Fake Yuri

Really? Why does this shit always happen to me! I just got done watching Dragon Maid and I loved it but they've fucked me again. The hints and the clues are all there as everybody with a brain knows they're in love and romantically intertwined so why they fuck can't they just let them kiss or show actual affection for each other just once? I really got sucker punched here because like an idiot I thought they were saving the kiss up for the last episode like a grand finale but nope. Just another case of a great anime that could have been something really special.

what are you gay?

All I want is romance. Why can't these Japanese just take a fucking hint from Disney which by the way is more popular in Japan than anime and bring romance to anime? Do they think somebody is going to get mad at them?

That is the real yuri. Normal yuri often don't involve kissing. Yuri≠lesbian

Kisses rarely happens in Japanese shows in general. Save that for marriage

but there's no love between two girls

Yurifags are the only thing worse than fujos.

Are you fucking kidding me? You really just won't admit you wanted it you slimy bitch. Just admit it! You wanted it just as much as me and everybody else who watched the show. It's part of being human,

You have no soul.

what an absolutely pathetic post and mentality. god i pity sad cases like you

Yuri fags should all be banned and sent to /y/

How about you explain why instead of just throwing around insults like a fuck goblin? I really doubt you have any real problem with it except you're a bigot who can't stand Yuri or Yui in anime when the same thing applies to most straight anime couples.

That actually sounds good. /y/ and /u/ have always been alies.
/y/ would scare away all reddit and /u/ would bring something other than porn

Hello new friend, and as you can see already in this thread, Sup Forums is full of mentally ill people. Do go back if you don't want to end up like them.

I'm not new. I really just thought this was a huge problem user. Can you really say you don't feel the same and that you really aren't left feeling like a complete idiot because you expected a show to live up to its potential?

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Kissing does not necessarily add depth to the show, I hope you understand.

What about any form of actual affection instead of playing the line like a tightrope walker where you know the motherfucker isn't going to fall but you always have that tiny bit of hope that it can happen. I'm tired of being teased! Why can't they just make a complete show because I promise you I'll never read a single manga in my entire life.

>hy can't they just make a complete show because I promise you I'll never read a single manga in my entire life.
are you pretending to be stupid ?

Its an ongoing series and romance isn't the focus. Also, Kobayashi doesn't like Tohru in that way. She treats her more like a daughter (Same with most of the dragons) which is especially obvious in the manga. She even outright says that she isn't ever going to fuck Tohru (or Iruru) at one point when Tohru and Iruru are arguing over who gets to have her babies.

No I'm not and I guarantee you're just mad because you're a LN/manga fan.

>She treats her more like a daughter
everything will be alright

So you didn't read last chapter

You've got to be kidding me. That's exactly what I'm saying! I respect your opinion just they ride the line so close that you can't even tell! That's why I'm mad because they try and trick you. They're fucking with us!

It happens because they're WEAK and afraid of scaring the poor little hyperconservative hetero-only faction

It's not fair though, fucking Yuri on Ice fujos got what they wanted, why couldn't Dragon Maid have been brave enough

Just go read the manga. They get married in the end of the manga.

>Yuri on Ice fujos got what they wanted
You're saying that when there was kiss there either and they even have a girlfriend for the MC?

Because its an adaptation of an ongoing manga series written by a guy known for having a huge fetish for /ss/ and giant boobs more than anything else.

But Yuri on Ice author also backpaddled saying shit like it's up to reader's interpretation. Nips are quite hypocritical regarding confirming homosexuality in fiction.

The last one I saw was the maid cafe chapter. Was there an update?

>She treats her more like a daughter

I can't think of a single page where she does that.

I remember reading that hey backpeddaled on that and said it was always supposed to be a romance

Producer and director said that. But the writer didn't confirm.

I read the raw

Ah, ok, but isn't the director the one in the highest pecking order for that kind of thing? Legit question, I don't know much about how anime production works

Nice blog. Just realise that it's entirely your fault for having those expectations and you deserve all the abuse your yuribrain is giving you.

>just expect every show to let you down

That's right.

Having expectation is normal. What's your point?

That's right, it's normal to feel let down when your expectations are too high. You deserve all the suffering that your yurigoggles are giving you. It's normal. Not hard to understand.

That's not high expectation kek. It's a legit question you seem to unable of answering aside from shitposting obviously.

>kek
I am being serious. Expecting yuri to turn out exactly like you want is high expectations. Tone it down and you'll be fine enough to not needing to blog about it.

Except yuri works in this case. It's not high expectation. It should be normal. Also
>shitposter
>serious

>different perspective = shitposting
Yuri comes in different forms. Just because OP didn't see the interactions as having any value doesn't mean that it's unsatisfactory for all. I already agreed that it's normal to have high expectations.

No user. I really think you're just settling and you're so used to doing it that you don't even realize you're doing it anymore or it might be that you're just trying to justify it to yourself but what's really happening is they're trying to please both sides and just makin he how over all worse for everybody although I still liked it.

making the show*

Well, yes. There's nothing inherently wrong with yuri or yaoi as long as there's an actual gay couple.

Yuri/yaoibait, on the other hand, should be exterminated with fire.

Dragon yuri was pretty onesided anyway. Kobayashi doesn't seem to have much interest in sex anyway. This on the other hand

The problem is it's all bait.

