This is Shinobu, say something nice about her

This is Shinobu, say something nice about her.

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Araragi is such a manlet lmao

But that's Kisshot

They're all manlets desu because Japanese is a manlet nation, someone post the height lineup chart but with all the monogatari characters. Most of them are under 170cm (5' 7~" for burgers)

Poor guy got his growth spurt halted thanks to being a vampire.

That's an Araragi being held by a Shinobu though.

She probably browses Sup Forums.

I want to _____ Shinobu!

She sounds like any women to me.

be the son of

be eaten by

>tall
>blond
>busty
>actual fangs, not those shitty moe fangs like Snail has
>can hug a guy like OP's pic
>fun to be around
Kiss-shot really is best Bat.

You can omit the tall and busty part since she's almost never in her true form.

Nope, adult Bat is best Bat, in part because she's tall and busty. Other forms are trash.

Best girl after Crab

Hey, fuck you.

Right back atcha.

>165cm
Jesus, a GIRL is considered short if she's that height where I live. Manlets truly never learn.

Araragi is a deconstruction of a traditional harem protagonist.
Unattractive, stupid, friendless lolicon who wins zero fights and who gets into a long term sex filled relationship in the first arc.

I want to fuck her loli-self

>Other forms are trash.
Shinobu's loli cunny begs to differ

SHINOBU'S LOLI CUNNY IS DENIED, ONLY ADULT SHINOBU IS BEST!

She's got nice collarbones.

>araragi hayai
What the fuck was that scene even supposed to be about?
I mean shit I loved it but wtf was it about

protect

Teen>Kiss-shot>Loli form

Isnt it simply araragi discovering full powered vampires abilities when he had an urgent need to get from point a to point b?
Ofc Shaft made it look somewhat surreal as is to be expected.

>Unattractive
nah brah.

also he beat up hachikuji once that counts as a fight win

>discovering full powered vampires
Didn't he already do that when he saved Hanekawa from G-Cutter by creating that tree? I thought his statement about "now I really can't go back to being human" implied as such.

They sacrificed their heights for smaller waistlines.

He used the super speed to go and save Hanekawa, then he made the tree.

She helps Araragi and she can fly and she helps Araragi

Kiss-Shot is like 6'3 to be fair.

>Araragi
>unattractive

Awful bait.

> people that still think Shinobu and Kiss-Shot are different people

I want a gatari on my lap too!

based on that scaled chart, kiss-shot/shinobu could not put her chin above his head if he was sitting over her lap. this has already been questioned before it has been animated. i guess that is why she is too big there on that screenshot compared to the chart.

I like how Bat sits with her legs open in the least refined ways possible. She did it in Kizu when she ate GC too. Is it because she's such a NEET she's forgotten proper manners?

Maybe she's sitting on a box.

She's quite literally a demon lord, why on earth would she care about irrelevant human manners.

Because muh dignity.

Despite her hardships she remains as pure as a shonen anime protag.

Was it ever specified how old she was when she became nosferatu?

She looks pretty comfy.

>fun to be around
I don't dislike her but she has some of the least fun banter in the series honestly, it's not one of her strengths. Only Nadeko and early series Hanekawa are worse.

>Unattractive
>nah brah.
shinobu owns every part of his body so other girls should keep they paws off him.

Fair. I guess it's cause she's not human, so she can't relate as well, so her bantz aren't at the same level. I still enjoy her, though.

manners is also connected with decency. in kabuki there was this dialogue. personally I think it is only because it was araragi.

>She didn't dislike it.
>Rather, I was forgiven.
>That's why I'm saying she is too magnanimous.
>"Come on, you should be struggling, like Hachikuji. If you don't stop me, I won't be stopping, you know? You're the only one who can protect your own chastity, you know?"
>"I have never protected this chastity thing."

He is not stupid. He is book smart, at least.

Test. I want to post on Sup Forums, but I might be under ip range ban.

Only math book smart. But according to kizu that made the teachers think he was overall smart even during the time he was too depressed to do anything.

He's essentially a retard as the baseline, then he gets a cute girl mentor him full time and gets good at whatever he is mentored in.

He was probably average but particularly shit in math, then became average but extremely good at math, and then after the trial bad at everything but still fairly good at math (he never got another 100 in math after that event).

Man, Shaft's series adaptations look like shit after Kizu. What a bunch of hacks.

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here since they made kizu too.
TV series always look worse than movies regardless of studio, less budget on longer duration.

She isn't that bad though, she acts pretty lady-like most of the time. Deathtopia pretty much taught her to be a bit more vulgar though.

What are you talking about? Owari s2 is one of the best looking tv animes that exist.

That's not the point, blockhead, I said "series adaptation" to distinguish it from the movie. And I'm not even talking about the budget, they are pretty rich anyway. They didn't try to put at least some life into series, it looks like a power point presentation. Sure you can skip some frames but at least try to portray proper emotion. Everyone looks dead in it. Now compare it to Oishi's way of "show don't tell" in Kizu and try to understand.
>m-muh memeframes
>m-m-muh French New Wave
Yeah-yeah, cool style, but Kizu had it too and it mixed up style and proper character animation really well.

