> literal heart of Europe > anti-immigration, anti-migrant, anti-Islam > traditionalist Christian nation > 90% white country > rich culture and history > beautiful women not infested by feminism that still care about traditional values and raising families > men are strong, no soyboys > delicious cuisine > borders on Hungary and Poland, two of the most based European countries > within arms' reach of both Russia and Germany > dominant racist mentality shared by people > tough police force > nationalist mindset > gorgeous mountains, lakes and forests, optimal weather for both summer and winter
If countries were people, Slovakia would be /ourguy/.
This is beautiful, International friend of environment.
When I come to stay with you?
I miss skiing.
Signed, Q
Ryder Martinez
Detroit's calling, mutt.
Owen Martinez
Great country for skiing, but the people who ski are surprisingly aggressive. At least five people daily catch a ski pole in the face.
Snowboarders are pretty chill though, it's mostly tourists or Slovakian version of "dudebros" from America. They drink beer and eat snow.
Evan James
Because I'm a Globalist.
Colton Brooks
Damned white privilege, always ruining black cities.
Blake Fisher
This photo has to be at least 478% slav, that's fucking impressive.
Austin Robinson
Dude if I knew how to snowboard, I would for you nohomo
I pee outside and only eat one meal a day cuz I'm lazy, but I shovel and cook bang ass texmex
Austin Parker
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Hunter Nguyen
kek. Burgers are always welcome
Jaxon Walker
I am 1% Hungarian, give back felvidék reee
Serious note, I'm more than happy to move to Europe someday and actively support both the economy and the nationalistic spirit of whichever country I'll live in, be it Slovakia, Hungary or Germany. For now, I'll have to endure niggerland. Stay strong over there, brehs.
Lucas Martin
>Lunik 9
Austin Campbell
too many niggers
Camden Hall
>heels not down
Disgusting.
Gavin Wright
>anti-immigration so how do I move there?
Justin Brown
>Czech flag >Promotes slovakia
Fucking traitor
Ethan Ortiz
I'm a Slovak currently travelling through Prague on holiday. Feel the enrichment, Čech!
Isaac Walker
You try really hard.
Joshua Smith
Obvious Czech shill trying to ruin Slovakia with immigration.
Elijah Wilson
Slovakia is a fake country inhabited by mutt people who have no history
Give it back slavfags, the genocide will be rapid and painless
Adam Price
>mutt people >coming from Hungary
Jaxon Myers
I've been through Slovakia multiple times. Some lovely scenery yes, but for some reason I just couldn't see myself living there, whereas I could see myself being comfy in both Poland or Hungary if I were to become proficient enough in the languages.
Pic related is awesome though, always enjoy driving past it.
Jace Allen
> Hungarians constantly getting BTFOd throughout history by "mutt people with no history"
Kek. You guys suck at trying to occupy land that doesn't belong to you. If it wasn't for Orban, no one would like you.
Ayden Young
I'd certainly like to move there. Eastern Europe looks great, and I think Canada will just get worse and worse.
Hudson Smith
Fuck off, we're full
Wyatt Reed
Why are the Slovaks in Serbia mostly protestant, OP?
Joshua Smith
>Chad t-34 vs virgin panzerkampfvagen
Josiah Sullivan
t. mutt with 1% hungol dna
But seriously, dont come here, Slovakia will be first to fall of v4(5), people are just too corrupt and greedy to stand against eurofunds. I bet our politicians will vote for sanctions against poland and hungary, its a matter of time.
Jace Torres
At the time they moved there there were a lot of protestants in Slovakia because of reformation, these that stayed were slowly turned back by recatholization.
Chase Davis
>Hungarian separatists >White people
Isaiah Campbell
I wanted to move to Slovakia but somehow ended up in the wrong place. It's comfy though.
Oliver Bennett
death valley, cool place. my lil bro found a russian ppsh bullet there
Sebastian Cooper
90% white? wtf slovakia.
Michael Hughes
Same reason you haven't moved there.
Zachary Lopez
i went to slovakian paradise, the national park. very beautiful and nice people.
some nice castles and shit.
Brody Morris
>>heels not down
western spy
Adam White
COUNTRY FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE and gypsy ghettos (poor country same like romania, only idiot would move there.
Go into switzerland trtillion times better and prettier.
Ayden Lee
What is LinusTechTips doing there to the left?
Bentley Parker
Fuck Switzerland.
Jason Cook
>hate immigration >shills your country to a bunch of uneducated autists with no work experience Hmm...
