Yuri on Ice

Victor is a slut: confirmed

Also the YoM nips don't give a shit about English summaries being leaked kek

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> So.... Victor and Chris's audio guide is basically a porno....
> also i talked to museum staff & was told that as long as info isn't posted in Japanese & isn't an exact transcript, it's cool for Eng notes
> Chris and Victor start the guide with complimenting each other for a job well done and toast, clinking champagne glasses together
> Chris comments that it seems like someone is listening on his and Victor's conversation, and says that eavesdropping isn't a good hobby
> Chris asks if the listener wants to see his "mature eros" and remarks that "the ice is going to be soaking wet with our hot steps"
> They arrive at the area with the costumes and Chris explains that the inspiration to his short program opens with a shower scene....
> Porno-style jazz music starts to play in the background...
> Chris: Tonight, you are mine... Don't be embarrassed. Look at me, you're mine, come closer. Ahh, like that, let me teach you something good
> Meanwhile, Victor starts moaning Chris' name in the background and making a variety of pornographic noises while Chris is talking
> Victor: (in Eng!)Ahh, baby... I-... ughnnn, ohhh, Chris, ahhh, come, hold me tight, ahhh, open your heart... Chris! Ahh, Chris, amazing!
> Chris: ...Hey, Victor.... can you shut up?
> It is honestly really, really, REALLY difficult to focus on anything Chris is saying when Victor is MOANING SEX INTO YOUR EAR

Kek must be funny
It's pure fanservice, they're idiots playing around.

> Moving on... • Victor and Chris start talking about Yuuri at the Sochi banquet....
> Chris says he didn't think he could lose to anyone at pole dancing
> They come up to the area where there's Makkachin tissue case, Victor starts excitedly talking about how he saw it featured on tv in Japan.
> Chris: Victor, I can teach you how to properly use... Makkachin's tissue case
> (...I think Chris was making a masturbation joke here... but I can't be sure.... that's what it sounded like he was implying though)
> Chris asks Victor if he remembers ten years back, during the European Championships when Victor won gold and Chris made his senior debut
> Chris mentions that they've both come very far since then
> Victor: You were so cute back then! I had no idea that you were gonna become such a precise Eros machine
> Once they get to the Kiss&Cry, Victor observes that Chris's glass is empty and offers to get him a refill of champagne
> Chris (alone): This was the first season w/o Victor. When I first saw Victor as a coach, w/ Yuuri, I thought it wasn't like Victor at all...
> Chris (cont): But seeing him at the GPF Kiss& Cry, it really was like the same Victor that's out on the ice.
> Chris (cont): I was jealous of Yuuri. I want to be able to show Victor my true skating as well.
> Victor: Thanks for waiting, whatcha talking about? Chris: ...A private matter....
> (Chris sounded pretty sad about not being able to skate against Victor, yet also happy for his relationship w/ Yuuri. Poor conflicted bb)
> Chris and Victor reach the end of the museum, with Chris making a remark about how fun it was.
> Victor counters that he wants to see the REAL Chris, the kind that he gets to see at banquets....

I fucking love their relationship

> Victor: Look, there's no one here, this is perfect, and look! I have a Makkachin tissue case!
> Chris: Victor, you always want too much... Do you really want to see?
> Victor: Yep, show me!!
> Chris: Fine... Makkachin pole dance... start!
> Chris starts pole-dancing with the Makkachin tissue case, saying Makkachin's name repeatedly,and... it gets weird. Avert your eyes, children
> [see pic]
> The End (I'm traumatized)

Pretty sure Victor is doing an impression of Minako and the cakes that are basically 99% of Chris' fanbase.

They sound like dumb slut friends. I like it.

But stop making Jizz sad. ;_;

Just realized there are guys reacting to Chris' eros there too. Bless this show

Reminder that Fairy should have been MC

Here's hoping this thread doesn't turn into a shitshow like the last one.

>Chris: ...Hey, Victor.... can you shut up?

Every time

Just don't get baited and don't entertain meltdowns.

I know Bald and Jizz are just playing around but if Pig hears this, will Jizz's days be numbered?

It is Leo birthday, let celebrate for second best boy.

And OP is a faggot for telling lies, confirmed.

Still no Kubo or Ito doodle FeelsBadMan

Fairy really has to pee. You could direct him to the nearest bathroom, but you know that if you do that, he'll bully the people there and make them cry. What do?

Let him pee in his diaper.

Let him pee on BaldFat's marriage ending

Jizz is dead already

Nah, Chris is at the same level of Phichit. He can trust him.
But Yuuri would probably want to reassert his dominance over Vitya that night.

> Victor: (in Eng!)Ahh, baby... I-... ughnnn, ohhh, Chris, ahhh, come, hold me tight, ahhh, open your heart... Chris! Ahh, Chris, amazing!

>tfw no Fairy diaper art

Are you implying Bald's real sex noises sound the same as how he sounds when playing around with Jizz?

>deliberate decontextualization
See

Aw poor Jizz

There is literally NOTHING gay about this. This is how Russian men greet a friend they haven't seen for a while. Do you people know that little about Russian culture?

>Implying it can't be both

Those were fake human sex noises, the real ones are ultrasounds only aliens like Bald can hear.

I really like that Bald has a friendship with Jizz like Piggy has with Pichit

>no Makkachinchin joke

Wasted opportunity desu

Piggy would know when it's a performance or fake

But Piggy can't hear them so he feels like he fails at pleasuring Bald.

is jizz jealous of piggy?

>Being so retarded to believe they created an audio guide for a museum open to anyone to resemble a BL drama for fujoshits

Victor and Jizz are in love and are going to get married in S2.

Obligatory reminder to slowfags that "confirmed"user is never serious.

