BRIT/POL/ ALL CAPS EDITION

>Boris Johnson: Let's unite around Brexit vision
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43045553

>Jean-Claude Juncker: EU superstate claims are nonsense
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43058087

>Homeless man found dead 'on doorstep' of Parliament
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43063019

>Gerry Adams' prison escape appeal dismissed
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-politics-43058379

>Plans to ban wild animals in circuses announced
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-43059752

>Plaid Cymru warns party members over social media use
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-politics-43044190

>Tenants should have 'default right' to pets - Labour
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43045552

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first for best milk

state ur name cuz

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it's Friday lads, almost. What are non-Neets doing for the weekend?

W*rking class people should be banned from Britpol

>Britpol
faggot

tfw three day long alcohol poisoned hangover

nothing

>What are non-Neets doing for the weekend?

Glad you asked. I'm going skiing in Fieberbrunn, Austria.

Britons are ultimate and final master race

me too
me too
sounds gay

G*rman

>W*rking class people

Never refer to them as people, and NEVER let them sit on the couch.

I like this

They're talking about /AreJonathan/ in /lit/

There is literally nothing wrong with being a gay lefty Bavaryan.

post tits monteNEGRO

>low-fat
Good goyim

Holy shit, I'm not the only one who feels it for 3 literally days after
Good to know

>Transgender woman breastfeeds baby in first recorded case, study says

bbc.co.uk/news/health-43071901

So beautiful and another step forward for true equality. Soon all men will receive the treatment and have to do their equal share of breast feeding instead of the patriarchy forcing it on women

This

Begone demon

>implying other countries don't have social housing, and a lot more of it than the UK after the conservatives decimated it

It's terrible compared to other relevant countries, yes. Obviously it's better than third world shitholes. And it's not a meme flag, I am a genuine communist and look forward to Corbyn winning the next election, he's the UK's last hope.

Noone in this thread lives anywhere like that. If you want to earn a living you're going to live somewhere horrific.

Accurate. And an apartment three times the size of a British "house," probably. If any of you bongs ever get the chance to move to a real country, you should do so at all costs.

semi has the most protein.
it also tastes better too faggot.

Just going to dump some of my British art folder

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>Coon tier milk

post proper milk

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Tacky af.

Brits are as good as creating art as they are at brushing their teeth.

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Germans are as good at winning wars as we are at brushing our teeth

this was an especially bad one, I think I must have got on the red wine at some point

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you mean milk that's curdled before i've even got it home? yah-no.

Here

I am Ser Cleos Frey

His other ones are better

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>M*ddle class
LMAO you aren't even a proper toff, Nigella

>Germans are as good at winning wars as we are at brushing our teeth

You've won this one, and look where it got you.

Why do you have to be so bitter? Why can't we all just get along?

Wow, they colour the whole milk green where you live? Wowzers.

i brush my teeth every day twice a day

>Why do you have to be so bitter? Why can't we all just get along?
you were the one who started shit in this thread

There won't be world peace until every Kraut is incinerated

If you buy it out of a paki shop with fridges hotter than the average Aga stove then yeah it will curdle

mad jew is mad

>Assuming London is British

Less then 40% of London identify as English and mayor is Paki that shoudn't be counted as part of Britain either

Long time since I've read that. Don't the Bloody Mummers kill him?

>Kraut
Kr*ut my friend

is that a nog?

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>i brush my teeth

Plural? With that flag?

I think not.

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i bet you voted conservative

Bad teeth is yank propaganda you fucking brainlet

Eternal Anglo hates the Aryan and breeds blind HATRED every minute that he breeds the air

Cheddar man appears in times of need.

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I really love London, but maybe that's because I'm a lefty.

I also love rural England (haven't been to Wales or Scotland yet), those small towns and villages are cozy af, and the people there are incredibly nice and charming.

yes his black servant shot the french sniper while they were defending gurnsey.

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My mistake. Europ*ans, bleh!

