Marry Kill Fuck

What's your choice?

Marry Megumin
Fuck nympho
Kill Aqua.

Only correct order

Marry Megumin
Fuck Aqua everyday
Kill Darkness after torturing her for 50 years.

KIll Megumeme
>Marry Aqua (eternal life with your waifu)
>Fuck Darkness because it would be the equivalent of marrying her.

Why would you want to fuck a useless retard with sad droopy titties.

Cause dat fucking ass.

because dumb girls are usually good at fucking also

Marry Yunyun
Kill Megumin and Aqua
Fuck Darkness

I want Wiz to sit on my face

/thread

nigga

fpbp

This.

>tfw Aqua will never ride you cowgirl style
>She's never enthusiastically ask you "Are you gonna cum yet? Do I feel good?" with that carefree dumb face of hers
>tfwywn fuck her ass doggy style while she yells in her retard voice
Why fucking live?

Thread over guys, you can go home.

kill megu because she's underage

marry aqua because she looks soft

fuck darkness because wow that bod

don't bulli i don't want to kill any of them

Nice

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Is being underage a motive for discrimination now? Faggot user.

This user knows what's up. Repeating digits confirm.

adopt Megumin (perfect daughterfu)
friend zone Darkness (she's too weird for anything else, and i don't want to kill anyone)
marry Aqua (i feel like she would provide strong children, and be a good mother)

Came here to post this. Aqua will be fine, she'll just return to heaven while I get to enjoy the other two superior girls.

THICC CONFIRMED FOR GOD TASTE

Marry Megumin because she's perfect
Fuck Megumin because I refuse to cheat on her
Kill no one

>Why fucking live?
because these girls aren't real. plus, my fiance is kind of an air head. i find it kind of adorable.

she also has no assets, she's just skin and bone

why does preferring older woman/not preferring children mean im a fag lol. i'll take an oppai loli any day

Marry Megumin
Try to kill Darkness and fail
Fuck Aqua in the ass like there's no tomorrow

I don't think we're on the same page.

>because these girls aren't real
That's the point
> plus, my fiance is kind of an air head. i find it kind of adorable
That sounds cute user. Best of luck to you. Most girls I know arent cute in the bedroom if theyre air headed
Are you a PedoNEET Kazuma?

^^^this

No, I love Megumin in spite of her age.

I want wiz

Marry Yunyun, fuck the rest of em.

Fuck Aqua
Marry Lalatina
Kill Megumin

Marry Megumin
Fuck Yunyun gently
Kill Aqua

Marry Megumin
Kill Darkness
Fuck Aqua

Skin and bone hmmmm?

Good post.

>fanart

Have some official art. See, she has some nice hips for a JC.

she's still growing though. she's a long term investment

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Shit I forgot the image

Kill Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Marry Aqua

Marry Megumin.

FPBP.

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Marry Darkness, Kill Aqua, Fuck Megumeme

All You Need Is Kill

Fuck Wiz
Marry Wiz
Kill Frogs

This.

Kill all three. Kidnap and rape Kazuma.

Marry autist
Kill retard
Fuck nympho

Which Kazuma?

Marry darkness

Wiz>>>>>>>dark>>yumyum=agua>sucbus>meme>padded chest

Rape and kill them all.

Marry Megumin and live happily ever after.
Fuck Darkness.
Befriend Aqua as my drinking bud.

Marry aqua
Fuck darkness (and keep her as a mistress)
Kill megumin

you have a cold and cruel heart sir

Anyone reading the LN?
I'm so glad Megumin won the Kazumabowl

She deserved it.

...

She deserved it.

Why were there any replies after this objectively correct post?

Marry Megumin
Hatefuck Aqua with the fury of a thousand suns, repeatedly
Kill Darkness, mercifully and with a heart full of regret

nope i am reading the manga though. it's supposed to follow the LN's pretty closely.

Wiz is lovely, it's just a shame her body is cold

I like that you un-spoilered it just to drive these delusional aqua-fags even crazier.

couldn't even get kazuma first

>Why were there any replies after this objectively correct post?
Heretics.

Kill Megameme, Fuck Darkness, Marry Goddess

Marry Megumin.
Fuck Darkness
PET* Baqua.

>77777

More like Bapqua, amirite?

Kill Aqua
Marry Megumeme
Fuck Darkness

They must burn.

Yesssssss

who gives a fuck about tits? what are you an infant still dreaming about sucking on your moms tits?

this, while aqua does have a nice ass the risks outway the reward
both megumin and darkness are kind, and aqua is kind of just a sexy retard who always causes trouble for everyone

Marry Megumin
Fuck Darkness
Kill Aqua

If you don't kill Aqua, you are retarded.

Marry Aqua
Bully all of them

Remove megameme
Remove lalatina
Marry, fuck and get killed by Aqua.

So then this actually becomes an unironic harem? That's lame.

That's literally the opposite.

Simple.

Marry Megumin.
Fuck Darnkess
Kill Damegami, by fucking her to death.