What if Piggy had a cuckold fetish and used 4D chess to set them up together?

>Chris (alone): This was the first season w/o Victor. When I first saw Victor as a coach, w/ Yuuri, I thought it wasn't like Victor at all...
> Chris (cont): But seeing him at the GPF Kiss& Cry, it really was like the same Victor that's out on the ice.
> Chris (cont): I was jealous of Yuuri. I want to be able to show Victor my true skating as well.

>I was jealous of Yuuri. I want to be able to show Victor my true skating as well.
That's pretty self-explanatory. His jealousy is related to the skating.

OP also said
>(Chris sounded pretty sad about not being able to skate against Victor, yet also happy for his relationship w/ Yuuri. Poor conflicted bb)

You can't forget the alien cock once you tried it.

>I was jealous of Yuuri
Gee, user. We just don't know.

Normally material like this is just nonserious fun but the staff themselves have said something similar so we can treat this info as canon. But Bald is back on the ice and appreciates Jizz in his own way so it's all good.

i want jizz to be happy

I see Jizz has some mounting sexual frustration that coming on the ice just doesn't satisfy.

How many full transcriptions have been posted so far? Do you know if the full Vic & Yuuri audio transcription was posted somewhere? Thanks

I'm sure everyone but Johnny Weir wants him to be happy, user.

Why do you think he cums on the ice in the first place?

He's old and busted, his rival took a season off, and even so he still didn't manage to win gold.
Giacometti on suicide watch.

Chris can become an excellent gigolo once he retires.

when will jizz find his raifu and rabu

Actually, love has come early in his life

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Depends what you consider a "full" transcription. The same person that summarized this audio summarized the VicYuu one. I think the only ones we have a solid idea of are Victor/Yuuri, Yuuri/Phichit, Yuuri/Yuri, and Victor/Chris. The JJ/Yuri one was based on a comic. Anyway see aitaikimochii and the one linked in OP.

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!

Appreciate this beautiful literal gift from God!

PIGGY A CUTE

> Leo's coach has undercut too
I wonder Sayo or Kubo have have undercut fetish.

Why are they so thicc?
Is it normal for professional sportsmen to be this thicc?

There can be only one gift from God.

I want to know more about this grill and her past as a skater

It's okay everyone. Jizz can donate his body to Baldfat so they can experiment with their necrophilia fetish.

>this again

you again

Necrophilia is for edgelords. The patrician fetish is somnophilia. Imagine Bald or Fat fucking the other while they're still asleep. They'd wake up in the middle of being pounded and love it.

It physically hurts to see this little boy being bullied by grown-ass adults. Please tell me he doesn't get bullied again after episode 5?

He's irrelevant after episode 5.

I'm sorry but that's simply too vanilla for me. The closest to somnophilia that I'll be able to fap to, is Bald or Fat getting fucked while drugged with surgery grade anesthetics.

What? But he's the best little boy, and Pig never even apologized for being an asshole to him.

Now I'm sad.

good taste

Gook's mummy first touched him while he was sleeping.

She added
>Honestly, it's so ridiculous. He's obviously doing it to tease Chris, so I just kept giggling through it, but oh.... oh wow. WOW
She had the same reaction as nips.
I guess listening to this directly there, among the crowd, has a different effect.

Maybe he become relevant again as BaldFat's new third wheel.

What does he have to apologize for? They're on good terms.

He can't steal Fairy's job

>somnophilia
Might as well go full blown necrophilia instead of the vanilla version.

He already did.

Wow you guys are so edgy.

Instead of showing the cute, pure shota the love and respect he deserves, he acted like he had a huge stick up his ass and put on that whole "lel who is this guy even" act. I get that he forgot who Minami was, but he could've at least pretended not to.

I also don't get why he slapped him.

I can only enjoy BaldFat as long as at least one of them is suffering.

How is Piggy not a sadist?

Piggy is a shit character in general, don't bother trying to understand why he acts like a retard.

>tfw jacked my edgy teenage dick to too much fucked up porn
>tfw 6 years later I'm unable to get off to anything unless there's gore, necro or bodily waste involved

It truly is suffering.

Piggy will marry him after Bald dies from old age.

>slapped him
I literally thought the same while watching it, but everyone here jumped on me that I was a retard. Good times. Anyway, apparently it was a clap on the back to congratulate him, but Piggy's just awkward.

So Piggy's plan is to kidnap, rape and murder Minami so him and Bald can fulfill their necrophiliac fantasies with his corpse?

Where is the necrophilia suddenly coming from anyway

I thought he was going to marry Fairy and give him regular beatings to turn him into a good, obedient trophy wife. But that works too.

I thought the same. New forced thread meme?

Yuuri never meant to act arrogant towards Minami, and the fact that he forgot about him was supposed to be a gag, don't think too hard.

>I also don't get why he slapped him.
Because he has his own autistic ways to show respect to a rival.

piggy and minami are on good terms anyway, its not that deep

I just felt really fucking bad for this kid. Here's his idol, who he's looked up to for ages, but his idol won't even acknowledge his existence.

Plus I like his routine way more than Pig's.

i guess

He has to get drunk and pole dance to get his idol to notice him.

I hope we can move on soon and talk about Chihoko when someone post the Yuri on Stage rip aka never

T-that's lewd, user. Minami is pure and a virgin. He doesn't know what a pole dance is.

Minami has a bright future ahead of him. He will be the new nip ace after Piggy retires, and he'll take many golds under Bald/Baldfat's tutelage.

What can I say, let's cross our fingers that SayoKubo will include more Minami in the movie. Yeah, his routine is underrated. (Not better than Piggy's one for me though)

>Minami is pure and a virgin

user please. He's a canon slut that fucks around with fangirls.

>little boy
He is 17.

He'll be there to third wheel BaldFat.