Slovakia, the Heaven

Why don't you move to Slovakia, Sup Forums?

> literal heart of Europe
> anti-immigration, anti-migrant, anti-Islam
> traditionalist Christian nation
> 90% white country
> rich culture and history
> beautiful women not infested by feminism that still care about traditional values and raising families
> men are strong, no soyboys
> delicious cuisine
> borders on Hungary and Poland, two of the most based European countries
> within arms' reach of both Russia and Germany
> dominant racist mentality shared by people
> tough police force
> nationalist mindset
> gorgeous mountains, lakes and forests, optimal weather for both summer and winter

If countries were people, Slovakia would be /ourguy/.

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> implying slavs are white

A country full of ghettos.

>Why don't you move to Slovakia, Sup Forums?

> anti-immigration, anti-migrant

You answered your own question

Whiter than you, Mohammed.

This is beautiful, International friend of environment.

When I come to stay with you?

I miss skiing.

Signed,
Q

Detroit's calling, mutt.

Great country for skiing, but the people who ski are surprisingly aggressive. At least five people daily catch a ski pole in the face.

Snowboarders are pretty chill though, it's mostly tourists or Slovakian version of "dudebros" from America. They drink beer and eat snow.

Because I'm a Globalist.

Damned white privilege, always ruining black cities.

This photo has to be at least 478% slav, that's fucking impressive.

Dude if I knew how to snowboard, I would for you nohomo

I pee outside and only eat one meal a day cuz I'm lazy, but I shovel and cook bang ass texmex

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kek. Burgers are always welcome

I am 1% Hungarian, give back felvidék reee

Serious note, I'm more than happy to move to Europe someday and actively support both the economy and the nationalistic spirit of whichever country I'll live in, be it Slovakia, Hungary or Germany. For now, I'll have to endure niggerland.
Stay strong over there, brehs.

>Lunik 9

too many niggers

>heels not down

Disgusting.

>anti-immigration
so how do I move there?

>Czech flag
>Promotes slovakia

Fucking traitor

I'm a Slovak currently travelling through Prague on holiday. Feel the enrichment, Čech!

You try really hard.

Obvious Czech shill trying to ruin Slovakia with immigration.

Slovakia is a fake country inhabited by mutt people who have no history

Give it back slavfags, the genocide will be rapid and painless

>mutt people
>coming from Hungary

I've been through Slovakia multiple times. Some lovely scenery yes, but for some reason I just couldn't see myself living there, whereas I could see myself being comfy in both Poland or Hungary if I were to become proficient enough in the languages.

Pic related is awesome though, always enjoy driving past it.

> Hungarians constantly getting BTFOd throughout history by "mutt people with no history"

Kek. You guys suck at trying to occupy land that doesn't belong to you. If it wasn't for Orban, no one would like you.

I'd certainly like to move there. Eastern Europe looks great, and I think Canada will just get worse and worse.

Fuck off, we're full

Why are the Slovaks in Serbia mostly protestant, OP?

>Chad t-34 vs virgin panzerkampfvagen

t. mutt with 1% hungol dna

But seriously, dont come here, Slovakia will be first to fall of v4(5), people are just too corrupt and greedy to stand against eurofunds. I bet our politicians will vote for sanctions against poland and hungary, its a matter of time.

At the time they moved there there were a lot of protestants in Slovakia because of reformation, these that stayed were slowly turned back by recatholization.

>Hungarian separatists
>White people

I wanted to move to Slovakia but somehow ended up in the wrong place. It's comfy though.

death valley, cool place. my lil bro found a russian ppsh bullet there

90% white? wtf slovakia.

Same reason you haven't moved there.

i went to slovakian paradise, the national park. very beautiful and nice people.

some nice castles and shit.

>>heels not down

western spy

COUNTRY FULL OF STUPID PEOPLE and gypsy ghettos (poor country same like romania, only idiot would move there.

Go into switzerland trtillion times better and prettier.

What is LinusTechTips doing there to the left?

Fuck Switzerland.

