How would you defeat him Sup Forums?

How would you defeat him Sup Forums?

I'd ask him to lose on purpose.

By the vigorous application of my ass in his dick.

Challenge him to a shitposting contest

I would tell him that he is now manually breathing

>is so sincere in his response that you lose the will to defeat him

Give him an emotional goodbye speech

By having normal human reactions to his idiocy unlike the comic relief characters that surround him.

That's murder

D

I wonder who would win.

Challenge him to get Sup Forums to agree 100% unanimously on whether traps are gay or not. He'd be forced into writing the most beautiful, eloquent and convincing piece of prose to ever grace the internet.

How do you force an ass into a dick? That sounds painful.

Break his glasses

You grab a dick and shovel an ass in there user, it's common knowledge

>t. virgin

It's not possible, regardless of the outcome. Sakamoto wins the hearts of people, even those that stand against him.

Be a Japanese truck driver. It has to be accidental though.

With a Buick.

With a updog

Fuck you

I call my bros.

Cancer. It beat him once. ;_;

Threaten his homeworld.