>Be me
>Be walking to Skatepark
>Carry Swiss Army Knife for utility purposes (like unscrewing screws in the skateboard to repair it) and because I'm ethnically Swiss so it's like keeping in touch with my heritage
>Have go-pro on me recording
>Dumbass owner is no where to be seen while their golden retriever poodle mix mongrel off leech in the front yard
>Dog is actually pretty big
>Dog sees me and starts running at me growling
>Be scared as fuck
>Pull out Swiss army knife and quickly own the blade
>Dog bites my army so I slit it's nose, it lets go and goes to bite me again
>I slit its eyes out and the dog leans back I pull the knife and out and stab it again
>Dog runs off mutilated and bleeding
>Little 9 year old girl comes out sees her mutilated dog and bursts into tears
>Her dad runs out out swearing at me and even threatens to kill me, he said he would call the police and he did
>Police come I show them the video
>Dad gets arrested for threatening me
A day passes
>Proceed to Sue family for having their dog off leech (irrsponsiblility) and how that led to be getting emotional distress
>Win the case for 10 fucking thousand dollars
>Then proceed to make tons of phonecalls to different organizations telling them how I don't feel safe in the neighborhood with this dog who attacked me
>Tell them everything
>They had the dog forced to be put down even without the owners consent because the dog was dangerous
2 Month Passes
>Family had to move because the 10K in lawsuits was too much for them and their house mortgage so they had to move to the shithole part of town where it's all sketchy and the school is shit and full of violent youths
