>Nearly three-quarters of Americans age 17 to 24 are ineligible for the military due to obesity, other health problems, criminal backgrounds or lack of education, according to government data. That's a harsh reality check for the Pentagon's plan to recruit tens of thousands of new soldiers, sailors, pilots and cyber specialists over the next five years.
TRUMPELO not sure about all this defense spending when monies don't shoot and deploy overseas ... and there are ZERO new soldiers.
Only retards want to join the current year military.
GOOD better to be unemployed than kill of help kill people.
How to prep the best Burger:
>1. Make the burger believe he won't be hired without education
>2. Make education cost so much, the burger will have no choice but to take a loan from a bank.
>3. The burger now has no money, his education is worthless, and nobody will hire him anyways.
>4. Congratulations! Your burger is now ready for war.
Pretty sly there, kike. Problem is it only works on stupid people and there aren't a lot of stupid people wandering around the United States of Ameri--
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not during peacetime. if a war happens, there will be an abundance of volunteers. it's strange how that works with americans, they become a hundred times as patriotic as soon as they are in war.
Source? It wouldn't surprise me diversity and the cultural effects of diversity will inevitable destroy it at some point. Even the intellegent people without criminal background, who are fit for service likley won't be willing to fight israels wars in the middle east.
I'd join. But I can't. Thanks Uncle Sam.
>Israel’s pet is so fucking fat, it’s genetics so piss poor and so incredibly lazy it can no longer be recruited to fight for the interests of its Jewish owner.
Aside from the health problems, why is this bad?
You can’t die for Israel if you’re a fatty
My oldest son just enlisted. He's going to be a combat medic.
But we're Democrats, so, I'm sorry if I triggered anyone.
They should let men in their 40’s who are still in exceptional shape to enlist.
Why the hell would a democrat join the military? He must be the first one
getting patriotic won't help them lose fat and get healthy... at least won't do miracles
Proof. Besides your jackass pic
give me a green card and I will enlist
Silly Jew, I didn't fall for the college scam.
And we'll still kick Slovakia's ass all day any day.
name the time and place.
Um sorry sweetie most military members supported Bernie Sanders
Why so many black pill threads?
fuck off. whites wont be fighting for ZOG.
the chinks, poos, beaners, nigs and assorted shitskin locusts they trafficked will be sacrificed to ZOG, not whites.
You need +83 IQ to join, that must rule out a lot of niggers and mexs.
Maybe chairmen and seamen but most infantry and combat arms are redpilled
>be from slovakia
>be taken seriously
pick one
pic related
who cares when you can just press a button and kill hundreds of mercenary kid-fuckers
Main source of recruits were minorities, and they won't die for Trump, Israel or white america.
My uncle works at the Pentagon and is going to be up for admiral soon. Should I just join the Navy while I'm still young?
>My wife's oldest son*
OP is obviously faggot, but pic related is just a few commie blocks full of gypsies, compared to Detroit it's like a paradise
> be from usa
> be the whole diabetes
Pick none, you have both
American military isn’t the people’s military. It is a mercenary force where minorities sign up to get gibs and be worshiped by boomers and neocon cucks. Hell, a foreigner can sign up in the US military and get citizenship that way. It is not a military, they are not heroes. They are scum who serve ZOG and the federal government’s financial interests.
“Military men are just dumb, stupid animals to be used as pawns in foreign policy.”
Oy vey, so no more cannon fodder for Israel?
This is like six million holocausts all over again.
>criminal records
lmao. but they have no problem accepting immigrant recruits with no knowledge of their "criminal records". this is the same reason that cabbies are so often immigrants. We have to have a clean driving record going back ten tears, but they can just move here whenever and start over.
I was planning to go in as an officer but I was denied. I was charged with a DUI in college, found not guilty but the DMV did a temporary license suspension before I had a court date so to the military it counts as if I was guilty. So instead I perform metallography.
>Dying for Israel
m e 2 f e e l s g o o d
>meme flag
>weak response
>try again
>filtering.exe
>Oy vey!
>Goyim are no longer fit to fight for Israel!
>Quickly, Mordecai, we have to come up with something!
I wonder what will it be? JewSA was clearly most useful for international jewry in its state at the middle and latter half of XXth century, and many local (((alt-right))) La Creaturas wank at this time with pleasure. Perhaps we should await change of trend into more (((conservative))) one to make JewSA into powerful tool again, with many advanced kike agents like Peterstein leading the change, making sure that Anti-Semitism will not have its way into goyim minds in process, and gaining the trust by attacking other, now obsolete, jewish golems.
>Slovakia finally has a chance.
And this is precisely why I went to trade school and make $72,000 welding, with a nice little nest egg with my art.
>be a mutt
>be taken seriously
pick one
pic related
>a rooskie talks about defense readiness
Better off obese than fight for Greater Israel. Hook-nose Kikes btfo.
>amerilars being this triggered
Easy.
JFK style school fitness programme, but the kikes hated that one so much that they had JFK shot
Fuck 'em. I would have been an extremely valuable asset to the military. I refuse to participate in shlomos diversity army that fights for israel.
>Soy face memes
>lack of education
What kind of education do you need for being fucking cannon fodder?
If he is an Admiral yes it will be sweet for you.
