Darkness

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Lalatina

Go on....

my old friend

Divorceness!

I want to do quests with Lalatina!

I was indifferent to her when she was introduced, but now she's my favorite.

Aqua

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So, Konosuba thread?

Darkness is all my eyes will perceive when my face is buried in her cleavage.

wrong - that's La... I'm late

A shit

I love how Kazuma is such a creep that the doujins don't even need to invent a faceless rape man and just play it straight.

that's a very high hairline for a woman

i hear she's got six-pack abs and likes to tie up young boys

I want to marry Aqua!

You cant marry a god user

You cant marry a slut user

You cant marry a drunk user

You can't marry a shit user.

You can't marry my wife user

You can't marry Aqua but you CAN ruin this user's life through NTR driving him to an hero.

More like you want your kids to have fetal alcohol syndrome on top of more genetic retardation. Fun!

Although Aqua is stupid to the point where she may believe she gave birth to a kid that's not hers. Get a kid from Megumeme or Wiz.

The alcohol probably gets purified the moment it touches her tongue, anyway. Makes me wonder why she likes booze so much.

Sh
es retaeded aaanon thsyyt rember

As seen she still can suffer the affects of alcohol. In other words it's possible she like other gods can "turn off" divine protections and abilities as desired. Pregnant Aqua would be too fucking stupid to know she has to leave it on and not binge drink.

Can you marry the mentally disabled?

Depends on whether she's been legally classified as an infirm in that realm already.

DEEN can't draw for shit

Imprisoning me!

Why is Aqua flying?

Red Bull gives you wings

Is it just me or did her tiddies triple in size in season 2?

Anyone who NTRs him is in for a horrible surprise when he simply charges them for the service and steals if they refuse. Even worse when the girl who got stolen robs the NTRist.

Aqua is such a best girl she will never be defeated by the cock.

Nobody can beat the cock, user. Especially not a nopan slut like Aqua.

>mindbroke within 3 pages
kek

>no canon

It's canon, user. Aqua doesn't have the will and especially not the intelligence to resist the cock.

I feel like in the majority of works, it's only after getting their wombs filled to the brim with semen do girls end up mindbroken cumdumps. But since Aqua's body would immediately purify it into harmless water instead of semen, wouldn't that give her a pretty good chance?

>resistance enough to cockblock two Chads (one of them was/is really persistent).
>stats just too high (you can't rape her)
>pasive resistence to poison, black magic or other kind of tricks
>smart enough to know how powerfull her sex apeal is (she literally sent young men to die with it).

No, you just need to put so much into her that it overcomes her purification.

You shouldnt marry a retard user

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That's what i'm talking about, she even laughs at the fucking cock!

That's because Kazutrash is a dicklet.

Aqua probably looses to cock on a nightly basis.

>completely ignores the nice guy isekai protag
>is disgusted by the fat old man
>is completely unphased by Kazuma's penis
Aqua's penis reistance stat is maxed out

Please don't speak ill of best girl.

delete that image

Worst girl, worst goddess, only good for bullying and party tricks.

Aqua loves anal

That's probably why she makes her ass so available. Minimise the time needed to get ready.

Stopt the bullying!

But then the only purpose she'd have left would be performing party tricks for the entertainment of other adventurers and pleasuring them under the table.

Where are her wings?

I want to impregnate Aqua and then make her sad by keeping alcohol from her every day during the pregnancy

Seriously, Darkness deserves everything that happen to her. Her jokes weren't funny enough and her volumes were boring at best...
Also darknessfags are the second worse fanbase

what happens to darkness?

But she's also a good healer!

Lalatina is cute and a good girl, i want to pat her head.

best girl

She was killed

Reminder.

>what Yunyun said earlier
>Yunyun said
>Yunyun
Is there anything that she won't ruin?

No.

Pick up the phone darkness!

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killyourself aqua

Hide that orc, Lalatina will try to rape it.

YuiYui is Megumin's mother, fuckin pathetic cunts.

This. You can tell they are related because all their names are retarded.

>adventurer is supposedly a weak and basic starting class
>can level faster than others
>can learn spells from other classes
>can fully respec to another class when it levels up

How is it a weak class? What are its drawbacks? It seems like it can do anything as long as you have the stats.

I've been wondering the same shit. Adventurer actually seems broken as all fuck, I mean they can even learn monster abilities. Why the hell does everyone always want to advance job? I would just stay in that forever, at least until I have way more skills than I could ever use.

Probably the Jack of all trades, master of none aspect.

It works really well for Kazuma because his party is overspecialised to the point of uselessness, so he can cover their limitations with his advantages, and he really works out how to make the best of his weaker skills.

But do we know if anything prevents him from learning how to resurrect people from Aqua, or how to explosion people from Megumeme? I am pretty sure the WN ended with him explosioning the DK

Has he demonstrated ANY advanced magic/skills? It might be a limitation of the class that he can't learn advanced stuff.

They might have stat prerequisites or something. But so far what skills he can use is pretty limited to whatever is convenient for the plot.

Really low stat gains. Assuming that respeccing wouldn't reset your level, then the longer you stay an adventurer, the longer you're gimping yourself in whatever stats you need in the class you're aiming for. Kazuma had lower physical stats then Megumin at a similar level.

>Kazuma can't even manhandle Megumin
He does not deserve her!

Let's be fair, 99% of Sup Forums is probably too weak to do it either.

I mean - she is a 14 year old girl that is fairly skinny even for her age. Unless the stats gained through adventure significantly boosted her strength, she shouldnt be much of a challenge.

With that being said, wanting to manhandle a 14 year old has some other significant issues that anons should think about.

Wish there was more Chris, so disappointed she just disappears from the show.

She kind of confused me. Lalatina said other adventurers didnt want to party up with her, but she seemed friendly with Chris. Why didnt they adventure together?

Adventurer spells are weak, cost a lot of points and without Kazuma's broken luck are useless.

From the novels:
Chris is Eris in disguise, who befriended Lalatina after hearing her pray for a friend when she was younger.

There is nothing wrong with having good taste.

Chris is too worried picking up cheat items and throwing them into the lake to party with a useless tank

Say something bad about my waifu again, nerd.
See what happens.

useless goddess only good for bringing more useful party members back to life

>pedophilia
>good taste
I am sure your sensibilities will be more appreciated in jail.

unf

>saggy cowtits
She is just 18 and they are already hanging low.
Medium tits are best.

just cervix penetrate her and cum directly in the ovaries.

underrated post

Aqua is even saggier than Darkness, you nigger. Have you seen some of the official art?

>Useless goddess
For U

>even saggier than darkness
Yet more propaganda by the jealous. You would have thought they would have learned their lesson after everybody found out that Eris wears pads. Darkness probably wears bras that desperately try to make her udders look less saggy.