Women, Boobs, Vagina, Testosteron, Beer

>HHEHEHEHEEHEHE

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>Women should be treated with respect
>give up your guns
>drop the borders
>boo hoo hooo

Doesn't he have a broken dick.

he had a kid with a defect that his platinum,celebrity, millionaire special healthcare club took care of.

standard johnny six pack faggot asshole shabbos goy

worst character arc ever

it's Kimmel an actual Jew? I always just assumed he was

Kimmel is the pinnacle of manliness...lol...

What a faggot

I think it's the soy that fucked him up

He used to joke about jerking off and have dumb bitches jumping around on trampolines.
>Enter the final boss kike
>Offer he can’t refuse
>Consumates with Sarah Silverman
>Pozzing complete

Beta faggot

I miss KROQ Jimmy

Kimmel became a loser once he started giving a shit about kids. ooooh boo hoo, kids need health care.

Let them rot on the fucking curb and go on with your day. If kids get sick, they're making America less great. better to let them all die.

no, he's 1/2 german 1/2 italian and catholic.

Reminder he didn't just do blackface, he did blackbody

Two faced weasel with fake tears

t. edgy high school autist who just found out about Sup Forums.

Him too

he actually doesn't give a shit about kids except his own brood. he's just putting on a propaganda show for his kike overlords

Meanwhile Adam Carolla has no career despite being ten times funnier than that uncle tom.

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I wish I could cry as well as Jimmy.

Kimmel needs to milk his titties or something, his estrogen levels are far too high.

that's because Adam refused to play the game like Jimmy did.

he's apologized like once for something he said, I think it was when he called Hawaiians dumb on Loveline

Soy did this to him

But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.

Genesis 38:9

This is what a few years of hollywood liberalism does to a man. Adam Carolla is still based as fuck though.

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If this is what no career buys you, sign me up.

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The guy basically runs his own “radio station” (podcast network) with 0 overhead and races sweet cars — I think he’s doing just fine. I’d rather be Adam than Hollywood Jim.

QUIT YOUR JOB AND LIGHT A FART
YANK YOUR FAVORITE PRIVATE PART

grab a beer and fuck your dad, suck his cock and lick his ass

iiiiit's the man show!

OI OI OI

>Loveline
I used to love listening to that show when I worked late nights.

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He invested his money and does his own thing instead of selling out to desperately hold onto celebrity status. He does a podcast on XM and holds talks at colleges.

>women
>test

That didn't even rhyme

>Leave your shed and prep the bull
>Give his big black dick a pull
>Its the man show
>Its a place where cucks can come together
>Prep the bulls in any kind of weather

this is true.

dude has a garage full of one-of-a-kind race cars.

Foreskin, foreskin, foreskin, foreskin

this

we should get this rolling. spread this shit on Twitter. send it to him or any news willing to report on it

I remember the last major thing I heard from Adam Carolla that made news was when Dr. Drew questioned Hilary Clinton's health during the election, was lambasted, and apologized for it, Carolla stuck up for him and basically said Dr. Drew was right to question her health and that people needed to stop being pussies.

Dude is awesome as fuck.

Everything boils down to jews.

The eternal Jew.

someone already tried the last time Jimmy said something stupid.

Jimmy is redeemed now, he has a kid if you didn't know.

what did he say?

I bet the metoo harpies would tear him apart

He didn't say anything. It fizzled out pretty quickly on (((twitter)))

Did you notice Adam is holding the beer with his right and Jimmy is using his left.

what do you mean? he euthanized it or something?

Adam corolla made a video with tom green on how to order CP in 2014. It's on TMZ and theres more footage too.

wait, is adam corolla not a jew? his wikipedia page doesn't mention anything about being jewish. is he actually white?

the fuck is this?

Those are cakes that sick people make for parties with their sick friends.

I don't think he's a Jew

>*cries uncontrollably*