Americans BTFO !

Wow, this is so true ...

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Ban cars. Too many Car accidents. Also, sage.

American solution sounds more fun, and it prevents the ecological damage that shitloads of nets would cause.

Land shark guns would combine the best of both!

>australia gun prohibition

nice string of random words OP, let's see how it matches reality

why do Australians bath in the ocean

How is having pet shark body guards not the superior scenario?

It's only stupid because humans don't have agency over sharks.

If they did, this would be reasonable. A shark that would defend you, would be a substantial defense against another shark.

what is the gun control equivalent of a shark net?

>If they did, this would be reasonable. A shark that would defend you, would be a substantial defense against another shark.

my obamashark is getting old how do i renew this

What? Prohibiting lawful citizens from having self defence increased rape, crime and homicides? Must be a fluke!?

WHAT?? THE EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED IN ENGLAND???

Tell me you would rather have a net than a shark bodyguard. You can't.

sharks don't pose a threat to humans, stop spreading this jaws tier shit propaganda

AND CHINA????

tell that to the guy who got killed by a bullshark down the road- these sharks have NO parents, they have NO direction and they're only breeding and creating more shark problems.

AND CAMBODIA???!

Can't dodge bullets though can you

is that you mick? hey

sharks are mans best water friend. anyone worth their weight has a shark bro bodyguard.
get a grip, emus are just jealous sharks see the RED WHITE AND BLUE and instantly want to protect us in the oceans.

If only there was an MSM Expert here who could tell us if there is a pattern... if only ...

She protec

Put she also attacc

holy shit that insert comment. brutal, did mexico ever recover?

exterminating niggers?

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The American solution would be to put signs up saying to swim at your own risk, then someone would swim anyway and try to sue when he got his arm bitten off.

but sharks have a mind of their own.
I fucking hate leftists and their broken logic so goddamn much

segregation

If the analogy is about illegal aliens, then I agree.

In America whites build swimmong pools so that their kids won't have to swim with brown people

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she a qt

this, seems gross

Which amendment allows us to keep and bear sharks?

This is true. Works with dogs.

>The absolute state of gun nuts

everybody get a shark.. with firkkin lasers for eyes... to protect you from normie sharks
>FFY

pretty soon you won't even be allowed to keep bear arms

Let's ban death. Seriously, we can put a man on the moon but we can't live forever. What a crock

a shark has a mind of its own dumbshit, its not like a gun and you that needs to be controlled by a smarter human being

>implying australian sharks don't jump out of your loo to bite your cock off

It's more along the lines of
>Shark Attacks at record high
>everyone's forced to keep their baby teeth because of a Shark's rapid reloading assault teeth
>eventually everyone has their teeth removed

More people die from medical malpractice than guns.
Ban hospitals.

look buddy, bullsharks had it rough and they're just new arrivals in the ecosystem.

why can't the left simply address the subject of guns on its own terms instead of making bizarre, nonsensical analogies?

it makes you think that they don't actually know anything about the subject

>Pit bull mauls infant to death
>"Fuck the owners, that dog didn't know what it was doing."
>ISIS agent runs truck over dozens of frogs
>"He's a terrorist scumbag."
>Autistic virgin teenager shoots up his school
>"THIS IS NOT A MENTAL HEALTH ISSUE THIS IS A GUN ISSUE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH WE ARE THE ONLY COUNTRY ETC."

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>we can put a man on the moon but we can't live forever
we could, but the leftist need to keep recycling culture so people will NEVER be unified enough to achieve immortality and free energy

USA: Expect Sharks.

>Aussies will never know this feeling

aus fag here - on holiday in bong land.
because shark attacks are sensationalised by the media.

Last week a group of nippers (30 4-10 year olds) at the local surf club were swimming out to sea on boards. they were out for about 20 minutes while a 10ft tiger shark was swimming under them. Surf instructor knew the whole time - said he's friendly as and just to ignore him.

You’ve probably already gotten honorary American before. I’m throwing honorary Pennsylvanian in there too.

Brilliant analogy.

Too bad the attacks are all faked

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kids reading cue cards

big shark fakenews

implying robotic sharks with freaking lazers on thier heada wouldnt help. not just more sharks bigger and better sharks

The shark is what gets you tho, with a gun it's the person using it that does, so it's a nonsensical metaphor, a false equivalence.

What's with the use of a green screen and editing galore? That vid looks like something an anti gun advocacy group would produce... not a news station.

I had no idea what the Street Sharks were and now I am a more enriched person thanks to you.