Best racist jokes

Hello Sup Forums this might be Sup Forums tier but I'll give it a shot since this place seems like the best source of racist jokes. Give me your meanest shit about every damn minority, all in good fun, of course!

How do you get the phone number from a qt jewess? You roll up her sleeve.

What's the difference between a black man and a spoon? A spoon can feed a family.

What do you call it when you give 1 million Hutus machetes?
Rwandan genocide.

Why do Jewish women love circumcised men? They love everything 10% off.

How do you know Jesus wasn't black?

Because he knew who his father was

Make that 25% + tax

What's black and white and rolling down a pier?

A black fellow fighting a seagull over a French fry.

What do you call 400 black men in uniform.
Cell block D.

What's the difference between a black gentleman and a set of tires?

The tires don't start singing when you put chains on them

What's the difference between a nigger and sidewalk dogshit?
The dogshit eventually turns white and stops stinking.

How do you need 4 white college dudes from raping a female classmate?

Throw them a folding table, 20 solo cups, a twelve pack of bud lite, and a ping pong ball.