How come women are so obsessed with horses?
Is it because they have total control of a creature bigger and stronger than them that does whatever she fucking wants and has no free will and happens to have the biggest cock and balls? Is the horse girl stereotype what happens when women have absolute control over something especially somethings sexuality?
horse girls tend to be more BASED than non horse girls so i dont see any problem.
I mean those are some really aesthetic looking dick and balls
more?sauce?
Little girls are goofy about horses, it just starts from there. I don't see any boys riding horses down at our equestrian center, just girls.
IDK why. If I grew up in this neighborhood, I'd want to learn to trail ride, it would be like being handed the keys to a motorcycle at 8 years old. Fuck yeah, why not? But for some reason only the girls are interested in riding lessons, my daughter included.
/u/TheStableGal
I messeged her a few weeks ago for more ranch pics but she didn't deliver
reminder horse cocks expand like water baloons, no man could completely fill a pussy like a horsecock
Blows their Hymen. Is the proper answer.
>How come women are so obsessed with horses?
Same reason why we at /mlp/ like horses
Riding horsie makes my girly parts feel funny, daddy!
XDA
I wonder why...
This girl is so fucking hot she has giant breast implants and in some of her posts she basically admits to squeezing those bigass nuts for fun
>the size of that truck
truly what is occurring in america
She says she's never sucked it, but joked about choking on it once. I'd put money on the fact that she has licked it before at least
If you're a bit of a slut and you live on a farm then the dogs and horses are natural targets since you don't get many other chances to slut around. Horses have big dicks but they can't really fuck a normal human so unless you like drinking horse """milk""" then dogs are the more common option.
Girls who especially like horses can be a bit obsessive but keeping a horse looking tidy is a lot of work. Consider that women can put out 65-80% of a man's productivity so it takes them much longer to get through the tasks of looking after a horse. If they don't really really like horses very much then why would they spend hours every day looking after them?
Everythings bigger in texas
Who the fuck would even post th-
>sees bugmen site format
Gotcha.
your daughter is a feminist I'm sorry
Seen a lot of dick and balls in your time to tell?
Have you ever seen a real life monster truck?
Oh lawdy I'm so trolled, how will I ever recover?
They're goofy about horses before they even get on one.
Do you think My Little Salamander would have the same ratings as the MLP?
M O R E
>it gets bigger when I flick it
What does horsepussy and wholesome waifus have to do with girls, though?
;)
No more unfortunately, tried to catfish her for more but to no avail
a horse is a man-substitute. It's a big, powerful animal, a symbol of masculinity in a lot of cultures, and it belongs to her and is yoked to her will. a certain subset of women are really excited by that.
Mods.
uhhhh
ive talked to her before on reddit a long time ago she likes to brag about how her breed of horses have some of the biggest genitals of all the types of breeds people raise she kind of got into it with me over messages but never went full blunt slut mode. shes pretty mundane otherwise most of her comments and posts on reddit are either stupidity or her complaining about her ex boyfriend who bought her boobs for her
Ahhh.
>Same reason why we at /hhh/ like horses
ftfy
*clop clop clop*
whoa girl, whoa
*NEY NEY NEY*
settle down girl
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Ive always viewed its as their revenge for having to grow up in am mans world, obeying their father, their male teachers, other adult males. They enjoy dominating large powerful male animals, and working them, spurring and whipping them. It gives them pleasure and satisfaction and revenge, since they know the only power in this world is derived from a slimy hole between their legs, and what feminism and its lackeys has given them.
shes a trump supporter her truck even has a trump sticker on it
Yeah the gypsy horse or whatever, and apparently she left her bf, there was a post either on reddit or another site that she frequents where she was complaining about him having a smol benis
Not even trolling. Isn't that what happens? Just like sitting on a washing machine.
mods pls halp
you forgot
*unzips dick*
>posts on site known for porn addicted young men
>"Seen a lot of dick and balls in your time?"
Well yeah obviously.... haven't you?
I just spit all over my computer from laughing so hard, this statement is so true it's not even funny. It's one of the reasons for girls no doubt
fuck yeah
BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG BLACK COCKS
Jesus, just imagine the amount of innocent girls that ride a horse around on dirt roads who get their clits massaged for the whole ride take them out into the forest to do dirty things with them
yeah I think I asked her about her bf and she said something like she only stayed with him for the money? shes absolutely obsessed with her horses testicles no joke btw