Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Barista Barista AntiPlakatista

Comfy Sunday thread continued

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
jungefreiheit.de/debatte/kommentar/2018/es-reicht-traellert-pfeift/
jungefreiheit.de/politik/deutschland/2018/wegen-brexit-oettinger-verlangt-mehr-geld-aus-deutschland/

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=Wn3loG5Ey_w
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD Right Wing Faction speeches on traditional "political Ash Wednesday"
youtube.com/watch?v=iFFzHugyw4k
youtube.com/watch?v=MJz44YIfjhg
youtube.com/watch?v=YeIAIn4Gyac

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=2vxr9njrdmg
youtube.com/watch?v=5q8xvkjqeHQ
sputniknews.com/europe/201802171061769853-munich-germany-conference-security-rally/
youtube.com/watch?v=B9oE2iC1s4E
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Wer auch Almans hasst bitte upvoten, dankeschön

what?


kek

Heil Hitler.

>when you're so cucked you need to post in the american retardchan about german politics

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false cause fallacy you moron

>Memeflag

It sure is now.

>germanpol
>discussing german politics with other germs
>in english

lel

So, why aren't you post these on KC?

They're too kcmodded for kc

on an english board you utter twat

Can't tell if really stupid satire for lefties, KC-Shitshow Meme or a heretic that has been taken to the burn ward.

BUMP

everybody watch the videos from munich security conference 2018

mach doch dein eigenes Board auf, wenn Du kein Englisch kannst.
leaf?

my uncle got a ladder and removed these with his friends

btw germans arent tall or blonde

Hat Sup Forums euch rausgeworfen oder was?
Mal im ernst kc wäre viel besser für sowas aber was willste machen

kek

Sup Forums reaches has a bigger population. i don´t know if an afd general on kc would attract up to 60 posters

Kontrollierte Opposition

Was wir brauchen sind 60% NPD

You know why we're not on kc? Because we know you are.

I'll let the nigger educate me on what constitutes as white and the incelaffe from the bahamas educate me what is german.
You go and do that.

Lass ihn, das hat politische relevanz ohne irgendeine bösartigkeit. dank Merkel geht EU uns äußere sicherheit uns mehr an als normalerweise. schließlich heißt es sonst noch mehr rapefugees, du deppenkind.

>So gecuckt sein das man mit anderen Deutschen auf englisch redet
Episch einfach nur Episch

I am 1,98m and blonde and am a pure German midget
discussing politics on Sup Forums you're right that's absurd

You dropped your yamaka

>talking english on an english speaking imageboard
>english a language that is spoken all around the fucking world
>cucked
kek

>1,82m red-haired lanklet with dark gray-blue eyes.

You're doing something right guys, Shills are seething in here.

Bump for Socialists at 10%!

AfD ist ne Partei voller Judenfreunde

NPD gonna get banned, the second they hit 5%.
NPD is 50% V-Man anyway.

>unironisch aufhören deutsch zu reden weil englisch die Weltsprache ist
>inb4 ja hallo ich mache das aber nur auf 4kanal
Ihr seid ein Haufen Cucks und nichts weiter, Wegen so einer Mentalität geht Deutschland den Bach runter

el peruAno blanco

Hide your Powerlevel.

>1,98m and blonde
nice
i cannot compete with my 1,92 you mutant kek

So we need a new, real NatSoc Party

Nope, just a German studying abroad

No Socialism.

>german studying in peru
classic spic comedy

AFD is the first rightwing party that gives itself liberal enough to win the normie over and that is the only way to win politics. You ain't gonna win with extremism

>hurr durr we should write german on an English board where any language but English is against the rules
if you wanna be a guest stick to the rules of the house motherfucker

no we don't need a natsoc party right now it would simply be too soon we gotta soothe the normie into the right direction and that can only happen slowly

mett

make a picture from your window please volksdeutscher fren

Why do you have a hard on against the commies?

Afraid of having state atheism and secure borders?

>projecting your feelings onto another random dude on the internet
kek

loide reagiert einfach nicht auf diesen troll

Angenommen die AfD käme auf neunzig Prozent würde das irgendwas ändern? Die ganzen kanacken mit deutschem Pass würden die auch nicht rauswerfen, an der katastrophalen Bilanz der Geburtenrate zwischen Deutschen und Passdeutschen würde sich ebenfalls nichts ändern

Er hat mich "motherfucker" genannt, woraus ich schließe das er mett ist.

>be you
>come to a asian shitposting board
>complaining how bat it is for germany to talk english here
I really feel sorry for you
shall we call an abmulance for you?

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>secure borders

Yeah, to keep people out, not in.

Let me tell you something like this:
After two mayor world wars and the biggest re-education of germans in history, turning them into anti-nativist, you have to dangle them with a real threat that is coming after their daughters and their life to nationally take up arms against it, you have to EASE them into the role, they have been nurtured into petting snakes and wondering why the snake bit him, then screaming in their poison-induced daze that #NOTALLSNAKES...

