Why dont you have a girlfriend, pol?

Why dont you have a girlfriend, pol?

I’m not a lesbian

Having a girlfriend is boring. Thats why i always have 2 or 3. Faggot.

My man. Keep it up. Although it’s sometimes tiresome to fuck a couple of bitches in one day. One has to have a good ass, the other has to have a bj black belt and the third should be something exotic

This guy is a total cosplay faggot.

First he paints his face like Marilyn Manson and goes on to murder someone, whilst enciting his "fans" to dig up the bodies of the dead (which they did)... now he wears a stupid hat like Gandalf because he saw it in a movie.

Fuck off back to /r9k/ you faggot

i did but she was a fat whore so i dumped her, then i met another woman who was a skinnier whore and pathological liar, dumped her, then i dated another woman who was a fat whore and a lying cheater so i dumped her, now ive been single for about a year and I'm honestly much happier.

The "find a woman to marry so you can make babies and live the traditional lifestyle" is a meme, at this point I'd guess the percentage of "good, decent, honest, traditional, loyal women" are probably in the single digits at best, maybe less than 5% of the female population, its sad

plot twist: I was the girlfriend the entire time.

>Why dont you have a girlfriend, pol?

My wife wouldn't like it.

I do.

ayo bby u wan sum fuk?

Varg's gonna tell me how to attract women? Didn't he marry one of his autistic groupies? I'm not even sure they're married

typic oz chadlarp

pix or gtfo

varg is my spirit animal

Is Varg roleplaying as Gandalf?

Because i'm bipolar and have anger/depression issues and fucked it up by being an autistic fuck. But I still have a chance to fix it.

I thought Rowling said Dumbledore was gay???

My wife won't let me.. selfish bitch!

Why do you cucks worship an autistic larping pagan?

>implying

I'm very emotionally lazy but at the same time clingy and thirsty. Very bad combo, major beta vibes.

>go to school
>retarded degenerate whores getting shitfaced in their 12. Well with me in same age desu tho.
>transfer to an elite private stem oriented highschool
>there's been like one female student in the entire school
>go to stem uni
>two but only on a different faculty
>go to stem job
>go figure

I feel like the girls is some kind of a fingerbox prank, i dont see them, i never tslked to them I'm not even sure what they look like outside of photos.

Anywhere I go i cant see a female below the age of 40. Where are the girls? do they even exist? i dont even see them on public transport.

Perhaps they are all busy gangbanging, drinking their asses off and doing drugs somewhere and never leave that place so i cant see them.

'emotionally lazy'

soyboy speak for homosexual?

>le soyboy

Time to go back to Raddit, friend

He LARPs as Gandalf now? Or is this just his alt character after he got his barbarian to max level?

I just don't care. Sex is overrated. I'll get back into that shit when I'm ready, I got more important shit to deal with right now than a fucking girlfriend lol. Don't be so controlled by outside opinions, societal norms. Just do you user.

>gandalf
Its spelled Merlin. (Also an acceptable spelling would be: Wotan)
kys

>pol
Slide thread. Sage

triggered christ nigger
bump

Is that fucking Vermin Supreme in that video?

>unfunny unclever
kys user

Varg is a retard who overlooks many many things.