>hate immigration
>shills your country to a bunch of uneducated autists with no work experience
Hmm...

every time I was driving through it it looked like a shithole desu
to be fair I only saw eastern Slovakia, but then I live in eastern Poland
Mountains are comfy tho

I've been to a place that's not Bratislava last week and it was an absolute ghost town. Rush hour time and just empty streets, it was spooky. Did everyone just up and leave or stop having kids? I've seen kids, it's not like there were only old people but there were so few of them and of any humans around.

What is the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia?

Why is Slovakia part of V4 but Slovenia isn't? I thought Slovenia was the nicer country of the two?

Slovenia is Southern and has a little coastal access east of Italy.

Yeah not being landlocked I would assume means better economy and living standards. But Slovakia alone is part of V4 which I thought was a cultural/economic union thing.

>> 90% white country
10% gipsy thrash
>> rich culture and history
poor economy
>> beautiful women not infested by feminism that still care about traditional values and raising families
ok
>> men are strong, no soyboys
fag
>> delicious cuisine
fat everywhere
>> gorgeous mountains, lakes and forests, optimal weather for both summer and winter
small boring cities

gypsies, 2-3% officially, NGOs claim 10%, truth would be somewhere in the middle: 5-7%.sad, but slovaks keep them separated.

Not really, the V4 is a meme and their economies are basically just taking EU gibs. For example Hungary talked big about covering for Poland should it come to sanctions but once the EU set things in motion it just folded, obviously scared to get sanctioned itself. Money is pretty much the nr 1 problem in Central Euro

i hitchhiked through slovakia last year
really enjoyed it

Why don't you move to Slovakia
>anti-immigration

I don't know

>Czech flag
>Go to Slovakia, goy

The only thing I've seen from Slovakia was the movie Hostel. It made the country appear as an absolute, utter shithole.

>Hollywood movie
>director (((Eli Roth)))
Gee...

>believing hollyjew anything

You forgot you mention that its a Slav hellhole.

I agree with you but I would suggest to avoid Bratislava, some of the worst soyboys I have ever seen were there.

What's the Surf like?

I like my Adriatic sea, i do not want to clean snow all day long in winter...

Wages low as fuck OP
People speak shit english
Weather shitty I assume

all I can think of

>> anti-immigration, anti-migrant, anti-Islam
>Slovakia is anti-immigration, let's move to Slovakia!
The Eternal Jozin z Bazin, always scheming.

Slovakia is actually a very beautiful country
And has some of the highest wages in eastern Europe
these wages are probably higher than Poortugal and Spain

Slovakia i nice, was in Slovacky Raj last year, BUT...
Do something with the fucking cygan ghettos!
It's unbelivable, when i was driving there, every other small town/village was basically divided in 2: pretty comfy Slovak side, and the cygan favela half a kilometer away. Cygan favela were some makeshift "houses" made from metal scraps and boxes BUT, everyone had like 2 BMW and 3 satelite dishes, quite strange combination if you ask me.

Lol cigan favelas xD

Slovenians are essentially German/Austrian Croatians in that they work harder than most Slavs but are still Slavs. Ljubljana is OK but it's constantly foggy because it's on top of a marsh.

Slovakia is more Slavic but we have some goulash mixed in as well and more Gypsies. But they're just a drain on gibs and aren't really a part of society. Slovenia has some great nature but it's just small so it's not very diverse. Our mountain ranges can be good for skiing but they can also be good for hiking. We also have way more castes and historical landmarks.

Slovenia is not part of V4 because it's small, only has a tiny border with Hungary and has very little historical connection to the rest of the V4 meanwhile Slovakia has major borders with Czechs, Hungarians and Polacks.

true

Imagine the smell

I would move to a Slavic country but your languages are impossible. Especially for a monolingual bong.

They're really not. You're just lazy.

I could list a lot of shit but I'm too tired for that.

They actually are.
I really really struggled with languages at school (French, German, Latin) which doesn't mean much on it's own, but resources for the Slavic languages are also lacking.

