Owarimonogatari

Reminder that you can be smug, but you will never be Ougi-tier smug

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>smug
>gets wrecked by an underage avian

Say I want to get into the Monogatari franchise; what am I in for?

When did this series get so boring?

Close to 100 episodes of stuff.

Pile of best girls and endless banter.

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

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CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

Why doesnt Shinbo just make straight up hentai like the old days?

Because of that very last panel.
Money doesn't grow on trees, unless that tree is called Madoka Magica or Monogatari.

>ougifags
>this deluded
Hachikuji beat that boy any day at an smug contest

Don't forget to watch Ore Monogatari, Katanagatari and Umi Monogatari.

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French 'New Wave' + Studio Shaft + NisoIosiN == 'Monogatari

and it's fucking glorious

Loli

I'm unfamiliar with those; are they shorts? Are they relevant to the plot?

So.. what was her "himitsu" ?

Top Tier Loli tbhfam

No.
No.

>are they shorts?
haha, nope.
>Are they relevant to the plot?
Yes, very much so.
Watch them in that order after 5:34 of ep 7 of Nisemonogatari if you don't want to get completely lost.

Good to know; thanks.

Constantly second guessing who your wife is every new arc

...Ok, then.

They are all my wives

I dunno what you're talking about, Bat has been my wife since Nise.
Cat got to second placed a couple of times, and Crab almost took first quite a few times, but in the end the one to come out on top was Kaiki.

Posting some Shinobu

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BEST

This is my favorite Bat, but I love them all.

I want to do things to her when she's sleeping.

They are completly unrelevant, they're different series to begin with

this is by far the best Bat outfit and I'm disappointed there isn't any more of it in future episodes

Me too, I want to pat her head.

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She's so cute, I want her to myself.

Does anyone have the shinobu ultraman reference webm?

The depression is still going strong nontheless, fuck this ending totally ruined me.

doll a doll.

How did Hachikuji look right after the accident? Surely a bandaid on her knee wouldn't have been enough?

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splattered all over the road

Very salty.

The importance of dental hygiene

Cute doll

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What did she mean by this?

>Yotsugi will never mark you

God dammit, this should be against the law.
And I'm pretty sure it is in some places.

nadekos manga perhaps?
>birb colorized this page herself without second thoughts
she truly is a monster

Bird tighs > doll sticcs

Will bird get even more development in Tsukihi Undo? If so, very looking forward to that considering how good her development was in Ougi Dark.

Why is bird such a fatty?

is she?

I want her to lay my eggs.

This sounds extremely painful.

I want to fertilize her eggs

I want to deposit my eggs in her abdomen.

I want eggs

"Stop!"

Anyone have lewd doll

This one's kinda lewd.

I'd enjoy it far more if her joints actually looked like that.

anyone have gif/webm of rrrg biting hanekawas face off?

This is the best I could find.

The constant molestation of little girls

Oh my~

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This line killed me from the inside

So, how come she still carries her shell around even though she's a slug now?

Because cute

Because it's a bag

Those are her organs in there, you know.

if i pull that bag off, will she die?

I forget, did she already have that oversized bag when she was alive in Kabuki?

No, she actually just has stuff there that she'd for a sleepover.

Not if she's a slug.

It will be extremely painful

That is an absolutely perfect body. It's rare to see a genuiely hot female body in anime, not just a spindly uguu or a tittymonster.

Wait, why wouldn't you be allowed to own a car as a student?

I was wondering about this too.

Japan is weird.

I want snail to sit on my face

Japan is extremely authoritarian and you basically can't do anything. The internet is heavily regulated and censored, you can get fired for the slightest misstep and you'll be blacklisted from every company for the rest of your life, every talento has to go through agencies and you'll be blacklisted if you try to go independent or unionise, and students are under national curfew past 9 o clock in addition to not being allowed to drive, drink, have sex, form relationships, etc etc.

Why do you think anime is so heavily escapist? What did you think a "morals committees" was?

I'm glad I don't live in that collectivist hellhole.

[Citation needed]

she's not a slug, she's still a snail. They said snails and slugs were close enough so that's why she was a good fit for the shrine

So, this is the end?
I feel satisfied, but at the same time so empty..

It hurts user, I know. There might be something, but nobody knows for sure right now.

Who is that hanging off of monkey?

her gf

How can ANYONE compete with pure perfection, when even her VA is PURE perfection?
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Shinobu a BEST. A BEST!

She's one of Monkey's best friends who we just never see. She was in Hana.

P L O T

I want to mating press these lolis

Higasa, Kanbaru's basketball friend.

She actually does stuff in the latest LN.

>She can legitimately sing
>Refuses to sing an OP for bat
Goddammit

She didn't refuse. There's some kind off shitty problem with their contract.