Noah Torres
every time I was driving through it it looked like a shithole desu to be fair I only saw eastern Slovakia, but then I live in eastern Poland Mountains are comfy tho
Landon Lopez
I've been to a place that's not Bratislava last week and it was an absolute ghost town. Rush hour time and just empty streets, it was spooky. Did everyone just up and leave or stop having kids? I've seen kids, it's not like there were only old people but there were so few of them and of any humans around.
Sebastian Lewis
What is the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia?
Why is Slovakia part of V4 but Slovenia isn't? I thought Slovenia was the nicer country of the two?
Sebastian Reed
Slovenia is Southern and has a little coastal access east of Italy.
Dominic Torres
Yeah not being landlocked I would assume means better economy and living standards. But Slovakia alone is part of V4 which I thought was a cultural/economic union thing.
Logan Cox
>> 90% white country 10% gipsy thrash >> rich culture and history poor economy >> beautiful women not infested by feminism that still care about traditional values and raising families ok >> men are strong, no soyboys fag >> delicious cuisine fat everywhere >> gorgeous mountains, lakes and forests, optimal weather for both summer and winter small boring cities
Lincoln Jones
gypsies, 2-3% officially, NGOs claim 10%, truth would be somewhere in the middle: 5-7%.sad, but slovaks keep them separated.
Blake Howard
Not really, the V4 is a meme and their economies are basically just taking EU gibs. For example Hungary talked big about covering for Poland should it come to sanctions but once the EU set things in motion it just folded, obviously scared to get sanctioned itself. Money is pretty much the nr 1 problem in Central Euro
Connor Myers
i hitchhiked through slovakia last year really enjoyed it
Anthony James
Why don't you move to Slovakia >anti-immigration
I don't know
Jeremiah Moore
>Czech flag >Go to Slovakia, goy
The only thing I've seen from Slovakia was the movie Hostel. It made the country appear as an absolute, utter shithole.
Jordan Hernandez
>Hollywood movie >director (((Eli Roth))) Gee...
Joshua Russell
>believing hollyjew anything
Luis Morgan
You forgot you mention that its a Slav hellhole.
Matthew Powell
I agree with you but I would suggest to avoid Bratislava, some of the worst soyboys I have ever seen were there.
Logan Ortiz
What's the Surf like?
Jaxon Foster
I like my Adriatic sea, i do not want to clean snow all day long in winter...
Ayden Foster
Wages low as fuck OP People speak shit english Weather shitty I assume
all I can think of
Easton Davis
>> anti-immigration, anti-migrant, anti-Islam >Slovakia is anti-immigration, let's move to Slovakia! The Eternal Jozin z Bazin, always scheming.
Colton Lewis
Slovakia is actually a very beautiful country And has some of the highest wages in eastern Europe these wages are probably higher than Poortugal and Spain
Kevin Turner
Slovakia i nice, was in Slovacky Raj last year, BUT... Do something with the fucking cygan ghettos! It's unbelivable, when i was driving there, every other small town/village was basically divided in 2: pretty comfy Slovak side, and the cygan favela half a kilometer away. Cygan favela were some makeshift "houses" made from metal scraps and boxes BUT, everyone had like 2 BMW and 3 satelite dishes, quite strange combination if you ask me.
John Ramirez
Lol cigan favelas xD
Jeremiah Ross
Slovenians are essentially German/Austrian Croatians in that they work harder than most Slavs but are still Slavs. Ljubljana is OK but it's constantly foggy because it's on top of a marsh.
Slovakia is more Slavic but we have some goulash mixed in as well and more Gypsies. But they're just a drain on gibs and aren't really a part of society. Slovenia has some great nature but it's just small so it's not very diverse. Our mountain ranges can be good for skiing but they can also be good for hiking. We also have way more castes and historical landmarks.
Slovenia is not part of V4 because it's small, only has a tiny border with Hungary and has very little historical connection to the rest of the V4 meanwhile Slovakia has major borders with Czechs, Hungarians and Polacks.
Ethan Gonzalez
true
Oliver Sanders
Imagine the smell
Blake Mitchell
I would move to a Slavic country but your languages are impossible. Especially for a monolingual bong.
Alexander Watson
They're really not. You're just lazy.
Sebastian Davis
I could list a lot of shit but I'm too tired for that.
Liam Williams
They actually are. I really really struggled with languages at school (French, German, Latin) which doesn't mean much on it's own, but resources for the Slavic languages are also lacking.
Austin Taylor
I speak Polish but feel the same about finnish languages
You cant do shit about gypsys because when you try, 20 ngos, jews, ombudsmans, european commissars and un officials appear out of nowhere and start nazis, racist, holocaust tantrum. Lately there is a push to force police not to act against gypsy criminality with articles in msm like "there is no such thing as gypsy criminality, there is only racism" etc.
