Megumin Monday

You know the drill.

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Reminder

the drill is to F5 Yuns' website awaiting shit translations of even shittier light novels

She's so cute without her hat.

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Megumin is cute. But Lalatina and especially Aqua is better.

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Who said drill?

Megameme a shit.

I disagree. Her fanbase a shit though.

Aqua>Lalatina>Megumin
These are the cold hard facts.
That being said, they are all good.

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In terms of fanbases, I'd probably say it goes Lalatina > Aqua > Megumin. Honourary mention to Eris before Lalatina.

HAYAKU DENDROMAIDEN WO

>fanbase wanking
No, get out.

Megumin needs to be sent to the real world and discover Gunpla. That'd be so cute.

As far as facts go, Megumin is the best written character in the novel. So maybe you should be more careful on the terms you use and avoid going full "my opinion is a fact".

>ywn sober up and tuck in a food poisoned Megu to bed hoping she eventually feels better
What's the point of living?

and she's the least funny character in a comedy series.

Humor is subjective. Anything else?

>What's the point of living?
Her love transcends 2D.

>no Megumin

die lolifags

>Her fanbase a shit though.

no kidding

This is written really strangely. The descriptions are weird.

Probably because they tried to adapt the author's style into Chinese, then English.

>looking at C92 cosplay pics
>many cute Megumin cosplays, including some in the background
Having a popular waifu at least allows you to appreciate good cosplays of her.

Aqua is complete bitch only good for rape (with a gag)

Beat me to it...I love hating that picture.

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>hate it
Why? It's quite literally the ideal butt.

Yeah I agree; for raping. (She has to have a gag too though)

do you want ppl to have a heart attack?

>rape
>not worship
I shiggy diggy.
Also Megumin is not for rape you heathen.

Please delete this.

I would worship her with hours of savage deep dickings, bites on her nipples, and gentle yet passionate kisses.
Butt rape sounds fun as well.

Megumin is cute! CUTE!

CUTE!

Learn to read, think and spell man. I was refering to Aqua being the one I'd rape; anally; as long as she has a gag in her slutmouth. The gag is vital I cannot stress this enough.
Simply. I'd fuck Aqua. I'd make love to Megumin.

Megumeme is dumb! DUMB!

I love her oversized hat, but true. She's adorable.
Her ponytail is also adorable.

Oh, but I was replying to the part of your post where you said you hated .

Smart!

Wait a damn minute. When you said ideal butt were you refering to Megu or Aqua? I did say i LOVE hating that pic of Megu's ass. The hate because my penis hurts thanks to that damn picture.
Misinterpretations man this how wars start. I apolagise?

Yes.

Again I apoligise lol
This picture is just amazing >_>
Megu is amazing.

If I pull off her eye patch, will she die?

>145 cm
>roughly 40 kg
The perfect dimensions to go hitch-hiking and explode lakes together.

It would be extremely implosive.

You're a little girl.

She's a small girl.

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>the kids eyes
that's not how genes work

what's the chances of a kid being an autist when both their parents are autismos?

I WANT S3
Remember last month when the new anime project was announced after a Monday full of megumemes? The magic has greatly died down since then, with the possibility of recap movies coming into play.
I really just want to see this scene animated.

Significantly higher than average.

I'd like to taste Megumin's pee.

It's a fantasy world, user. Their kids would probably get special abilities just from being half-Crimson Demon/Japanese, like half-Saiyans in DB.

Shhh... its chuuni

>Kazuma
>ever looking this alpha

I don't know, he's been looking pretty alpha lately.
Megumin is also looking responsible. They really do make a cute Japanese couple.

Is Kazuma actually attractive to women?

He looks fine in the LN.

From what I picked up, he's slightly above-average. Megumin and Darkness say he's not unattractive at one point because he was feeling insecure about his looks.

Little Megumin is sad

anime only plebs are not ready for such cuteness

Why is she crying :[ ?

I'm getting /fit/ for Megumin!

Because Scumzuma is scumming.

Does Megumin have tasty armpits?

Why's there no Aqua Wednesday?

Yes!

>does the tastiest JC in Japanese fiction have tasty armpits
The answer is, surprisingly, yes.

What kind of /fit/?

General, overall fitness. Ideally I'd like 40kg to feel no heavier than air, so I can handle Megumin with zero effort.

I recognize that face.

How do we cheer her up?

VS Megumin
streamable.com/wo2r5

What's this?

I'd like to be beaten up by Megumin.

>Megumin using physical attacks and losing her balance
>Fucking one-shots the enemy party
>Rie's voice
This is absolutely perfect.

Very related pasta:
>ask Megumin to dominate you in bed, just to see what it's like
>she yells at you in her adorable, completely unintimidating voice
>she steps on you but can't even cause mild discomfort because she doesn't weigh anything
>she tries to scowl at you but just ends up looking like an annoyed kitten
>laugh because it's hilarious how hard she is trying, but is completely ineffective
>push her back onto the ground effortlessly and mating press her, as she instantly goes from angry squeaking to begging you to slow down

That explosion was savage.

With her staff? I don't think her little fists can hurt anyone.

Still smarter than most anons.

I don't mind. I just want her to try punching or kicking me.

Those fists have killed millions, mate.

That's an understatement considering she canonically has genius intellect. Although she rarely uses it now.

>ywn playfully spar with her

>that little sound she makes when she nearly loses her balance
Perfect

>the sound she makes when Kazuma fills her with his burning hot mana

who are you? that's my screenshot, I know that for sure

omg megumin losing her balance is soooo cute!!!!

n-nani?!

why people won't post the whole thing docs.google.com/document/d/1feFZruzQxuctwTpv1zzPplsF8BkRfHHhzx4lz6buSD8/edit

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post it

What are you referring to?

Why do you love her?

I don't