As Megumin consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins...

As Megumin consumes her balanced meal of lipids, carbohydrates, and proteins, a vast volume and variety of magnificent chemical reactions are occurring within her body to break down her food into usable energy.

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I wanna EXPLODE inside Megumin!

That wont make her scrawny little body any more appealing.

so does everyone. You're not special. Just because you have a big hat doesn't make you special.

Let's be honest, the big hat makes her a bit special.

[s4s], please. The teeth girl GET was enough, you need to stop invading us.

the mere thought that somewhere in this world exists a real life equivalent of Megumin gives me the power to live for another day

Okay, little special. but only because she can pull it off so well. Quality fashion bitch

But said real life equivalent doesn't exist.

Someone in this world must be the single closest match to Megumin, it stands to reason. It's true for everyone's waifu.

and I send my blessing to the lucky bastard that'll eventually get to marry my irl waifu counterpart, cause it sure as hell won't be me

What's her hair style called?

>somewhere in Japan, a malnourished poorfag 14 year old girl is seriously chuuni and studious
>deeply cares for her imouto to the point of hunting bargains and dumpster diving for food
>deadbeat parents trying their best but failing
>top of the class, but has to deal with real life

>literal trash

The booru tag is short hair with long locks.

Does she have shining crimson eyes, though? That's the defining point.

what i have found is that Waifu preferences change once you get a girlfriend. either that or i'm some sort of wishy washy faggot.

she has contact lenses

They don't exist. And even if they did you'd never meet them. And even if you met them they'd think you are a disgusting creep weirdo and you'd spend the rest of your days getting raped in the ass by niggers.

>getting raped in the ass by niggers
Hitting close to home here, user.

>billions of people on earth
>you will never find a petite girl with short blackish brown hair

really user,

Will truck-kun ever send me to Megumin?

Roll for it.
I'm looking for a 96.

Yes?
None of them want anything to do with you.

No it's true. The more you fall in love with someone the more their body becomes ideal to you. When I first started dating my gf her face kept changing into the faces of girls I've had crushes on in the past but after 6 months I've went from a lolicon to appreciating breasts, curves, and non-skeleton thighs. It's subconscious chemistry and psychological changes so you really have no control over it. I found I was attracted to lolis mainly because of their youthful appearance which implicated vulnerability to manipulation, exploitation, and the rush of breaking legal taboo.

But when I fap I still fap to lolis and I've kept my foot fetish, giantess fetish, oral and thighhigh fetish strong. She got me into tights though, which I have no complaints about since they're so similar. Tights are even softer and gentler on the dick.

I've been dealing with ACS these past two weeks, it isn't fun. They are the most biased, biggoted, ignorant and self-righteous group of feminist sexists I've ever beheld.

I'm sure it's about the personality too retard.

You're a wishy washy faggot.

So she has excellent shits?

Explosive diarrhea. She lives in near poverty the majority of the time.

Of course.

would Yunyun reject my love confession?

What kind of Megumin is this?

Uh, shut up. Megumin doesn't live in poverty anymore, her poo is fragrant.

The 12 year-old, spin-off manga kind.

She didn't even want Dust, who's stupidly handsome. So yeah, Yunyun would reject you.

i've never even seen this show and i have like 300 weird fetish pics of this gril from [s4s] alone

what do you take her for, Megumin's love for Explosions obviously carries over to the way she poops

top grade thick waifu

What are you waiting for? Watch it, it's fun.

>they think Crimson Mages use the toilet

You should watch it, it's enjoyable.

Fragrant like sulfur probably. Which is what's in rotten eggs btw.

Say that to her face and not online and see what happens.

>putting "!" in your filenames
Post the pics and then fuck off back to s4s, normalfag scum.

If I ever meet Megumin in real life, I'd happily do jail time if you know what I mean

>Those thighs
wew. I take it back.

No. Tractor-kun, on the other hand...

what a strange thing to get worked about

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Why would they? Girls don't poop.

I want to eat Giant Toad meat with Megumin!

