Cast them

Cast them.

Real girls cannot be intimidating, Satsuki is uncastable.

IN THE NAME OF GOD
YE NOT GUILTY

00's Jennifer Connolly as Satisuki

Amy Schumer and Lesley Jones

Cast her

this cute boy

Two no names that are prefect for the part but will undoubtedly be passed over in favor of a "star" to draw a crowd that will never come.

Scarlett Johanson as Satsuki.

>bra
Fucking ruined.

Please enough with Scarjo. Satsuki is a teenager, the actor should look at least a little bit young.

Who even has Satsuki's aesthetic?

1995 Angelina Jolie as Sats

...

I can not think of a live action young female character that is as intimidating, respectable, and inspirational. I am not aware of a single young actress that would have the presence, charisma, and gravitas to pull Satsuki out.

That's a good fucking choice actually.

But who's Ryuko? Christina Ricci?

...

Theres something very wrong with her face.
Would fuck with a paper bag

Me on the right.

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There's nothing wrong with her face, she's just not as slender. Satsuki has a nearly impossible body.

Erica Mendez and Carrie Keranen.

Young Lady Eboshi for Satsuki.