> 1 post by this id
I think you forgot to change your flag after you switched ip's, its ok, I wont tell anyone
go ahead and give me another (you)
Of course in future was (next 5 years), all the soldiers will be made out of silicon...
>Nearly 3/4 of americans can't serve
>AMERICA BTFO
>Military only every served by 3% of the population
>Still better than your Slovakia's shitty military
How does it feel to be at the mercy of any nation that so much as sneezes at you?
Sad but true. Alot of them don't even have the pride to cease their shuck and jive untill they are in private.
>Memes memes memes! MEMES1
These have existed and been used before the soyboy/nu-male/cuck memes you fucking retard. I smell newfaggot.
Sorry I couldn't hear you over your obesity rates independent.co.uk
The U.K. is right next to Sweden, you're in no position to talk about Soy.
Don't worry, that's why we're developing AI. Soon you slavshits will get bombed by uncaring automated drones.
Americans get obese to avoid the future draft
USA USA USA!
Not going to happen, you need organic soldiers to control people are for strategical/intelligence use.
>you're welcome for being able to have a country
>you're welcome to be able to speak in a language everyone else can understand
>you're welcome to have the shit existence that you are willfully against because you and your people can't do it yourselves yet criticize when someone from the other side of the world gives it to you
>you're welcome for our continued aid and support for the looming pedophile step dad that is your neighbor to come and rape your country once again
>feel free to enjoy our exports of culture and prosperity to you
>feel free to criticize because we give you that right
>feel free to get mad because you can't do anything about it
omg dude superior slav tech shot down the super duper mega ultra f117 night hawk dont u understand they r litrelly unstoppable lol
so what it was heavily modified and could only detect the f117 when its bomb bay was open and so what thats too late by military standards lol stupid amerikanski
Doesn't matter, future drafts are going to be made up of la creaturas and el goblinos that will make brazil look white.
Isn't the current military basically populated with the poorest of the USA: mexicans and blacks?
The army is full blown queer now and we rely on technology to protect us. China's gonna rule the world in a thick layer of smog in less than 50 years.
Suck on that motherfucking shit you cocksucking assholes!
Fucking faced, in your filthy butt cunt jammed with glass sharded sand!
Oppppphhhhhh
Dick is diamonds, America is going down oppppppphhhhhhh faced
Yep and the newer white recruits tend to be soft pudgy upper middle class/wealthy.
hell yeah, they got to let us in now. general fuckup reporting for duty, sir!
I think zoloft is right for you, user
you ok?
What do these soft wealthy dudes end up doing? They get in as officers? don't have to do much hard shit?
I am also concerned for this user, Joe Doug (your id)
I notice alot of them go in as infantry.
Actually the military primarily recruits out of the upper middle class. Something about the soy fueled feminized world we live in that makes people want to live a military lifestyle. Only then do they find out that the military is also soy fueled and feminine.
And this is based on...? Every service member I know was very much for trump.
t. Im a soldier
don't infantry men have to be in top shape?
In Brazil, those in the infantry have more stringent standards, those with a given number of college credits get to enter as officers and avoid most of the hardcore training.
>age 17 to 24 are ineligible for the military due to lack of education
>lack of education
i thought that was where people with lack of education went in america
So basically the US military is more focused on tech than soldiers at this point?
Not really, got a bad flu and spent the whole night vomiting with severe abdominal pain
Can it be snorted?
Thats quite normal. USA literally cosplay late roman empire history with no exceptions.
No need to. Plenty of current active members who are in debt and need the gibs, who will gladly do another deployment.
POG’s never learn
I don't see why not!
Try it out, keep us posted.
Yes they have higher fitness standards. The hardest part for them is the running but most heavy people have decent base strength so they are usually able to sort them out.
Minorities and Women do all kinds of menial shit.
Us channers would be on Intelligence
Most dumb Chads go for infantry
Smart Chads Smart Women and alot of guys who come off as ex gangbangers who turned their lives around before they DQ'd become officers.
>if a war happens,
If an actual war happens we're fucked.
No, it's more that the actual "poor" in this country are so dysgenic and slovenly that they cannot even put the effort in to enlist.
user please I tried three times but then I had a stroke m8
Goddamn it stop fucking saying this shit, am I the only American that hasn't fell for the Chinese meme? The only thing they are going rule is their shitty fucking country.
That was Serbia. So looks like
>lack of education
is proven at least.
Meh, I'm glad I deployed at least once and got out. I'll probably see more action here at home once shtf
The chink meme is really. We are either going to need an Otto Von Bismarck to come tighten us up or we are fucked.
I keep telling people this country is collapsing like Rome but I always get the flouride stare. Fuck learning history amirite?
>sign up to fight in an illegal proxy war for Israel
Why sign up when you can just wait for the Russian nuke war draft?
Clever.
Can I as a Norwegian join the US Army without a green card? I'm a NEET and might as well die in a zog war. Tall, strong with history of mental illness.
You are so fucking naive.
what is the demographic for drone operators?
for some reason I read this with the voice of George W. Bush
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on ...... shame on you. Fool me ..... you can't get fooled again.
they will if they get ordered to, or else they will face the firing box themeselves you fucking dip ship, its called chain of command....most of the generals are white christian males ... you dont become a general with out being the best our country has to offer