/ptg/ - President Trump General - Comfy Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>AG Sessions on Sun Morning Futures 2/18/18
youtu.be/y4BWovexElw
>VP Pence @GOP Reagan Day dinner 2/17/18
youtu.be/zBGxhfFvfvA
>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in TX 2/17/18
youtu.be/-hrEpSpeiAY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis inflight presser 2/17/18
youtu.be/wWXVw24lAmk
>NSA McMaster @Munich Security Conf 2/17/18
youtu.be/-21vccBEZxM
>DNI Coates on russian election meddling 2/17/18
youtu.be/msII0ATOq60
>This Week @State 2/16/18
youtu.be/5TvK6jYLIW8
>Tiffany/Barron arrive in WPalmBeach 2/16/18
youtu.be/Tr_L9QesqAs
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Broward County Sheriff's Office 2/16/18
youtu.be/J3Z84SEvcPQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Broward County Hospital 2/16/18
youtu.be/-xI-FOzxK2k
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach Fl 2/16/18
youtu.be/16Vrs8DIqXM
>Pres Trump Departs DC 2/16/18
youtu.be/vB0W17ANbJ0
>VP Pence/2nd Lady/Rato after visiting border 2/16/18
youtu.be/oUJVA579fgg
>VP Pence @RNC in San Antonio TX 2/16/18
youtu.be/2_Nwndyarxg
>VP Pence in Hidalgo TX on immigratin 2/16/18
c-span.org/video/?441264-1/
>VP Pence/2nd Lady arrive in TX 2/16/18
youtu.be/7UMlNOVkIGI
>DepAG Rosenstein indicts 13 russians 2/16/18
youtu.be/ZmpeqVKF2f4
>SoS T-Rex presser w/RoachFM Cavusoglu 2/16/18
youtu.be/wFAQK1v7vYg

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Oh.

I TOLD YOU NIGGERS MULTIPLE TIMES I WASN'T BAKING

drumpf

We did it Reddit!

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current year man is back and of course it's another Trump episode

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Speaking of which, I'm not making another.

>unified middle east
Literally impossible. Killing each other in the millions before in iraq-iran wars.

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Jesus, remind me to never download anything from you fucks again.

Do you think they'll ever get bored about the Trump whining? I know I would.

Russia is getting froggy in Syria with the US

I can hold for some hours baking.

US must leave the area it controls in Southern Syria


>US troops must immediately shut down their zone of control in Southern Syria in the area of Al-Tanf, Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov said, speaking at Valdai Club conference on Middle East in Moscow.

BOOOOOM!

I am flummoxed by the revival of this general.

That's not how it works.

What is he hiding Sup Forums?

Hmmmmm

You can't keep us down.

it's... beautiful

>foreign attack
???????????

awooooo

nice

>hurr executed my picture
Did this bitch rename the file extension or something? Did her browser execute it without asking her, in 2018? I swear Hollywood thinks we're retards or something...
>making movies for the uneducated masses
Oh, right.

What the Russian trolls? oh boy.

My sides.

oh come on, just download this heather webm, it's 100% cool broski

We'll see about that.

youtube.com/watch?v=k06lLDDe-b4

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>John Oliver, several dinosaurs, and the NYC Gay Men's Chorus

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got eem

oh noooooooo that sucks

alphabetniggers bow to the Sup Forums

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youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

>13 shitposters is more severe than a literal jihadi attack

That's the Trump curse at work, boys.

The regional powers think so. Turkey kicked out USA backed YPG forces in Afrin. Iran kicked out Kurds in Kirkuk and now Russia wants to settle southern Syria.

Not sure how the USA will react here but the southern hold is a very strategic location to deny Iranian influence. if they give this up Israel is mostly likely doomed.

Trump Curse tee em

>foreign attack
Glad we acknowledge hispanics are foreigners again.

Oh boy, I wish Laura would seduce me

do commonwealthers really say "mom" instead of "ma'am"?

I say mim

That was a fun Owl and I'm happy for the iggles.

>if they give this up Israel is mostly likely doomed.

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>do commonwealthers really say "mom"
We went over this last thread, m8, they say "mum". Do you even shitpost?

How come there's no movies about the first(and best) President? Why do we need the 6 millionth WW2 movie?

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>creating memes like everyone else is worse than 3,000+ murders and the crippling of civil liberties
I guess they're both alike in that the FBI wittingly allowed both events to happen

>ransomware
this may actually scare normies away

>please Trump take us seriously
>they have twitter accounts this is super important
>its information warfare Trump dont let them make more buff bernie memes

>Americans have no cultur-

You know why user

>trump eating cereal

what a fucking soyboy

I don't understand. Isn't Trump supposed to be a Russian puppet?
So shouldn't Russia be next to America on that cover?

>this may actually scare normies away
What if that was (((their))) main goal?

Hes trying to hide his cock from Schiff but he wont get away with it

Allowing Sup Forums to recover would be a critical failure.

wow

>thinking getting a decent amount of fiber in your diet is a bad thing
Mah nigger.

wtf, I hate eating now

Mac donalds is the worst franchise in history. Why are the Olympics supporting such a company? Yeah because the fat fucking consumers like to watch fit play games and chow down a 10,000 calorie milkshakes and burger meals.

>Hillary losing the election is just as bad as terrorists killing 3000 people on American soil

California’s elections are super fucking crooked. It would have to be an absolute landslide Republican to win. I mean like 70% or more.

I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth

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Not having it be McDonald's
Not having it be the Gorilla Channel.

I am disappoint.

that gif is lewd af

*WHIRRRRRR*
NOOOOO I NEED MY CULTURE
LET ME OUT
LET ME OUT
"ok"
*BROOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKKK*
*PRAFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
OH GOD THERES UNDIGESTED CORN IN HERE!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
IM *gurgle* G-GONNA DROWN
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*
at-at least i wasssss whittteeeee
*GRONNNNNNNNNNNNNK*
*gurgle gurgle*

What kind? Raisin Bran is the best.

What the fuck is wrong with McDonalds?

Give it a REST. The warmongering against Russia. OY FUCKIGN VEY

>*WHIRRRRRR*
>LET ME OUT I NEED MY MAINSTREAM MEDIA

Never underestimate a conservative surge in California

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>what the fuck is wrong with literal cancer and heart attacks waiting to happen?
Also, their management is full of libshits.

Glad someone caught that. That's what I immediately thought. Can't even keep up with their own narrative.

So we're alone, except for the Russians, who are somehow controlling us.

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*WHIRRRRRRR*
NOOOOOOO
LET ME OUT
I NEED MY WHITENESS
*BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*

Mutts, mutts, mutts.

GUYS WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS IMAGE

Illegals don't give a fuck about the gays

you dont exist

We need a fucking war goyim dont do this to us

Yes, maybe.

war against china mabey. they are the only future threat to us.
russia is just a washed up shithole

I’m not, I’m saying California won’t let a conservative win any important seat without a fight.

These covers are filling me with hope and determination

I’m not, I’m saying California won’t let a conservative win any important seat without a fight. They won’t fight fair

Why's that?

>twitter.com/RusEmbUSA/status/965268676357345287
Ukrainians destroying ruskie "cultural centers" in Kiev.
I think they pretty much do.

Downloaded, and filled. Joke's on you, my mom already died, hah.

I'll just reply anyway tho; you deserve a you for posting that.

Why do Australians say "crikey" ?

>fat fucking customers
cover your ears, Donald!