HOLY FUCK CRUZ BROKE OUT OF JAIL

Gunman is on the right

repeat this is not a drill

CANT SNOOZE ON THE CRUZ

Cruz on the Loose

Seems like a legit source.

I'M A CRUZ MISSILE NOW

Not even bars can hold his lust for the delegates.

op. why are you such a faggot?

he just cruzed on outta there

How did they lose the Cruz?

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BY AZURA!

Stop making fake shit. This isn't funny. It is just plain fucking moronic.

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Quick Nik Cruz is loose
The juice is loose.

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Saged, hidden, reported to the police.

CRUZ IS A MERCHANT!!!!!!!
>CRUZ IS A MERCHANT!!!!!!!

his natural mom was a jew

He's going to finish what he started, brothers

IMAGE OF CAR HE FLED IN AND GETAWAY DRIVER

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Good job

He just shot out of there

fail

Fake.

the biggest failure of failures

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Can't bruise the Cruz

Good for him. Hopefully he hijacks an assault truck, sets that shit on Cruz Control, and aims it at a playground.

CAN'T RUSE THE CRUZ

>Cruz: Jew
>Columbine killers: Jews

I see a pattern forming here.

If you snooze on the cruz, you lose.

It's not often the CIA reclaims a spent asset.

>The supreme gentleman: Jew

Can't put jail shooz on the Cruz

Nothing to see here, folks.

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ITS THE BETA UPRISING
THEY BROKE HIM OUT OF JAIL
HE IS GOING TO GO STRING UP THE NIGGER WHO FUCKED HIS EX

Did he give a guard's dick the "Cruz Smooch" to sneak the keys away?

uh oh. he didnt want to get holmes'd

oh you

seriously?

TSS fawkin homerun chippah

Cant bruise the Cruz.

Go away RUSSA with your fake news!!!

Well he is hispanic. Jumping walls is in their blood

Fake news

>projecting this hard

wakanda if true

Well, just check all outbound flights to israel.

Sam Cruz Hyde has escaped from jail! Everybody run!

"Breaks out" of custody, now he gets Dornered so that he can't divulge any sensitive information about getting MKUltra'd by CIA.

dat boi CRUIZIN FOR A BRUISIN

he's also a jew, so he jumped an injumpable wall

Hide yo wife. Hide yo wife's kids.

Faaawk yeah

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CRUZ WILL DIE IN THIS EVENT

THE REALITY IS THAT HE WILL BE TAKEN INTO WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM AND KEPT AS A CIA ASSET FOR LATER USE

CANT PUT THE NICK BEHIND BRICK

>be american
>shoot up a school
>get arrested
>put in jail
>"escape"
>get shot
Whoops, guess we won't be able to question him now. Sorry goys! :^)

He could be the next Dorner.

Except that, you know, Dorner was actually fighting for a legit cause and going after corrupt cops in the LAPD. While Cruz was just a loser buttblasted about his ex was dating a nigger.

Underrated

>MKUltra'd by CIA
t. tin foiled boomer

See, Britain HAS always been a multicultural society, take that racists !

While OP is fake this is what I'm expecting to happen at some point. Whether by "accident" or a "disgruntled parent" he'll be killed.

When they catch him, they will dump his body into the ocean like Bin Laden.

Cant noose the Cruz

kek the old dude who lives next door to me owns a big rig and just drives it around everywhere its fucking awesome

we tried to warn them

YOU SNOOZE HE CRUZ

Lmao keep riding government dick

>he's a Cruz missle now.

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Ted Cruz's long lost bastard is at it again.

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HE IS THE BASTARD CHILD OF TED CRUZ SCREENCAP THIS
TED CRUZ DAD=KILLED JFK
TED CRUZ=ZODIAC KILLER
TED CRUZ BASTARD SON=FALSE FLAG SCHOOL SHOOTER

No. I want priuses of peace. The world is sleeping on the hybrid dangers all around us.

don't worry, they can be stopped.

FBI prolly was called to his cell block 39 times too.

No LARPs are for boomers. Real shit is for Sup Forums. Get out liberal faggot

WTF IM A CRUZ MISSILE NOW

He will get left alone and either hang "himself" or get left with a lifer who wants nature valley bars from the canteen 4 life!

All of that meme magic that we generated in 2016 formed this school shooting.

This is now a qt Kristen thread!!

Maybe he can cross the border as an illegal and start a new life in a sanctuary city

Lel

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Holy fuck

>when they want to turn you into sopa

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That jews are mentally unstable? Haven't you watched game of thrones? Inbreeding=insanity

Wtf!

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is that chelsea clinton?

>matrilineal

Underrated as fuck.

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he didn't escape he was tossing some salad
and the nigger decided to hoop him up and
save him for later

HOLY FUCK ITS REAL

YOU CANT STOP THE CRUZ MISSILE

checked