If you new jackshit about germany, you'd know how immune our people are against danger.

if germany would be so far that 90% vote afd it would already be too late for the introduction of a natsoc party
we gotta wait for the moment when right-wing ideas become socially accepted

A secular state will be enough thank you.
Secure borders are nice unfortunately the commies always put their walls up facing the wrong side.

>can't handle the bantz
kek

Did you realize, that without Petry, there won't be eastern Germany support, which means no support?

>"The Worker has no Tribe, he has no Culture and no Roots."

Commies are not the Cure, but are the disease and would be SO in favor of globalism, at least ethnically speaking. of course not in a commercial sense, because they know fuck-all about trade and economics.

youtube.com/watch?v=2vxr9njrdmg

Anybody else finds these extremely comfy? They always have traditional living european families. So down to earth and beautiful

>The total state of AfD fans.

>When even your party leaders think you are subhuman

wat

How is the ORF doing in Austria? Any news concerning their propaganda hit piece?

How is the No Billag initiative doing in Switzerland?

>secular state
what is a secular state?

ahhhh so thats why the pols constantly keep rising

citation needed

Commies are internationalist.

Globalism is capitalist.

To keep you Muslim loving Wessie black marketers out.

Propaganda is to get new voters, not persuade the already persuaded.

If anything at all, the treasurer here thinks you NPD-Voters are fucking retarded and panders to crayon-munching drool-boys such as yourself.

Mmmm Grayons :DD

Muh polls

bump

>motherfucker
>bantz
kek

that's like saying
>muh well funded argument
>muh irrefutable evidence
you are so dumb

i think i'll stick to national socialism

>mommy mommy some called me bad words on the Internet

I as a german am only sorry and think germans should feel collectively sorry for those inventions:

Marxism and Fanta Orange.

i hope you are doing this for fun. at least it keeps the thread bumped

>mami mami ich weiß nicht was bants sind

>Fanta Orange
what about Fanta lemon?

i dont quite get what you mean but if i didn't have fun i wouldn't be here

>citiation needed

>Use big pictures for our gullible idiots

Well, well, well, how are we doing krauts?
Keep on fighting for "Einigkeit, Recht und Freiheit".

youtube.com/watch?v=5q8xvkjqeHQ

D A CH land when?

>Coping

I saw the most gorgeous petit German girl with massive tits working tables at Hans im Glück last night. I was with my girlfriend. Damn I couldn't stop looking at her.

so the only evidence you have is an email anyone could have faked good job

i get bored to argue with the trolls. but if you have fun, than it is fine.

feels bad man. now impregnate your gf. have a baby, impregnate her again
repeat until reich

*when i am arguing with the trolls, i get bored after a while.
i hope the phrasing is better

>I saw the most gorgeous petit German girl

nah nah im having fun especially with the citation needed guy

weak soyboy chins.
Oh my fucking god.

>impregnate your gf. have a baby, impregnate her again
>repeat until reich
So simple yet so true

keep going

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has given the world more than any other country on earth.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island, has practically conquered the entire world with the British empire being the the largest Empire ever known to mankind.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island invented and popularised almost all of the world's major sports.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has won football world cup, a rugby world cup and is #1 at cricket as well as being the GOAT at formula 1: has the most famous tennis tournament in the world, is great at Golf and one of the best all time nations in the Olympics.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has produced more great literary works, more great bands and more great people than any other nation on Earth.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has produced the most superior race and culture on planet Earth, the Anglo-Saxon.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island has done more for science than any other country on Earth.

>England, a fraction of a tiny little island is the reason the rest of the world isn't still living in mud huts.

>We are all right now speaking English

>Almost every single person on Earth has to learn English.

>tfw you won the lottery of life and were born English.

Around 2,200 people participated in a demonstration against the ongoing Munich Security Conference (NSC) in Germany, local Bayerischer Rundfunk broadcaster reported on Saturday.

sputniknews.com/europe/201802171061769853-munich-germany-conference-security-rally/

livecam of the protest (yesterday)
youtube.com/watch?v=B9oE2iC1s4E

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Biggest Empire in History? Nope

Pretty impressive for a former German colony I have to admit.

>Ruled 1/3 of the World
>Is now ruled by the third world.

At first I thought the waitress was American because she had this typical sexy wavey beach blonde hair American celebrities wear, but she said she was German. She also had full lips, unlike those slags. Overall she didn't look German at all, but was. Muh dick.

fucking kurds, worst ethnicity in MENA after Palestinians

INSA polls are tommorow, guys.
Get ready for Heiko Maas hanging himself in his Office while listening to somber classical music.

that´s just mean

>german women have had their chins bred out of them

Thanks Mengele