This little autist stranger shows up at your door and says this

>this little autist stranger shows up at your door and says this
What do?

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Real answer? Assume she's trying to get me into some weird cult and say "no thank you" while closing the door.

Arrest her for threatening homeland security.

Explode right inside her.

I walk the path of explosions with her, what else would I do?

Close the door? She's like thirteen or something and clearly watches too much weeb shit if she's dressed up and acting like that in public.

Contact r/anime because there are a lot of her fans there.

LETS FUCKING GO

If there really is a life sized Megumin in front of me who happens to ask me to walk the path of explosions with her then I have no reason to refuse.

Call the police

I wanna be her best friend.

"Sure, but first: mating press time"

Call the ATF

BEND HER OVER ON THE TABLE AND FUCK HER ON IT

One way or another she's getting fucked

A man who gets what he paid for.

Sure, teach me sensei.

>DID YOU SAID EXPLOOOOOOOOOOOOSIONS?

>what if your waifu showed up at your door and told you to follow her
I'd do as she says and become her subordinate.

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I bring her inside and let her watch me fuck Lalatina in the ass.

The most rational answer I've seen to this sort of question. Seriously, nobody -- let alone a cute girl, is going to approach you for anything without wanting something in return.

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Cute.
Why would you show this to a minor?

Eyepatch is on the wrong side. 0/10

It's different if you know who they are beforehand. I think I'd recognize Megumin instantly, assume she's a cosplayer and just play along.

Report her to the FBI for suspicion of being involved in terrorist plots.

Is this some kind of Isis recruitment?

She hasn't worn it for a while so you probably forgot, but see pic related.

Ask her to prove that magic is real. If she can, walk the path of explosions with her. If not shut the door.

What if she tells you to follow her because she can't use her magic in a populated area?

DELET THIS

Introduce her to my 13 year old neet brother in hopes of him finally being interested in another human being.

>145cm
>40kg

I'll manhandle her tiny body if she tries anything.

that's what someone who can't do magic would say, someone who truly walks the path of explosions wouldn't care about the population, only the explosions

Thank the gods as I pack my things and get ready to follow her on whatever crazy adventure she has in store.

What if she was trying to explode you this entire time, user?

I mean I'd probably feel betrayed but I'd rather die to my waifu's spell than of old age.

Good choice

>prove that magic is real
>only spell she can cast is explosion
Rip your house

[ ] make fun of the young autist's short stature
[ ] playfully steal her hat and become friends

>[X] make fun of the young autist's short stature
>[X] playfully steal her hat and become friends

I make her eat an entire bowl of eggs

feed her

Go on a Adventure and blow shit up

Where's the explosion Mansley?

>Explode right inside her repeatedly.
ftfy

if magic is real and she's offering to teach it to me, idgaf about my house

It is time.

Either this or assume she's with ISIS and they realized cute teen girls are a more effective recruiting tool than a fucking book. I'd still turn her down though, crazy bitches will get you killed.

>ISIS
>recruiting an educated, feisty, demon-worshiping, crucifix-eyepatch-wearing, black-magic using, skin-revealing, little white girl
Okay bub

Considering they have no issue blatantly breaking their own religious laws when it suits them, it wouldn't surprise me.

I paid for Megumin, not this!

Their desire to treat women worse than dogs is pretty consistent, if nothing else.

Why would you do that?

>isis
>not worshiping demons

its as if you have never read the mudslimes books

But do they worship Crimson Demons(pic related)?

no
those all belong to me

If the konosuba world is real I have no reason to stay inside any longer.
So I'd go, I'd love to see some explosions.

how wet would she be if i took her on a date to a fireworks display?

I actually just bought Fractured Lands which goes heavily into their culture. Should be a good read.

She probably wouldn't think much of the explosions themselves, but would enjoy the display since she's from the Middle Ages and no such thing exists in her world.

I don't want to turn this into THAT type of thread BUT:
>recruiting an educated,
Most ISIS combatants are 2nd generation European immigrants or Ex-Soviets. Most of them were at the very least 2nd or 3rd year university students.

>feisty,
I imagine that is a requirement if you're going to fight a war.

>demon-worshiping,
>Islam the religion that started of as the worship of the Moon God and his 2 sister-wives
Uhhhhhhhhh....

>crucifix-eyepatch-wearing, black-magic using, skin-revealing,
It's camouflage.

>little white girl
>all muslims are non-white
>he doesn't know about female ISIS fighters
Man oh, man. Kharijism has a long, 1300+ year history of female fighters. Yes, they've been doing this shit for more than 1000 years at this point.

>he believed the religion of peace meme

Maybe stop watching fake news and educate yourself, huh?

BREAK YOUR LIMITS user

Take her on my next demo range
Should be fun though I don't think they allow anything with a NEW higher than 30

Their leader is dead, they were weak in the path of explosions. Probably invested skill points in some "useful" skills, the traitors of Explosion path!

Stop being mean to Megumin you disgusting banana faggot

I can't, sorry, I have Axis duties in 20 minutes

Some girl who is skinny as a rail is at my door talking nonsense? Sounds like she needs a square meal.

Which answer leads to me taking a bath with her?

I want to molest this molester

Good question.

This one.

Drag her inside and prone bone on the couch.

Roll for Megumin

Easy water get

you realize this is a /tg// chart and we cannot get the goddess right?

also roll

MY GODDESS

Fuck you Eris

Alright, alright.

I'll roll.

I'll have a chuuni mage.

What did he mean by this?

roll

Well it wouldn't be my first choice, but I'm not disappointed.

I'd only probably be disappointed with two or three of them though, so that isn't saying to much.

Fuck you Megumin, stop ruining your master

Accept and the next plane to Damascus

>he's not happy about getting a chuuni mage
Give her to me then faggit

/tg/ has the ability to roll dice with an options code.

Dice don't roll trips so he's wrong though. He's just too stupid to realize that Aqua's 0 - 9 is 00 - 09.

But i want best goddess

Who is best girl?

The cute boy

Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows

Megumin

whoops

Back to sweetie, we don't need your racist, islamaphobic vitriol on this board.

What is Megumin doing to Yunyun?

Inspecting her for breast cancer. What a good friend.

I like how Megumin mimicked her hairstyle.

rollin