>lonely female with a single male best friend
>they regularly get black-out drunk and party together
>she's still a virgin
This was honestly the biggest flaw in Maid Dragon. This scenario is simply not believable in the least. Why couldn't they just say that Kobayashi and Takiya were fucking?
They're both gay.
How the fuck do you appeal to the Yurifag audience when your Yuri likes dick?
Lots of men get drunk regularly with male friends, and then don't proceed to have sex afterwards, because they are not gay.
Why would a gay man and a gay woman have sex after drinking?
Kobayashi explicitly stated she is not gay.
And then she started a family with a she-dragon.
Do you really believe her?
...
Shes 2D
Shes not a slut like real women
lesbian moms confirmed
>fucked some random dragon in the forest
>not a slut
Same-sex marriage doesn't make you a homo, it just means you married another woman.
Is that what you tell yourself when your husband is fucking you in your ass?
if I had a wife I'd ask her to wear a strap on. Sexuality doesnt matter in marriage
>adopted two daughters out of platonic love
>gay
Human relationships are diverse user. Just as there are couples that don't want a kid, single parents, divorcees or 40 year old virgins
t. 25 year old virgin
she's probably really ugly
stop fucking talking about 3D you goddamn retarded inbred moron
he's a herbivore and she's equally passive, they both have nerd hobbies that occupy all their free time
Nothing would ever happen unless they were forced at gunpoint or something equally contrived.
t. wizard
Kobayashi type do exists in Japan. Most of them are lesbians or asexual.
Fiction doesn't exist in a vacuum.
BROJOB BROJOB BROJOB
It does when the characters involved aren't all human.
shut the fuck up, 2d =/= 3d so stop applying retarded 3d logic to 2d perfection
male best friend is a fag
why do you think he was so quick to agree to handsome butler to bunk with him
One or both of them might be gay.
They might have tried and just realized that they're not attracted to each other
They're both nerds so why not
They have too much in common.
Same job, same interests, and both prefer the cock.
It just wouldn't work out.
Faaaaaaaaag
lesbians don't exist. All lesbians will go straight if they meet the right guy.
Will English releases have those goodies?
When you're an adult virgin, you don't have the habits that sexual experience forms. If you drunkenly pursue pleasure with another drunk virgin, you're more likely to make out then pass out at most. And these virgins have high alcohol tolerance.
Do you think if they had fucked, that Tohru wouldn't bring it up constantly?
They have a better case than usual because cool-san is a rare otaku who got married. So he's closer to the nerdbros you get these days than the classic otaku from your Japanese animes.
inb4 death of the author.
They don't party and her friend is an Otaku so...
So did Freddy for well over a decade.
Futa
Or smells really bad.
Sorry user.
Japan has been pushing that for years and allowed the queers in their media to talk most of their young into being homosexuals/homo leading bisexuals.
Not even going to get into the over the top really fucked sexual material they have combined with sexual repression and unflinching adherence to fitting in and looking the part.
Pretty much created massive swaths of sexually fucked up perpetual masturbators and 30+ year old virgins who wouldn't know what to do with the opposite sex if they had the instructions tattooed on each other crotches.
Oh, and she's more then likely gay as fuck and in the closet..so..you know.
By the way, even if a man lays the pipe so well and so brutally that she basically becomes his walking sex toy and will leave her girlfriend in the middle of sex just for a quickie.
She'll still be a big old dyke.
Believe me.
They're both otaku, and they drink to the max regularly. And sometimes they party.
What kind of person did he marry?
A woman I expect.
a normie presumably. I doubt he married a female otaku
Because female otaku don't want to be with male otaku?
by definition otaku prefer to be with no one
Togashi-san draws shotacon for his wife. It can happen.
Kobayashi is a MtF transwoman and Takiya's just not into that.
I thought otaku just meant you obsess over something?
o·ta·ku
noun
(in Japan) a young person who is obsessed with computers or particular aspects of popular culture to the detriment of their social skills.
Straight girls don't exist. All straight girls will go gay if they meet the right girl.
include a second couple, but they're lolis
lesbians dont exist. All lesbians will go straight ~~if they meet the right guy~~ once they lose weight and have personal hygiene.
>The wedding picture
Tohru greatest wish
>Four dragon maids
Kobayashi greatest wish
Hetshits are on damage control
Heterosexual men don't exist. All heterosexual men will go gay if they meet the right trap.
tumblr pls leave
chagen is a nigger
Hnnnnng
That's correct.
This post is asking for that /fit/ screencap.
Man yurifags AND dragonfags
this show really is shit
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I thought that was only in the dub.
nice opinion
Fuck that's cute
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this is a new kind of delusional
>Same-sex marriage doesn't make you a homo
It could be for convenience, so they can adopt Kanna. Or at least that's what a couple of yuri deniers claimed was the reason in Nanoha.
its not gay if she is a dragon
Holy shit, this is hilarious. I hope it's real, what a fucking moron.
It's not you idiot.
It's something some sad dyke made up on and shit spammed on fit so much that people startd to call her out on it.
Apparently she was so proud of it she decided to shit spam it on every single thread across the entire fucking site that has anything to do with lesbians or two girls being in the same place at the same time.
I don't feel bad for this guy at all. Maybe for how clueless he is.
I don't remember any of this, it looked completely legit at the time. Do you have any evidence to support your claim?
I would be a shithead but I got a warning last time I disrespected the dragonfags so meh
wow you break the site rules. congratulations you're not even 18
I don't see how I broke the rules doing that? I just don't want to get banned over a shitty SoL show
>1155113.jpg
go back there
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>No double dress wedding
Kobayashi looks adorable in the hugging picture. I want the scan of it.
are you saying you're younger than 18? haha
That's exactly what a homosexual would say
I liked that part of the show a lot
Completely platonic non romantic male female friendship seems rare in media in general and expecially anime
It reminded me of of my relationship with my best friend honestly
Sweden yes
I want Kobayashi to NTR her co-worker guy.
Seriously?
You're not capable of having friends you don't fuck?
You want her to seduce Fafnir?
It's implied she's asexual, and he's probably just too much of an otaku anyway.
She's sure sexual in the manga. She just controls herself.
>This was honestly the biggest flaw
>flaw
degenerates need to get out
How do I get a comfy programmer job like Kobayashi's?
Work really hard. Kobayashi-san works really hard. A lot of people are relying on her. So cool.
But I do work hard user.
Dubfag detected
>Why didn't the asexual fuck the literal faggot
That's basically what you're asking.