I feels so sick after seeing this scene. Don't tell me boys are really like this

I feels so sick after seeing this scene. Don't tell me boys are really like this.

N-not all boys! You just havent met a true gentleman yet.. such as me! :))))

TITS OR GTFO

Hey brudda if you goota jerk the gerk you gotta jerk the gerk

Hi! few things to start off with =]
1. yes I added you because you're a female anime-lover, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

tf is this from

but yeah, most guys are like that

HMMMMMM

post some noods please my diddle is tingling and I want to wiggle it. I remember touch my diddly while watching a girl getting rape. Please post some noods

How the fuck do you not know what this is from?

wooooooooooooooooow its a guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl on da 4chin :3333333333333333
hi1!!!!1111eleven1111
wanna show you around?
i-it's not like I want to curry favours with you...baka! XD

Join me imouto it's our only safe haven

>Tumblr filename
This is some good multilayered bait.

Tumblr filename is the icing on the cake

If you're anywhere even remotely above average in terms of looks then chances are very high that at least a few guys have masturbated to the thought of you.
This is true regardless of your gender.

I'm jacking off to this user right now.

>i'm a girl btw

the dick is powerful and this is our only way to keep it at bay
having a dick gives you...like a second personality
your normal personality might be cool and composed, but excess testosterone gives you the mindset of a berserking viking who only has one thing in his mind - rape
masturbation is a way of keeping the BEAST locked
you've heard of Mohammed Ali, right? He would go months without sex, and as a result, he would be unbeaten in the ring.

btw my name is Georgi and I'm from Russia, nice to meet you~!

I mean I got epididymitis so I can't do much of anything

Yes, all boys are depressed, anxiety-ridden 14 year olds who jerk off over their friends' comatose bodies before becoming completely disgusted with themselves and falling further into despair.

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Yes I'm A Girl, Yes I Watch Animes.
Don't hit on me you silly boys!

Well yeah, that's just a normal part of coming of age.

Get the fuck out. I mean really, this place should have some standards for people allowed to post here.

Shut the fuck up.

Yes. I hate males.

There has been an influx of cancer lately.

Boku no Nay'on, Jenny's Sis Evan Jellied On

Lol of course its Eva. I'm on episode 12 so I'll see it soon I guess, but this is not where I thought it was going, wow.

>Yes I'm A Girl, Yes I Watch Animes.
Are you new? Everyone on this board is a girl.

Pls be in
S Y D N E Y
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come to brazil

Name three (3) things girls do while watching anime.

Lurk for 2 years before posting.

>fondle their balls
>stroke the shaft
>self fellatio

assuming they're alone, and they have a whole day free to themselves to stay at home
>we ditch everything but the panties so we can stay comfortably
>hygiene takes the backseat, but since we're alone it doesn't matter
>I'll leave this one to your imagination

I'm unironically female and I think you should fuck off holy shit

shit tier bait

>unironically female
kill youre are self bro

Fuck me OP

>jerk the gerk

Tell that to the OP, he's trying too hard

Please be in Oslo

>Don't hit on me you silly boys!
Okay, how about we just hit you instead?

ill relay the message

Only post that I made itt is . Stop projecting.

Chill, I'm half way through the show. There are like 80 essential anime to watch and I've seen about 40, so sorry that I have a life, girlfriend and career that I value more that 16 year olds masturbating over comatose girls

zeta gundam sucks

>being a female
Now that's just fucking gay.

Of course, some times I feed my comatose girl yogurt with a spoon!

Nah, this is gay.

Im so insecure now your too cool thanks for the blog post keep us updated

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>so sorry that I have a life, girlfriend and career that I value more that 16 year olds masturbating over comatose girls
>fall for the 3D world meme
wew lad

I'm a girl (male), and I do two things when watching anime:
I play with my prostate during the OP and the ED - in rhythm. It's loads of fun and I came up with that. The OPs are quite energetic, and the ED tops it all off - I even sing along to them sometimes. And at the end I'm a sweaty mess and the floor is all covered in semen.
Second, I watch the goddamn anime. I don't do anything else while watching it.

damm epik

Holy shit a girl can I rape you?

Okay I'll tell you OP.

Men have substantially higher sex drives than girls, especially when they're young, but most won't masturbate over you if you're in a hospital bed. They might get a crush on you and jack off thinking about you, but that's about it.

Please try to be open minded about other people. In a lot of ways guys will come off as worse than girls, but that doesn't mean they have nothing to offer you.

Shut the fuck up. Tomino is the best mind in anime

psssssssst
they're turned off if you ask
you gotta go and grab them by the pussy without asking them
you come off as a wimp otherwise

Fuck no. Domino might actually be autistic.

>Don't tell me boys are really like this
that sounds like something a girl would say hahaha

Obviously boys arent like this fucking retard. OP do you live in a cave? Have you never met a guy?

shitpost on Sup Forums
shitpost on /jp/
shitpost on /u/

>Don't tell me boys are really like this.
No, I'm a gentleman and I am more like pic related

>Yes I'm A Girl

fucking kek

I am intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor. Pick me.

You don't masturbate to guys you think are hot?
I think you might be sick in the head.

That unironically works on 14 year old girls. I've seen it in action and it works incredibly well. A guy from our class practically stole 1/4ths of the girls and had a harem. Add a touch of mystery and you'll can be entertained by their attempts to unravel it. Oh, and do edgy stuff that provokes a reaction.

Are all the people in this thread ironic or is it just a percentage?

Damn, I really hope it's the first one.

>might

But seriously, why do you think that's sick? Care to explain?

Boys are really like this.

A real man would would have cum on her tits.

Where do you think we are?

I would like to say I'm neo-unironically post-ironic

Can someone explain why it's so triggering that OP is a girl? Like who the fuck really cares? A lot of anons that reply to you daily could be girls, so what?

>yes im grill yes i ply gamz n wath animez so special xDDD

Please dont do this.