Ugly slut

Ugly slut

Its just a penis, Aqua.
Go suck someone else's.
Mine already belongs to Megumin.

I drunk all your wine and pissed into bottle and you didn't even notice.

If i have to drink water from a disgusting faucet i'd rather drink my own piss than to ask some from you

Best.

why must you bully aqua?

>it only hurts a bit im okay.

Dumb damegami.

Why does the text at the bottom hurt my eyes?

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Because Aqua is in the image,useless goddess is always ruining shit wherever she is

It means ya're a sinner, the sacred power of Aqua is purifying yar eyes.

inb4 all the megumin pedos invade the thre-oh never mind

Aqua is a typical example of "fuck" choice when given fuck, marry, kill

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my god.

she can't write letters properly, can she?

Hell no. She's probably dirty as a chimhey sweep down there from not wearing tiny skirt and no underwear.

B-but she can clean everything automatically?

That's the Zodiac Killer alphabet user, it's the on used in Konosuba

She can only purify water, and even this don't work all of the time, seeing how she can still get drunk.

i want aqua to make my bathroom sparking clean

Whatever user, still wanna stick my dick into her

I want to hug Aqua, fuck her all day and all night long, fill her with my manseed, make her my goddess wife who belongs only to me, cuddle, have children with her etc.

so I guess she's not wearing any pantsu huh?

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why is she a cat

fake news

cats are cute

because your eyes think it's blurry and try to focus, but you cannot fix that through focusing
so instead they just fuck themselves

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Powerlevelfag here
My nigga Vanir VS Bawqua
Who would win?

Only dicklets would hate a beautiful goddess like aqua.

dumb slut

>aqua
>dumb
>ugly
>slut
>cow tits
>drunk
>doesnt wear panties because shes a slut
>fails at everything
>is literally trash

Damegami.

You're a really amazing goddess and better than Eris.

Thanks

dumb megumeme poster

t. below average intelligence dumb slut fag

Kazuma should be nicer to Aqua

Because Chromatic Aberration is pure shit

Only because she's a cute loyal doggo.

>patrician taste
aqua

>pleb taste
darkness

>reddit taste
megumeme

NEVER SAY THAT ABOUT MY WIFE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

Aqua is for hatefucking only

what WON'T aqua have sex with?

Kazuma.

Its gonna be sad when Aqua and Kazuma finally say their farewells.

>these 2 idiots ever managing to kill a Demon Lord

>.

meme needs to stop

they're stuck together whether they like it or not

>Aqua returns to heaven.
>The history ends because is literally impossible to have comedy without Aqua.
Really makes you think huh?

Aqua is the sexiest.
Wiz is the most beautiful.
YunYun is the cutest.

>YunYun is the cutest.
True.

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Aqua would be an incredible hatefuck.

Worst New Game

is aqua's anal cavity dirty?

She barfs flowers and rainbows. I assume her butt does the same.

Aqua is a nerfed goddess and yet in Masked Devil she was in the verge of destroying Vanir before Kazuma had to rein her in.

AQUA HAS A NICE BUTT

Reminds me of when she folds a Vanir mask out of paper and does a perfect impression of him to bully Darkness.
Was fucking hilarious

I don't remember this, vol pls

Prologue to vol 11

>“Fuahahahah! The devil that sees through all shall hence announce: Thou, who looks soberly looks upon us beholding an amused expression, who is a lady who possesses large biceps; the digestion of alcohol requires protein. If thou shouldst drink more, then the hard muscles that troubled thee may soften somewhat.”

>“Buhahahahaha! That’s just like him!”

>“S-, Shut up you drunkards! And Aqua, don’t say that I have hard muscles!”

is the mouth inverted on that image?
looks like it

That was great.
They finally went back to showing Aqua and Kazuma being drunk bullies and teaming up to shit on the others for no reason

i hate aqua more than most people but even i think that the series would be losing something if she just stopped being a cast member suddenly.
she should've just never been a character in the first place

Is there an explanation why Kazuma has such high luck?

He's a protagonist in a LN series

That's literally the joke

Oh... too smart for me, I guess.

How bad is Vol 11 anyway? I mean, for a person who doesn't like badly written romance in his comedy LN.

Aqua's laughter is music to my ears.

too bad she's a retard

Kusususususu!

aqua if you kusu one more i will tell you about the time i stuck your hair-2-O thing in your ass while you were sleeping

Literally just started it, but so far it's just Aqua and Kazuma bullying people. But yeah, heard there's supposed to be a lot of hamfisted romance nonsense

Aqua is the goddess of sexual harassment.

You guys got something to say to my face?

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USELESS "GODDESS" ONLY GOOD FOR PARTY TRICKS

It isn't bad Vanir, did you just come off the anime?

Her crying is much more entertaining though

nope its not

she would if he just asked, but hes not interested in her

I love YunYun!

no wonder kasuma sticks so close to her

>heard there's supposed to be a lot of hamfisted romance nonsense
You should know better than trust butthurt waifufags

V11 only has a touch, v12 on the other hand.....

What's Yunyun doing in an Aqua thread?

I like both so is fine.

Making friends.

Do you know Japanese? Don't trust summaries.

What's Kuzuma'ts take on YunYun in the novel?

She's a normal unfortunate girl who was alienated by others because she wasn't chunni.

But it is actually true

ah... look at emperor zel.

he looks so proud. he must be pooping on aqua's head.

That would be telling....

Aside from the EPs not allot of ship drama in v11 unless you count the stay at the capital.

Silly user, dragons don't poop

>emperor zel
>dragon

should I tell him Sup Forums? He seems like one of those dangerous axis cultists. probably shouldn't bother with that type.