I speak Polish but feel the same about finnish languages

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but honestly I didn't try to learn it yet

You cant do shit about gypsys because when you try, 20 ngos, jews, ombudsmans, european commissars and un officials appear out of nowhere and start nazis, racist, holocaust tantrum. Lately there is a push to force police not to act against gypsy criminality with articles in msm like "there is no such thing as gypsy criminality, there is only racism" etc.

what can you do with them?none of the real solutions are politically correct nowadays, we have to wait for jews to fall first.it's no coincidence that soros funds their organizations.

true, you can't even name them in media.they are "youngsters" when some crime gets reported.same script as with POC in US/western europe.one difference though:(((they))) just can't advertise interracial relationships with them because they are so obviously subhuman.

I constantly keep getting matched with Slovaks in CSGO and you are only a tiny, tiny bit better than polaks. Still always angry and dramatic and needlessly hostile.

he have those here too
they even chimped out in the last years because their ''houses'' had to demolished (by law) because they were [obviously] illegal, there were death threads or attempted murders iirc
went to cry to the eu eventually
>muh eu court
>muh rights
>gibs

Actually the gyppos didn't go cry to the EU courts.

The Helsinki committee or whatever went to the EU to complain, a lot of nordic politicians backed the gyppos and shit.

Gyppos ain't smart enough to know this shit. Fortunately it all worked out hilariously, since there was then a surge of gyppos migrating to Sweden and shit.

I'm slovak from serbia (WSO white slovak protestant aka evanielik) we were faith cleansed for our religion from slovakia.

And yes, from deep of my heart I hate chatolics for that

and to be honest I don't even belive in god, still hate chatolics

t. slovak z Bacskeho Petrovca vo Vojvodine

Still better than being matched with russians and germans i guess.
The horrors of my gaming days are meeting fellow germans in comp. games. I love my country but i hate the people

>WSO
*WSP

>cygan castle

>slovakia
kek

Checked and that looks like literal heaven

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Dear god please no

I get matched with germans rarer than polacks, but while polacks are absolute pieces of shit, germans are unbelievably autistic. Every single one of them is just fucking unbearable. Muting a polack works, muting a kraut makes his autism go into overdrive and start doing retarded shit for no reason.

I've started not minding Russians nowadays. Cause I'm thankful to fucking god it's not a polack, german or god fucking forbid a roach.

Trying to learn Hungarian at the minute for the girlfriend with the idea of eventually moving out there. Difficult as fuck. Fortunately I can make all the different letter sounds which helps.

I found the basics of Polish and Russian easier, but I'd be lying if I said they didn't get difficult very quickly.

If you do go out to Eastern Europe you will need at least some basic of whatever the language is, or have someone with you as a translator, as outside the big cities English is fairly non existent. Certainly in Hungary.

I was actually asked by a Pole in a petrol station if I was Slovakian once, I think due to my Polish pronunciation. She was actually quite surprised when I said I was English.

>Why don't you move to Slovakia
>anti-immigration
>Why don't you move
>anti-immigration
If only there were some reason. Hmm...

If you, as an english native speaker, struggled with French, German and Latin you are just too retarded in languages to learn anything. Those 3 are literally the easiest thing ever. I speak English at a native level since I was something like 8 and I went to live in Belgium. I picked up conversational French in about two years with no studying, it's incredibly close. Latin I basically understand and German, while the grammar is autistic, is not really too hard. It is true you will never manage to learn a slavic language if you cant learn languages that close to you, sadly.

But it's alright, languages are really not for everybody. My mom can't pick up a language for shit despite being a fucking genius.

Hungarian is literally the weirdest language ever. I used to work in the EU and when you go to meetings there's always translation from every language. However you really only need to catch the gist of what's being said. When everybody knows at least 2-3 languages, you don't really use the translation that much until something important gets mentioned, since you catch the general theme of the conversation (or even know it already). So anyway, when someone speaks something like Finnish, a lot of people put on their headphones, but still not everybody. When someone speaks Hungarian he has to pause for a second cause the noise of literally every single person in the room putting on their headphones is too much.

That's because Hungarian isn't an Indo-European language. They come from the fucking Urals

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That's my plan. I have family there

>trying to make our slav paradises be invaded by shitskins and other el goblinos

Fucking kys traitors

>t.an autistic krypto kraut
This is why we got Trianon

We are alone, this is our fate.

Slovakia is a fake cuntry that exports porn and has abortion on demand

I don't know why but Slovakian and Czech girls really turn me on with how funny they sound

I'm polish btw