Yunyun is looking a bit fat here.

Reminder that Megumin has bombshell hips thanks to frog meat.

I want megumin's bulging hot demon cock to explode in my hemorrhoid-covered boipussy!

>has an eyepatch for swapping from dark rooms to light rooms

Megumin is an experienced thief it seems.

What are you saying, user? Megumin is a onnanoko, she has no such thing.

They don't call her big boss for nothing.

fukken saved

Looks like I'm fapping to Megumin tonight!

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>>somewhere in Japan, a malnourished poorfag 14 year old girl is seriously chuuni and studious
>>deeply cares for her imouto to the point of hunting bargains and dumpster diving for food
>>deadbeat parents trying their best but failing
>>top of the class, but has to deal with real life
>somehow picked up a interest in chemistry of explosive substances
ywn marry a domestic terrorist

What would Megumin be like if she got isekai'd to our world?

ISIS

Alright I went straight to sadpanda and browsed the goods. This is my first time fapping to Megumin and I've been blueballed by my gf for 2 weeks now. I put a chopstick halfway down my cock a while back so when I cum my load flies 2~3 feet in the air now. I've hit myself in the eye before.

Who here is going to fap together with me? I've prepared a selection.

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does she not even shut up when she eats?

Sure, user. Let's do it together.

good meme, ISIS doesn't have more than a ruskie RPG. More like Truman or the pilots nuking the japs.

You better not just be talking big I'm going to whip my dick out and start edging to all 7 right now. Too bad there isn't any femdom/feet porn of her.

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ISIS chan wins again

>implying Megumin isn't going to escape by plane

She can escape with explosive farts propelling her into the air. How I wish I could smell her sulfur-scented farts.

escape? what for? she is exactly where she wants to be, the land of explosions

This isn't Sup Forums. You can't just post about farts and expect me to take it lying down.

Dork.

Megubutt is for worship, not your flatulence fetish, fag.

Why not make her do jail time in your basement?

Forgot pic

I WANT TO FORCE MEGUMIN'S HIPS TO PUSH OUT BABIES NONSTOP 24/7

>educated, intelligent, feisty, young teenage girl who likes showing her skin, wears the cross on her eyepatch, and is an apostle for a demon
>joining and extemist islamic terrorist organization
Fucking secondaries I swear to god. She'd probably become a mad scientist or something when she's smart and reasonable enough to realize that there is no reason to pursue the path of explosions in our world.

>educated
>intelligent
citation needed

She received top-tier education in the Crimson Mage school system, and she's an intellectual genius.

Only if she's unwilling to come with me.

I consider myself to be a sandwhich artiste, Nachi.

She modified the most advanced spell in the world at the age of 6 in order to make it easier to wield. She is the #1 student of the Crimson Academy, being weak in martial arts and chuuni, but having prodigy-level aptitude in all things magic related. She is probably the only human to be able to use Explosion, which other arch wizards like Yunyun don't even have access to.

The Legend of Megumin will be carried down through history for centuries. Can you say the same?

How does it smell?

Nitroglycerin

the hopes and dreams of my youth

Like the colors red and green, with a little blue.

Where the fuck do you people come from? Go away.

Reminder that Megumin is learned in the art of fartsplosion

>he doesn't want to rub his face against Megumin's butt and smell it
I have nothing to do with the fartposters, btw.

Megumin is feminine and canonically nice smelling, with a ladylike fragrance that makes you want to take a big sniff of her fluffy hair. She washes all her clothes and bathes daily to ensure she never has an unpleasant aroma. TL;DR get your shit fetish back to Sup Forums.

Butts smell pretty good desu. Smell is an underrated fetish and your body is hardwired for it. Though it does take some getting used to.

What is she saying?

Like napalm in the morning.

Excellent doesn't describe it. They're phenomenal.

Ecksuplooosion~

>"You like the feel of my nipples on your back, pervert?"

Something about the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>ywn feel Megumin's hard nipples on your back after an explosion trip