Lincoln Rogers
what can you do with them?none of the real solutions are politically correct nowadays, we have to wait for jews to fall first.it's no coincidence that soros funds their organizations.
Adrian Reed
true, you can't even name them in media.they are "youngsters" when some crime gets reported.same script as with POC in US/western europe.one difference though:(((they))) just can't advertise interracial relationships with them because they are so obviously subhuman.
Kayden Smith
I constantly keep getting matched with Slovaks in CSGO and you are only a tiny, tiny bit better than polaks. Still always angry and dramatic and needlessly hostile.
Xavier Sanders
he have those here too they even chimped out in the last years because their ''houses'' had to demolished (by law) because they were [obviously] illegal, there were death threads or attempted murders iirc went to cry to the eu eventually >muh eu court >muh rights >gibs
Jackson James
Actually the gyppos didn't go cry to the EU courts.
The Helsinki committee or whatever went to the EU to complain, a lot of nordic politicians backed the gyppos and shit.
Gyppos ain't smart enough to know this shit. Fortunately it all worked out hilariously, since there was then a surge of gyppos migrating to Sweden and shit.
Caleb Allen
I'm slovak from serbia (WSO white slovak protestant aka evanielik) we were faith cleansed for our religion from slovakia.
And yes, from deep of my heart I hate chatolics for that
and to be honest I don't even belive in god, still hate chatolics
t. slovak z Bacskeho Petrovca vo Vojvodine
Aiden Gonzalez
Still better than being matched with russians and germans i guess. The horrors of my gaming days are meeting fellow germans in comp. games. I love my country but i hate the people
Colton Bennett
>WSO *WSP
Anthony Wood
>cygan castle
Jack Clark
>slovakia kek
Jacob James
Checked and that looks like literal heaven
Nicholas Evans
...
Austin Bennett
Dear god please no
I get matched with germans rarer than polacks, but while polacks are absolute pieces of shit, germans are unbelievably autistic. Every single one of them is just fucking unbearable. Muting a polack works, muting a kraut makes his autism go into overdrive and start doing retarded shit for no reason.
I've started not minding Russians nowadays. Cause I'm thankful to fucking god it's not a polack, german or god fucking forbid a roach.
Noah White
Trying to learn Hungarian at the minute for the girlfriend with the idea of eventually moving out there. Difficult as fuck. Fortunately I can make all the different letter sounds which helps.
I found the basics of Polish and Russian easier, but I'd be lying if I said they didn't get difficult very quickly.
If you do go out to Eastern Europe you will need at least some basic of whatever the language is, or have someone with you as a translator, as outside the big cities English is fairly non existent. Certainly in Hungary.
I was actually asked by a Pole in a petrol station if I was Slovakian once, I think due to my Polish pronunciation. She was actually quite surprised when I said I was English.
Kevin Myers
>Why don't you move to Slovakia >anti-immigration >Why don't you move >anti-immigration If only there were some reason. Hmm...
Jason Rodriguez
If you, as an english native speaker, struggled with French, German and Latin you are just too retarded in languages to learn anything. Those 3 are literally the easiest thing ever. I speak English at a native level since I was something like 8 and I went to live in Belgium. I picked up conversational French in about two years with no studying, it's incredibly close. Latin I basically understand and German, while the grammar is autistic, is not really too hard. It is true you will never manage to learn a slavic language if you cant learn languages that close to you, sadly.
But it's alright, languages are really not for everybody. My mom can't pick up a language for shit despite being a fucking genius.
Hungarian is literally the weirdest language ever. I used to work in the EU and when you go to meetings there's always translation from every language. However you really only need to catch the gist of what's being said. When everybody knows at least 2-3 languages, you don't really use the translation that much until something important gets mentioned, since you catch the general theme of the conversation (or even know it already). So anyway, when someone speaks something like Finnish, a lot of people put on their headphones, but still not everybody. When someone speaks Hungarian he has to pause for a second cause the noise of literally every single person in the room putting on their headphones is too much.
Jaxson Martinez
That's because Hungarian isn't an Indo-European language. They come from the fucking Urals
Angel Rivera
Thumbs up
Evan Moore
That's my plan. I have family there
Brandon Bell
>trying to make our slav paradises be invaded by shitskins and other el goblinos
Fucking kys traitors
Andrew Thompson
>t.an autistic krypto kraut This is why we got Trianon
We are alone, this is our fate.
Grayson Thompson
Slovakia is a fake cuntry that exports porn and has abortion on demand
Cameron Foster
I don't know why but Slovakian and Czech girls really turn me on with how funny they sound