What to do if your waifu talks back?

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If her udders look like that without a bra, I disregard the conflict completely and find a way to make us both millionaires for life by exploiting the stupidity of hormonal young men with less than two hours per day of easy peasy work.

I would kiss her, hug her, and tell her how much I love her. If it was over the phone I would say I'm sorry and that I would make it up to her when I get home.

I would ensure she has a copy of this list.

this is a pretty gay thread

Slap her with my dick.

No female can beat the D.

I don't have a waifu so I have no damn idea.

Kill her.

be stern, but fair
also remind her of her place

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Yui is such a nice girl.

Apologize for whatever I did wrong. Otherwise she would probably beat me, I would rather avoid that if at all possible.

bend her over my knee and spank her till she orgasms

Seal her lips with a kiss

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Next sequal should have Yui as the main character. Rito is still clueless about Yui love for him

OTP
Canon ending
The Best Girl Finally Won
Dark hair wins against a blonde shit like yami

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be glad that i have a waifu.

Who is this impostor.

pet her

Looks like we know who your waifu is, user-san.

Put my cock inside.

Check.

Her turn now.

Beat her in a drunken rage after coming home from drinking and then rape her unconscious body and seriously damage her womb due to my forceful thrusting. Then the next day she wakes up with a bleeding crotch so I take her to the hospital while not talking to her once during the trip. The doctors then tell her that her cervix has been damaged beyond repair and that she will never be able to bear children again. Then we drive back home while she quietly weeps in the back seat for the duration of the trip. After we get home I yell at her and punch her in the face because her weeping got annoying and the while she's on the floor I break up with her and then give her a good kick in the stomach. I then leave the house while I hear her vomiting from the blow to the stomach she received.

I don't know, actually talk it out?

What if she puts HER cock inside of you?

What would you do then?

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STOP

Dumbass.

There's no such thing as raping your wife, it's an oxymoron.

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Wow, it's as if people aren't 100% serious 100% of the time. If anything, you're a sperg if you don't recognize that.

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Tell that to the legal system

Premise ridiculous. Mai waifu would never talk back.

What the fuck do you think those straps are, suspenders?

My hips would start moving on their own.

Lewd.

Listen to her and be reasonable.

My waifu is 14 so I'd take her for ice cream and buy her a new dress.

Unless I'm also a futanari, no thanks.

I'm calling the police.

>oh waifu, you're too good for me, I'm an autistic faggot
>that's not true user-kun
>yes it is, I shitpost on this stupid imageboard for strangers when I have you
>you're still not an autistic faggot user-kun
>don't contradict me
>but it's not true

The tiddies talked?

Its called Schizophrenia.

no

Only the highest ranked betas don't like Seraphim, so I guess you have that going for you.

put her on mute or change channel to static

Burn her with cigarette butts

Yes

*grabs wrist*

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sweet talk her into calming down

>muricans

step 1) push her over face down on a table
step 2) whip out my diamond hard pen15
step 3) force insert into her ass
step 4) ???
step 5) CUM WITH THE FORCES OF A MILLION SUNS!!!

banter with her? If you arent waifuing due to sick bants what are you doing with your life?

if my waifu could talk to me that would be cool

Impossibiru! Women are not supposed to be able to do THAT.

Looks like the daily submission and rape contest is starting early today.

I've actually felt that. Hell, my feet were shaking uncontrollably at one point, too.
God bless the people who discovered prostate stimulation, that shit feels amazing.

code?

Submit to her and offer my anal virginity.

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That's gay.

>Pathetic Miserable
>Resentful bitch
>Mediocre Scum
>Bastard sonuvashit
>Hypocrite Haterfaggot
Damn!

>Wow, it's as if people aren't 100% serious 100% of the time. If anything, you're a sperg if you don't recognize that.
you are that sperg

Slap her and then kiss her .

Cool

very cool

Tell to wait until I get home. Then when I do take her phone away, lock the door and take off my belt because she knows what is about to happen.

I'd bring in my black BULL, she calms down after that

Fuck you with your autistic shit taste like this miserable shit

Is this the abuse thread?

Stay mad fuckboy
Ikishima a best

yes

pretty much this

I punch her in the face until it's bloody.

or this mebbe

vigorously headpat into submission

No, edgy shitfag

Embrace madness, be with her.

How is she edgy tell me you retard .

Is not necesary explain thay by all her stupid faces like the others shit girls in that anime

o fug

Your "waifu" is so shit make looking bad to patch girls

That's what I thought faggot .

I would double dare her to talk back when my cock is so deep inside it pushes her womb.

I usually ignore mine for a day or so, then I blast her with abuse until she cries then I feel bad and apologise.

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Nah your taste is just garbage .

You sick bastard. I bet you'd do stuff like this too.

>Seasonal waifu

Do the equivalent of a Bright Slap with my dick to make her get in my fucking pants. She'd probably listen to me without me having to go that far.

She looks like that and I titty fuck her.

? She has been my wife since the manga came out .

Beat the shit out of her, kiss her afterwards.