CONFESS

CONFESS

Even though these threads are stupid, I am compelled to reply.

Obese priests are my fetish. I wat to tie you up and peg you with my strap on.

NO!

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I eat butterflies for breakfast!

I am Chinese and LARP as a white man on Sup Forums
Or am I a white LARPING as a chink in this thread?
you will never know.

bump for jesus
> confess your sins Sup Forums

I wish i wasnt a genius

I'm Hillary and Trump's secret love child

>tfw no gf

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the ugandan knuckles memes turn me on

I told my trad gf what she wanted to hear about getting married and we ended up exchanging virginities but I think I’m going to leave her soon.

I jack off everyday

Im having sex with your mother rn irl.

You're a horrible person.

I love black women I'm sorry

I like seeing this meme. The "Coinfess" version on /biz/ gets me going pretty good.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Le mi show you da wey

You’re gay

beins

I am a spider assassin

I know this information is being collected but, I'll bite.


I'm white.

:d

I know this information is being collected but, I'll bite....
I'm female.

shut up suger tits kek i wuv you best waifu ever

I masturbate frequently, I don't love my fellow man, and I constantly use the lords name in vain

YOU DONT KNOW ME!!!!

> oh i know you

I can hear you not paying attention to me.

I masturbated, ate Mcdonalds and watched e-celeb shit for the majority of my day off.

Forgive me father.

I was raped by a priest when I was 6 years old and I enjoyed it. Now I'm a 19 year old gay sex slave with utter loyalty and obedience to my gay masters.

yes you can
> i don't care

jizzed on a turtle once

I burn bibles whenever i get my hands on one, and dont feel bad .... on the bullet train to hell..... according to your meme religion

I have sex with random dudes i meet on grindr on a regular basis.
Also i fap to Sonic.

I once stepped on a crack, and it broke my mothers back

I've burned at least 10 churches to the ground every weekend since my 16th birthday.

>I see dead people

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I shot JFK AND MLK

Wow, we have a lot in common only I kill faggots every day we should "hang"

Well you know you will be the one hanging

I.....
am.......
BATMAN!!!

okay, i have a confession to make. i think that i have fallen in love with my right hand... it can just do so many awesome things... does anyone else ever feel that way?

My 6th grade math teacher was a bigoted Evangelical Christian and I spiked his drink with poison. Now every year on the anniversary of his death I dance on his grave.

Malaysia is number one

I am of the opinion that Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong

I dint do nuffin wrong!


I was framed!!


This is bullshit!!!

Made progress on stalking a girl from my old HS today. Please for give?

been working day and night for the past 4 years on an innovative project on the blockchain, and the only thing people seem to be interested into is my weight...

When I was very young and my parents split up, my dad stayed at the house and my mom went to her parents. On weeks with him he liked to dress in my moms clothes and make me tickle him. Now I don't even want to fuck women, even though I'm not gay. I literally just want to tickle and have them tickle me. Sex absolutely terrifies me.

I jack off like 4 times a day to repress my urges because when I try to fuck women it just ends up weird.

BENISCOIN NOWWWWWWW!

When I was 12 I had sex with a 36 year old woman and I don't regret it.

malaysia truly asia

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I eat the poo poo from the anus, amen.

I saw OP's dad fuck the local P.E. teacher out on the dock. It was fucking disgusting. Short shorts all ripped. Smelled like vinyl.

i cried watching the news yesterday about parkland. don't have kids but it just made me real sad.

I want to get married at EuroDisney

UNDERTALE IS KIKE PROPAGANDA


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UNDERTALE IS KIKE PROPAGANDA

Send some more Chinamen, Australia. Someone needs to pay for little Abdullah's healthcare and education.

Good to know some people here still have some empathy

I went to mass tonight but slipped out before the novena began. Forgive me Fr. user.

I'm on anime traps + butt stuff in the degenerate masturbation slippery slope.

I only go to mass once or twice a year because it feels weird to go without my family. I also feel bad about being single when I do go.

no we are keeping our rich chinese, will gladly send you some more poos though

Woah.

Do your poos float in the water or will you send them by plane? I honestly prefer Indians I think. Tamil girls are so THICK

I'm an atheist and 5'6"

I can't stop fapping

;_;

I've been trying for like 7 years...I stopped for 6 months when I got a gf this summer (also catholic), but I've fallen back. Now I'm making some progress, days, now I just lasted a week...

I just wish it would go away. I thought I had it beat....ugh

Flag checks out for either.

Not sure if it's better or worse than the (live action) bestiality porn, but I deleted all of that and +3 chan doesn't host it anymore. But yeah, porn is bad.

So do I say a hail mary or what?

There's nothing wrong with weed and BDSM.

I'm 18 years old and still haven't had sex yet.

I love Stalin

thought i was the only one

You are on the right track. Delet the rest and get right with God. Lent is the perfect season for repentance. Theres almost always something going on at your local parish to stay busy and devoted to christ.

we mail our poos by plane , yeah tamils are nice but malaysian girls are literally the best girls in sea , i'd marry one if they didnt get fat after marriage

Im 19 get on my level!