How does this make you feel americans?

how does this make you feel americans?

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bad :(

God bless America for being the home of porn, with qt uncircumcised dicks like these we might have had a major homo problem.

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Me on the left, feels good.

So there IS such a thing as a “girl penis”!

Doesn't it hurt when you put underwar on a penis without foreskin? It would be painful after a while if i were to walk like that all the time

no joke my dicks skin looks identical to the right

at least it's big and aesthetic tho desu

Feels real bad man.

I'll never know true pleasure.

Hey, hey, can we lay off the Americans for a little while? C'mon.

I fucking spilled my drink

Feels good being a master race European

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The fuck is this, a picture of a baby's penis?

Disgusted, because I'm not a pedo.

nope not at all, however it is literally impossible for me to fap without lube. Even spit doesn't work at all because it dries up to quick, I have to have lotion or lube or it is literally impossible for me to fap, even one stroke will be awful friction pain

FUCK OFF IT'S NOT MY FAULT I WAS BORN WITH A THICK SKIN AROUND MY PEE PEE

Am I the only American without a uncut dick?

meh

WHO CARES AS LONG AS IT REACHES HER CERVIX

Holy shit you mean I could last even shorter in bed? I didn't think it was possible.

Do parents just uncaringly agree to multilate their son’s penis? Why would they ever do this.

>my dick has been sliced up and deformed
>at least it's big and aesthetic tho desu
>desu

*With
Not enough coffee, fuck you.

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>Muh dick

Why do some uncut dicks look so weird? I mean I'm uncut myself but how does the left one pull back his skin? It looks so disgusting.

>mfw lube is part of the jewish problem

Cut looks better, you faggots. Better than that femcock on the left.

Hey don't make fun of americans, it wasn't their choice.
They should be redpilled on this problem and not let their future children be hurt.

It feels bad. You'd feel pretty bad too if you were mutilated as a child with no say.

Oh well, at least I'm not a gypsy.

You should defoo your parents.

Sad penis :(

yep, i am cut, but my son is not,

>femcock

what does that even mean

Go see a doctor if you can't pull your foreskin back like in Op's pic. That's how a normal dick is supposed to work, man.

congrats you're the only non jew american

Don't feel bad if you are mutilated, just remember to save your children from that.

Sweden as a country is a homo problem.

Lol same here but i didnt cut up my dick
Just a little practice in the bath every day work wonder

Theres a program to help you regrow your foreskin

19 here so ill be getting it while I can, basically just a cone and some weights to help regrow it, but it is recoverable

Remember, the best thing you can do as a father if this happened to you, is make sure your future son wont be getting it
My grandfather was against it, wish my folks had listened to him, they fell for the hygiene meme

>why would this ever happen?
Jews.

When you're still just a little kid it does. The years of rubbing callous the whole thing and you end up with a dried up, calloused numb dead dick. Fuck circumcision.

>sage
also
>OP is clearly a faggot

Fine, my mother wasn't a sadist.

A meme flag faggot, no a kekestani meme flag faggot?

I thought us horse fuckers were better than this

I always wondered why in american movies they had to use moister to wank with, I know realise now and it's so sad.

On the bright side you save 5 seconds on cleaning your cock in the shower.

Makes me feel like you've got dick pictures on your hard drive like a literal faggot.

Good luck regrowing all them lost nerves.
The fuck is wrong with American parents.
I'm sad my cat had it's balls chopped off. But you fucks will happily butcher your own children.

Rate mine

This

The suck jobs rock bro. Less stink too. Genital mutilation is fun!

imagine needing lube to take a quick wank

>tfw had an American GF for a couple of years
>tfw she was so curious about my foreskin and for the first week or so would just play around with it

It was very strange

I never asked for this
Fucking Kellogg and the god damned Jews.

>americans willingly turn their glans into a dry wasteland of tissue
do you feel anything at all I wonder

Its not about the foreskin but nerve endings on the head that are forever gone

I'm circumcised and I used to only jerk off without lube. There's still plenty of extra skin to move to get off. With lube it actually used to take too long. Now I use lube more often than not. When I cum, the tip of my dick is so sensitive to the point where I can't stand to touch it. Cool meme though.

are you guys wiping your ass with your dick after taking a shit or something? because thats the only reason I see to defend circumcision because "me clean muh dick fast"

>that scene in american pie 2 where they all get lube to wank

Honestly feel sorry for cutcucks

Mutts wouldn't know. The Jew chooses for them ...

Did you let the Jews circumcise you? I had the same problem but stretched it and it's been normal since

I remember using sprays and it felt cold on my shaft

>left is a youthful little guy
>right is a shriveled old mad that forgot to use lotion