Croatia appreciation thread

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hajduk won against dinamo today, hzv

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I used to like flipping their oppressive VAT , now I like the fact they get cucked out of nearly everything by their balkanigger government, which suits them the balkaniggers that they are. I also like the fact we got rid of a shitty enterprise by selling it to them and the one they are bailing out rn kek

but I don't

I love it more than this shithole, when the serbs die I'll move back

>when the serbs die I'll move back
But Croats are Serbs in denial

But serbs are turks in denial!

But Swedes are Russians in denial

Fuck this country, can't even earn enough money to buy a plane ticket out of here.

But Leafs are just ... fucking stupid

>just ... fucking stupid

HMM, what did he mean by this?

>dolazi lito
>opet wagecuckat
>pic related

how did we end up like this. slovenia is literally controling us. are we the cucks of balkans like germany is of europe?

cringe

You don't feel fucking humiliated having to slave for those Dalmatian shitbags every summer? I honestly admire you people.

greeting from hungarian bro, join us where u belong in v5! we need u guys!

>Wha.. What?
I thought you were importing portuguese cars, polish technology 'n shiet.

The hell are you talking about? We're a post communist corrupt nepotist shithole.

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srbi su orci i cigani

Let us join OECD, Orban.

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Fuck this country

Im saving money and leaving in May.
I think we have more corruption and nepotism than Venezual or any African shithole.

At least you are Catholic. But your love of Bosniaks is insufferable.

Where are you going?

Nigga please. You can count on one hand the number of niglets in Hrvatskoj.

I like Croatia

>Croatia appreciation thread.

THIS

>I think we have more corruption and nepotism than Venezual or any African shithole.

THIS. where are you leaving for? pls dont say germ

Gonna be in Thailand till September than where the wind takes me.

i am leaving as well
already got everything set up, leaving in 3 months
fuck this shithole

I am Dalmatian.

>Gonna be in Thailand till September

how did you end up there?

>i am leaving as well

shit man, Im thinking about it but dont want to

Where to? I'm taking suggestions.
Are you in ship related busines or what?
Then why don't you have your own restaurant where you underpay your Slavonian workers and make them live in their own shit while you do nothing for 9 months in the year?

Croatia is cool but I mostly like it since I fucking hate Serbia
I'll try to take out a few Serbs before I die, at least 1

just go
if u know german go to austria if not go to ireland or the uk
jebeš ovu državu

idem u austriju, imam obitelji tam

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Ah, easy mode. Good luck brah.

my dad's half croat
immigrated too early to participate in the Ustaše war """crimes""" of WWII tho

i hope its easy mode compared to this autistic country
hvala frende, također

>Show how much you love Hrvatska user.
But I don't

>how did you end up there?

My friend left 2 years ago.
Living is dirt chep and easy. 250$ monthly for food and rent. Getting a Visa is also easy, and finding a job for a English speaking white guy is easy.

The worst part is the plane ticket price of almost 1.5k €

Mutt

will you get a croatian gf or some random chink one?

>Gonna be in Thailand till September than where the wind takes me.

Ohh i see, your not a Hrvat now are you, Bill?

>The worst part is the plane ticket price of almost 1.5k €
That's my biggest problem. Can't fucking earn enough money to go to America and have enough capitl 2 live there for 2 months before I find a job.

i bet this one claims Tesla was full of turkroach rape baby blood

these posts would mean a lot more to me if they didn't come from the country that elected Fidel"Its Ok to Fuck Dogs" Trudeau to double its 5 million population with chinks and sand nigger refugees

>Tesla 100% croat!
>WE WUZ ELECTRICIANS AN SHIET

>Then why don't you have your own restaurant where you underpay your Slavonian workers and make them live in their own shit while you do nothing for 9 months in the year?

Because we have an apartment that we rent for €100 per person a night for six months and it's full all the time?

