What's the most effective way to kill yourself?

What's the most effective way to kill yourself other than a gun blast to your brain stem? I'm leaning towards using a bungie cord to hang myself

Jumping off a very tall building?

Skyscrapers usually have a shit ton of security. Grand canyon would be better.

death by cop is the way to go, just call 911 and answer the door holding a knife. you'll be dead within 5 seconds.

Set yourself on fire, OP

A better way, walk up to a cop and say
>Only one of us will survive this encounter
And then reach for his gun

try to expose shillary

Shill for the DNC. Tick tock.

Do what you really want to do. No inhibition or hesitation leave it all and do what you want to do. You will end up dead, And if you dont you will be glad you didn't.

Fill your tub with acid. Jump right in

Some guy in Las Vegas figured the best way to go was to kill 50+ people and injure over 800. I already forgot his name.

What I meant to say was, just go quietly in the night because either way, you will be forgotten.

Any way that kills you is equally effective

benjamin fischbein

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stick of dynamite in mouth.

Fentanyl OD

Get married.

>What's the most effective way to kill yourself?
just wait around for 80 years.

I've considered it but those dumb faggots might just wound me instead of outright killing me.

Ahh, the looney tunes method. Not bad.

Oh I will user.

After she leaves me for hung Chad and I lose everything I'll definitely kill myself.

If I literally just wait I'd die sooner from starvation.

Fentanyl is a decent idea but I need to figure out how to get it w/o getting scammed.

Holy shit was this you?
If you don't respond in 5 minutes that is broofs