WRETCHED

WHITE

WATER

WHOLE MILK FOR LIFE

Yeah

>Wants peace with Brits
>Is lefty

Make sense now

>move to a real country
America is far from communist and you are advocating a move there for higher wages. Your beliefs are incoherent.

>if you take a natural product made up of protein, carbs and fat, and artificially remove the fat, then by proportion and by calorie it has more protein
Yeah no shit retard. It's not a good thing.
And it only has more protein by calorie. By volume, which is how most people measure and use milk, it's the same. Just watery.

And only a soyboy would think less creamy milk tastes better.
>wah, fat is bad!
>saturated fat is very bad!
>I know this because the 'heart experts' tell me so!

top kek

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You jealous Europeans didn't inbreeded ourselves like you did?

Love you! Reminder to respect Charles II. He was a great man

Just had a Mcdonalds for the first time in 2+ years

It wasn't as bad as I expected, certainly won't be eating it again though

The lighting in this is amazing

I unironically love the UK

Tbh it's why I finally quit.
Three days just disappearing (4 including the day of drinking) just became undoable

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Tracey, tidy your room.

Post the best Andromeda painting.

lmao look at her fat arms, she looks like trump in drag

Semi has 3.6g per 100ml you raging faggot, Whole only has 3.2g per 100ml. Even fucking Skimmed beats it with 3.4.

You jealous we butchered Germans and incinerated their men, women and children? I hate Europe. I hate Europeans. If you ain't Anglo, you're dirt.

>Being pro-europe but anti-eu is problematic
what did they mean by this?

Wright was great

charles II was a great king, he was an absolute lad who fathered many illegitimate children . check out a podcast called "rex factor" they review and rate every king and queen of england/united kingdom, it's very informative and funny

Germany is far better than the UK in every way though, isn't it? Far more comfy areas, a much better history and you have a real economy based on actually making things instead of (((services)))

pic related: this is what 99% of the UK is like

I believe you should do things properly. If you're going to insist on being a capitalist dystopia, then at the very least do it properly. The conservatives have all of the worst parts of the left (arresting people for making jokes on twitter etc) and they don't even give you guys lower taxes like Trump is doing now. What are they good for, honestly? Centrism is a disease

>You jealous we butchered Germans and incinerated their men, women and children?

We did it first.

someone post the template for this

And we finished it.

>Liberal
>Hates eastern Europe
>Loves western Europe and Scandinavia

You are open book

got any landscape british art?

I've been trying to stay on the wagon, it's not going very well though. Really suffer for it these days

she could tear you in half with those arms.
think on lad.

I’m probably going full deano at a drum and bass night

Also more sugar you tard
And much less fat

And do you really need that extra 0.4g?
Are you that borderline in your requirements that that tiny amount is make or break for you?

Is that really UK?

>some north london estate is 99% of the uk

>The conservatives have all of the worst parts of the left
Yes we know and as a communist [sic] you intend on keeping them. Stop larping

>find out today I have failed ANOTHER graduate assessment centre for a very prestigious workplace (pol would accuse it of being 99.9 % Jews, to give you an idea)
>these are interviews and group exercises that test you solely on your normieness
>aged 27 and have passed only 1 out of about 40 interview processes due to ugliness and introversion and being an ugly beta
>have had 4 in the past two months and failed 3 of them
>have one final assessment centre next week (following the one I passed)
>tfw already 21 year olds get these jobs while I am not posh enough

FFS, WHY even bother with life when being an ugly beta is career suicide? This is infuriating.

And if I don't get this I will be too old to get graduate jobs because they all start up to a year after you pass the interview. It seems like it's the career slow lane for me. I'm going to have to just invent new lies for competency interviews.

And I have to see Chads and Staceys all over central London, who have everything handed to them. My current job requires no effort, which is my only silver lining. I will always be an ugly subhuman and knowing everyone sees me as that is demoralising. How can I have any motivation when this is life?

>aged 27
>no friends since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party
>become the ugly loser loner nobody talks to on day 1 of every job
>no passions in life
>main hobby is walking around central London, feeling sad about life