>He was probably average but particularly shit in math, then became average but extremely good at math, and then after the trial bad at everything but still fairly good at math (he never got another 100 in math after that event).
and after 5years at the age of 23, he went back to square one because his math skills completely dried out.

Is this bait?

be
where the fuck is my Rarararagi?

It looks pretty much the same as it ever was, why would they change a formula that's already proven to work?

>It looks pretty much the same as it ever was
What did he mean by this?
I hope you aren't comparing Kizu and series, they don't look the same at all

It's probably more that school math and college math are two different beasts, and the latter require some passion and dedication to fully absorb. He probably ended up burned by it just trying to get his degree, especially having to do it alone without Sodachi backing him up anymore in his final years.

Protect the smile of

I mean the fucking TV series, why do you keep bringing kizu into this? It's pretty much it's own thing with how different it is.

I mean, presumably it was at 27, as that's her physical age at her full power.

No, she was around 20
She's in 27 y.o. form because it's an optimal age for good physical condition

>165 cm
>55 kg
imagine

She needs a form between teen and Kiss-shot where she maintains maximum adult beauty before the slightly vicious look in her 27 year old form. Maybe a 23 year old.

The "Shinobu Teen" form.

#1

I want to be manhandled by Kissshot

I just got done watching Mayoi Hell. It was beautiful. I'm going to have to do a quick rewatch later for scenary and reaction image screencaps.

Does the rest of the season hold up?

>redditgahara

Probably because three quarters of it gets cut. Unless you have heard their dumb conversations about which part of the loli is the best or how Araragi should have impregnated Hachikuji.

>that Yuba with 0s across the board
Is this the dawn of a new oddity girl who must be saved?

Ep1 has the most backround porn
The characters look great in every shot

>the whole neighborhood is flooded with Kanbaru's BL novels

Damn. That really was hell.

>sex filled relationship

WALKED

This is the idea female body. You might not like it, but this what peak aesthetics looks like.

That's a pity, but it gives me a reason to go be productive instead of watching it right now.

Well, it is Hell.

I don't dislike Snake.
She looks cuter after the new haircut too.

From what I understand him feeling like shit after the Sodachi incident had a knock-on effect on his grades and he kept disappointing the people who had high expectations so much on top of hating himself that he eventually just gave up altogether.

>She needs a form between teen and Kiss-shot where she maintains maximum adult beauty before the slightly vicious look in her 27 year old form. Maybe a 23 year old.
the form you are looking for is probably what was in karen ogre.

>Looking up, I saw she had blond hair in a bun.
>An older girl, around 20, sporting trousers.
>“H-huh? Before, at the foot of the mountain, I met a girl who looked like a relative of yours.”
>“Ah. That’s my cousin.”
>She declared—so powerfully there was questioning the declaration.
>Well, their faces are built similarly, so it’s probably true. Although, Blond Bun-san was about the same height as me.

I can't wait to see that form of shinobu. all we have in the chart here is @18yrs old and then it jumped @27yrs old.

Crab's womb will only accepts kaiki's sperm and her vagina shuts close if it's not kaiki's cock. Even her hair only remains smooth, silky and get longer fast if she use kaiki's sperm as her conditioner.

Yuba is a guy. If I remember correctly he plays baseball or something and only cares about that.

I'd say he's still right in regards to the novels too, everyone gets shit cut out and Shinobu's nowhere near the worst case of it, Kabuki having chapters cut out sucks and all but compare that to Kanbaru for example, who outright hasn't had a single arc of hers adapted well period.

Shinobu's not terrible at dialogue or anything by other means but I'd agree that a lot of the others are just better at it.

t. Kaiki

Senjougahara is only for Papagahara, go back to crying manchild tears over Tooe (who doesn't even like you in that way) while watching her daughter molest girls & Araragi from afar.

She's a good onee-san.

sexually eat the loli version of

>a skinny girl with crabs
>ideal female body

is there some background info on each of raragi classmates ?
i'm curious

Shinobu does some really cool other things with her dialogue beyond banter the the others don't do. She steers conversations in ways that attack issues from the side and just generally puts a lot of subtext into what she says. I'm not going to argue too hard if someone says she's not the strongest at straight banter, but she's definitely in the top ranks of general conversation.

>Araragi should have impregnated Hachikuji.
this was just her teasing though. she gave him a vampire punch just before he could actually do that in shinobu time. IMO, that just her conditioning araragi to do those things to her. it was pretty obvious in kabuki with all the kissing and hugging stuff she had been putting in his mind.

Yes.
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be pampered by Loli

She's the best partner in life and death that anyone could ask for.

>Kaiki
>Exchanging fluids with anyone but Tooe
"Reeeeeeeeee."

She's not skinny, she's slender, healthy and elegant, she has just enough volume in the "those" places without going overboard to be sensual without ending up looking like a neolithic fertility goddess.

thank you user, that was very informative.
By the way, where does these descriptions come from ?
Is this straight copy-paste from novel or what ?

What a mess of a post I made.