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no teacher in croatia teaches kids that tesla was croatian
keep your serbian delusions to yourself

Dalmatia is best Croatia.

my whole family is involved with electronix in SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT and i'm one of those dalmation shitbags the other Croats despise, especially the diaspora ones

WE

Croatians indiscrimanently killed more than half a million serbs, even elementary school aged children.

Meh, doubt weedbro is gonna get another term. And if you think we elected him, you don't know exactly how Canadian parliamentary elections work.
We vote for ministers, the leader of the party with the most ministers becomes the prime minister.

Fuck was ment for

I'm a Dalmatian shitbag too

lel

this country is garbage

in 10 years there will be no one left

>dalmatian
Dalmatia and parts off Vojvodina and Central Serbia need to purge you subhuman scum

Croatians are the only group of people willing to suck dicks of those who've been enslaving them for over 1000 years than to unite with other slavs

Not even we like Germ*ns as much as you guys

kek

EDGY, janko

yah, i get reminded every time i visit skabrnkje, or the grave site where i stepped on a landmine, good news is we don't bitch and whine like jews. Just imagine if we started? oy vey

Ah yeah forgot about that. So you still work because you don't make enough money to fund gold digging dalmatian women?

Uniting with central Europe, sure. Uniting with Serbia? You know how that worked? All the money went to Belgrade and the army of that supposedly united country attacked us. Oh, and you had to speak Serbian in that supposedly pan slavic army.

sort of like how the nominee of the party with the most electoral votes becomes president you dumb nigger leaf

so much this
lazy dalmatinci complaining about having to work for four months of the year is embarrassing.
drinking jastrebarski pinot right now
plavac is shit

Where do u live bitch you can try me first.

No it's not. Try flying from a non retarded airport. It's €500 maybe.

>Italians needed to stop the Usthase from genociding a whole village

ZA

It's called being sponsored that's how diaspora moves preko

Teran frende, samo Teran

>Because we have an apartment that we rent for €100 per person a night
What kind of retarded price is that?

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kek you subhuman Dalmatian are the worst,I dont know why Tito migrated you scum To Central Serbia and Vojvodina instead off Southern Serbs

>Oh, and you had to speak Serbian in that supposedly pan slavic army.
but you already speak it

southern serbs are subhumans

t. southern serb

Then why is the language called Serbo-Croatian or Croatian-Serbian and you guys arent writing in cyrillic now?

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How do feel Croats feel about other Slavs?

Particularly, the Poles, Slovaks, and Slovenes.

I had no idea, explains the bitterness
my dad got punished for trying to escape the Tito regime and while in a work camp in italy the communists would salute him saying something nice about Tito and he'd respond with "Jebo te tito" with a smile

u pravu si

Yes it's one language.

Southern Serbs maybe just little more violent and hot headed but you guys are much better then Hercegovnas,Montenegrins,Serbs from Northern Albania and Dalmatian trash that infest these parts

teran je slovensko

Sponsored by whom?
It's not called like that neither by Croats nor Serbs, it's a Western thing. They're similar, yes, but in a supposedly united army you were forced to speak the language like Serbs do it. Imagine Canada and USA being a united country and the army being forced to speak in the Southern American accent. It's not the same example, but close.

Croats are brainwashed by their country to hate serbs with a passion. They are essentially a 1945 neo racist state so no point in seeking logical responses about Serbia.

niti je riba meso, niti je dalmatinac covjek

Russian Internet Research Agency or JIDF which one is seeding the hate right now?

>be Croatian soldier in the JNA
>speak with your funny accent
>get made fun off by Serbs for your accent
>''fucking evil Serbs you will get it one day!!!''

>It's not called like that neither by Croats nor Serbs
Not everybody is as backward as you. You're probably not even 25. Grow up.

Do they really? From what I've seen a lot of it is just banter with Serbs until diaspora ultranationalists end up start triggering a shitstorm.

Friends or family (90s it was friends but economic background today means cousins or close family now)