Which would you rather work for?
Which would you rather work for?
Oliver Hernandez
Josiah Anderson
>working
Fuck off you loser.
Luis Williams
Big boss. D-dogs forever. Spetsnaz girl can tag along on the boss wagon.
Caleb Foster
Venom Snake. I'd probably not be a field combatant, so I wouldn't have to worry about dying in battle. I'd probably just help with base maintenance, doing stuff like cooking and cleaning. Someone's got to feed all those soldiers, after all.
Getting roped into helping Kaz build the perfect burger would be fun.
Tyler Myers
What if BB was able to have kids and fucked Balalaika? What would their kid be like?
Owen Wilson
Scarred.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>t. NEET
Carson Martin
Neither
Dominic Harris
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Hunter Johnson
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Hudson Watson
I'd be Balalaika's sex toy.
Logan Hall
HER NAME IS KOKO SHE IS LOCO
Brayden Scott
>Big Boss
>D-Dogs
Colton Moore
I would only work for Bal if the working included this.
Zachary Moore
You're welcome, smelly pedoNEET.
Hudson Phillips
I love Balalaika as a character, but not as a boss. Big Boss all the way. Venom Snake is acceptable too, but. He's no BB.
Asher Bennett
...
Cooper Brooks
We live and die by your orders boss
Gavin Fisher
Balalaika. Her goons have a higher life expectancy. And she's pretty.
Jackson Edwards
>work for Venom
>know that if you die he'll make diamonds from your ashes
Nathan Morales
Entegra's men are just there to die horrifically for the dramatic effect while her super-human subordinates save the day. It's a shit choice.
At least Venom Snake cares about his men, you get free healthcare, payment in diamonds and cool spy training. You might die of parasite infection though if you speak Kikongo.