack, he decides how many he'll ban evade today.

ACK baiting and yeah, it's still technically shitposting. He can only stay funny for so long.

>he seriously thinks that Mami isn't going to get BTFO by Homura when they fight
>he thinks that the last movie is ever coming out at all
GRRM will finish writing ASOIAF before Movie 4 releases

I wouldn't be so sure of that. George is going to die in a Truck accident next week.

>He thinks Mami isn't going to become the second coming of the God of Batttle, Guan Yu, and fight Homura on Totally-Not-Exploding-Namek.
>Yet he knows the movie isn't more than likely coming out.
What is this sorcery?

how do you know?

that post is an insult to life itself

>mami got all her power through hard work and dedication, she basically git gud
>homura got her power through asspulls and bullshit timetravel shenanigans

mami is ready

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>Homura got her powers through asspulls
Nani? She had to learn how to homemake explosives and operate all that military hardware. Her power isn't that great on its own, its her studying and practice with weaponry that makes it good.

>Mami had to get good
Oh yeah receiving the ability to instinctively summon infinitely many guns of whatever size you want really takes skill.

>When I say "these threads" I mean threads in which you bait and shitpost in. So pretty much any yuri thread.
>you
Yeah, any thread where they bait you.

She could only summon and control ribbons. She had to learn how to make the guns WITH RIBBONS, BY HAND. Her guns are LITERALLY ribbons.

Don't let it get to your head. People are people afterall.

I have informants in the Truck Network.

It's weird how Sayaka seemed to already have some skill when she saved Madoka; when she only had just contracted.

Truck-kun, no! Don't leave us with Dabid and Dabid's abomination as the canon end to the series!

Well she is a murderer unlike the others so it evens out in the end.

APPLE!

What are your thoughts on Mami's Kohais? Sayaka is my favourite but Family-Era Kyoko is also good.

You shouldn't have came here, Apple, this threads on the way out. Either in quality or post count.

>manufacture your own guns
>any gun you want, any at all
>stick with shitty 17th century muskets instead of machine guns or rockets

>It's only you, though.
No it's not. And you have no proof of that. It's those asshats with cute little names.
>And you still have yet to produce evidence or it ever happening anywhere but with you.
It only happens in these types of threads then. I was wrong. I don't frequent much threads to tell the truth.

She said that anything above Muskets were too hard for at the time. Apparently a Cannon and a Hangun were also possible, but later on. She could have made a Gatling Gun if she kept going.