Be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day

>be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day
>suddenly find yourself in a strange fantasy world
>get saved by a cute half elf girl
>fall in love with her
>die trying to protect her
>suddenly you live again
>everything has reset
>die over and over and over again trying to protect her
>you want no reward
>all you want is to be by her side
>you see how she mingles with shiny powerful knights
>you do your best to not say anything despite your jealousy feeling like a stone in your chest
>you notice how she wants less and less to do with you
>eventually she throws you away like a used tool to be kept in the background
>you make sure to do your very best in a desperate attempt to stay relevant in her life
>she doesn't care
>you finally snap and tell her what an ungrateful whore she is


SUBARU DID NOTHING WRONG!

He deserved everything.

Rem could hear the cries of her and Subarus children cry out in agony, and suddenly be silenced, as she saw Subaru fill Emilia with his fertile semen. Rem now knew, her race was to be extinct.

>Still save her after everything
That's what he did wrong

hot

rem is shit and a cuck

He would still prefer Emilia over Rem because one is beautiful and exotic and the other is an ugly maid.
Lol I've never watched this show

you should probably amend that first one. He just had become a NEET recently. And if he hadn;t gotten isekai'd his father would set his ass straight

you're mom are gay lol

how did you avoid it?

>be a lonely NEET playing vidya all day
>suddenly find yourself in a strange fantasy world
>suddenly you have the motivation and courage to do shit that requires a ridiculous amount of effort compared to the basic shit you had to do in your regular life

Isekai is one of the dumbest genres because the MCs break any suspension of disbelief.

id also start doing alot of shit if it made it possible to bang halfelfs

thank you, predropped
sounds like he acts his age but it's the disgusting problem with unsocialized types, over-attachment, why would anyone watch animoos with this 3dpd shit in.

>Not just masturbating everyday, anyday long in an amphetamine rush

kek

>not having satella step on him
He did everything wrong.

>implying elves would pay attention to a NEET that has so far been ignored even by average high school girls

NEETs are garbage no matter which universe they get teleported to.

Nice quads

Thanks dragon girle i know very little about

fucking hell I just realised Subaru is an ajin

Well in defense to this Subaru was a failed normie basically he was doing reaserch for a bunch of stuff and got /fit/ to make a debut but he fucked up so the social embarassment and isolation made him go into NEETdom despite being competent if you ignore his really horrible personality of manipulatinvg people, lying and being a general asshole.

...

Well that shit girl got with Subaru so

Boner why

Shit tier gets this time.

He should abandon the elf whore and become a real protagonist and love the first girl he met: Felt.

spoken like a true normalfag

Yet people want this type of faggot to continue being Rem's boyfriend

Such a shame

To be fair Subaru is at least 100x better of a human being when she was around but I bet you already knew that.

Rem's hero > Emilia's knight

He was a good man. What a rotten way to go.

Emilia was a mistake.

Are there any series other than this and Monogatari that the loli automatically wins while the whores fight?

Emilia a whore. Subaru a delusional white knight.

Honestly this guy was handled at least semi-decently, especially the stresses of being killed over and over

Best girl, better daughter

>did literally nothing for 400 years
>best

Frick off, normalfag.

I blame Echidna for being such a shitty mother

That's not entirely true, she reads books and cries

so she's Emilia but with some personality?

>you're

Fuck Emilia the bitch

He fucked up because he decided the best way to make his debut was to go in crossdressing. Which makes a lot more sense once you use the WN to gauge his personality, and you find out he's one of those guys who doesn't know when to shut up.

Subaru is supposed to be a bit obnoxious. He's directionless, but not lacking in energy.

What can the former do but the latter can't?

Oh my god.. it's so big Subaru kun!

>Subaru is a trap
And i though that ferri was hot.

Thats enough falseflagging for now bub

It's true. In the WN he actually has a complex about having been mistaken for a girl when he was younger, which gets him angry when Roswaal starts hitting on him.

tfw no Subaru gf

One is not an autist doing wrong thing for bad reasons. The other is an autist who does good things for good reasons. One of them is more lovable compared to the other and doesn't burn down cities and butcher innocent people so.

safe people, better himself, be genuine

You ask Rem to show her panties, and she does. What do you do now?

He also unwillingly did anal

I apologize, tell her I was only kidding, and then go marry Ram.

Forcefeed her mayonnaise

Through which mouth?

That disdainful look would fit Ram way more.

yes

I want to be bullied by Rem!

I want to bully Rem just to get bullied back

Rem does the same look. We'd just need Garfiel to trigger it now, since she likes Subaru too much to give him that kind of cold glare.

quads always say the truth,
sorry fellow you mothers a lesbian.

Why didn't Subaru just drive away?

Perfect

this, should have taken rem and fucked off

>Artist has made their work private.

Proceed to fill her with my children

I bet it won't be as good. Ram does it on a more regular basis. Also her bigger pride and confidence help.

is response to

He tried once but some asshole gave him a 30 minute lecture and confessed

You expect that kind of look from Ram, with Rem it's a surprise that will catch you off guard.

this, she made him a better person and look at that dirty half elf bitch. She made him a broken down selfish prick. And dont forget half elf´s are the niggers of their world soo... BURN THE HERETIC!!!!

Echidna please

Why are half elfs always hated in fantasy worlds?

she will hit you where it hurts the most, are you sure you want this?

It will have some effect during the first few times sure. Still want to see Ram do it more often though.

Put her in a coma

Subaru will forever be one of the greatest anti self-inserts.

Usually because they used to be a great people, and then a minority of losers fucks things up.

Her bashful appearance makes me want to break her down sexually

Rem is the superior girl

I want to see smug Rem more often

user help I'm 30 and I still can't see it.

I would rather die than have rem look at me like that

She's not good at it and still needs to be taught by her sister.

you need to grow some chesthair first

Hey Cultists,
My name is Natsuki Subaru, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass books. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun trying to ressurect Satella because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being eaten by assrabbits.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unkillable. I was personal knight of Emilia, and strategist on my royal selection team. What schemes do you devise, other than “jack off to naked drawn witches”? I also killed the white whale, and have a banging hot friend (She just confessed to me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Unrelated: I love Emilia

idont know why but that picture made me cry and laugh at the same time

But I have so much chest hair that I make Burt Reynolds look prepubescent.

that part of the series was pretty depressing desu

You know you like it

Rem and Ram belong to strong men.

Wait for the sneak attacks

being looked at with disgust by the person you are in love with is the last thing I need to kill myself

What do I need to do to have a girl like rem confess her love to me

Fuck a crazy then spend 2 months spoiling the ever-living shit out of her

Do something like Subaru did.

Forced waifubait

>tfw they redid this scene but with the real waifu in the final episode
Based White Fox

Let her emotionally scar you then proceed to bully her with you dick

Fucking archbishops