Girls must genuinely be disgusted with other girls the way guys are usually disgusted at the thought of being romantically interested in other men because if they saw each other the way guys see girls they wouldn't be able to keep their hands off each other because I really don't know any other explanation for why she'd resist a dragon maid for so long.

Move to manga OP. Even het anime rarely deliver, let alone yuri ones.
Yuri anime should always be approached without expecting much, otherwise you'll often end up disappointed.

This user gets it. If I have to hear "but we're both girls" one more fucking time....

Yuribait is not the same as yuri subtext though.
You don't have to like the latter, but it's just not the same thing.

Why do they do it? I mean is there any specific reason they couldn't just kiss and confirm their love because they ride that stupid imaginary line of "we're definitely gay but maybe not in case that offends people" for literally nobody because everybody knows they're fucking gay and we just want the kiss! WE JUST WANT THE FUCKING KISS!

So that you keep buying the manga every week expecting more. It's marketing 101.

>kiss
there was if you aren't being purposefully obtuse, considering the context.
>girlfriend for the MC
what the hell are you even talking about?

I don't read manga so I'm pretty much fucked and I was ready for the kiss in the last episode like a retarded dog waiting for the owner to come home. I had my special Yuri suit on and made a nice home cooked meal, turned my phone off, all the basic shit. I eventually started to realize I was going to get fucked but I had the hope in my heart it would all play out in the end and it as it was winding down my ass was puckered up so tight because I knew deep down that I was probably about to get fucked by the modern anime industry once again and sure enough they lever let you down. I actually felt anger when the credits started rolling and I'm not joking and all so try don't offend people who are against same sex relationships. Great job Japan.

It's revenge for the bomb.

Showing romance and relationship beyond sexuality requires actually good writting skills, which is something 99% of gooks don't have.

That's why most stories end when they start dating and barely ever you get to see them consume their love or how they live as a relationship.

You might be right because Clannad was a masterpiece in my opinion and it took place after not only the relationship but even the baby.

Yuri on Ice pulled the same bullshit, they hid the "kiss" and in general made it look as if it was only a very special coach-pupil relationship. Gay relationships in anime will almost always be like this because the potentially put off straight audience is much larger than the potentially pleased audience. LGBT has little influence in Japan compared to the west and it's unlikely to grow.

Man, I can't stand both the eastern and western stereotypical approach to romance. Just give me two cool or interesting characters who bounce off each other so that even after they go through all the steps of a relationship they're still fun to follow.

It's actually changing with how forced PC the U.S. is becoming. I seen a animated short of a gay couple of kids falling in love on the front page of YouTube just the other day.

The people who are fans of the source material don't have to be mad, because they enjoy reading and they get the whole package unlike animeonlyfags like yourself.

Preachy bullshit or infinite blueballing, I don't know what's worse.

So like if Kramer from Seinfeld fell in love with that girl from resident evil and it was a tv series?

No they don't.

There is a show with canon lesbians airing right now and there's another one coming in the next season. I'd say things have changed since, say, 20 years ago.

Are they the main characters or are they just slideshow circus freaks for the audience to laugh at?

>ugly barebones manga
No thanks.

>Kuhlschrank
Was?

It's all fun and games when the girls are gay but would you all respect it if Fafnir had a relationship with his roommate?

>posts yuri anime
>complains about yurifags

He was probably just pretending to be stupid.

There are like 8 anime this season with lesbians.

He did, nobody really said much about the gay bird symbolism though.

Can you explain it because if that's true it went way over my head.

How many of them are the lesbians the main characters in and in how many of those do they actually kiss?

After Fafnir tells Nerd-kun he's a hit, they walk back together and a shot of two birds together is shown.

Two had kisses but if the focus isn't romance you aren't going to get that, the characters are still gay and you get some subtext.

That could just be a reference to the birds of a feather saying and that's probably most likely what it is because they're both nerds in a way.

So that's basically a big fat well thought out no.

>Comedy SoL adaptation featuring big titty dragon girls.
>Expecting any romantic development and to not have the romance used as a gag.

Its not a romance series OP. And a kiss at the end would have been unnatural and out of place as fuck. There wasn't nearly enough romantic buildup between them throughout the series to expect a kiss at the end.

There was plenty of romantic buildup for a kiss. You're just fucked up because of the anime industry. Most people have sex after three days.

>Most people have sex after three days
>Not having a 6 month rule

>Most people have sex after three days.
And these people are dumb as fuck.

The first date is to see if they're good enough. The second date is to see if they were a fluke and just having a good day and the third date is sex date.

How do sex dates go?

They usually end up in a bed.

A long day of build up, then sex at night.

New Game has some very good yuri scenes

Based on how she acts when drugged with aphrodisiac and/or turned into a guy Kobayashi is more likely to rape Kanna than hook up with Tohru.

Kanna was cute. I didn't think I'd like her because I watched this show late and only saw bits and pieces of her but she's actually very good.

Do they count as lesbians if it's a boy dressed as a cute girl?

Not cute enough.

bait

It's not, it's just the manga isn't over yet. The studio just adapted what they have so far.

Dragon Maid manga might get an actual yuri ending though. Nip otaku seems to like Tohru a lot.

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Girls Not kissing is a Japanese tradition they are always willing to uphold.

It's only right if it is two guys instead, it seems.