Hello Sup Forums this might be Sup Forums tier but I'll give it a shot since this place seems like the best source of racist jokes. Give me your meanest shit about every damn minority, all in good fun, of course!
How do you get the phone number from a qt jewess? You roll up her sleeve.
What's the difference between a black man and a spoon? A spoon can feed a family.
What do you call it when you give 1 million Hutus machetes?
Rwandan genocide.
Why do Jewish women love circumcised men? They love everything 10% off.
How do you know Jesus wasn't black?
Because he knew who his father was
Make that 25% + tax
What's black and white and rolling down a pier?
A black fellow fighting a seagull over a French fry.
What do you call 400 black men in uniform.
Cell block D.
What's the difference between a black gentleman and a set of tires?
The tires don't start singing when you put chains on them
What's the difference between a nigger and sidewalk dogshit?
The dogshit eventually turns white and stops stinking.
How do you need 4 white college dudes from raping a female classmate?
Throw them a folding table, 20 solo cups, a twelve pack of bud lite, and a ping pong ball.
How you call a nigger with a screwdriver up his ass? Black & Decker
How do you call a cash register in Israel? A Jewish piano
How you call a bunch of niggers on a beach? A cat litter
What's the difference between a nigger and an ape? The ape is still in the jungle
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phonebooth? all of them.
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? Nobody knows. They keep slipping down the drain.
Less racist and more sexist, but that goes on Sup Forums, right.
What does Hillary Clinton, Ann Coulter, and a tampon all have in common? They are all white and stuck up cunts.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fought over a penny.
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>how long does it take for niggers to take a shit?
9 months
why aren't there fortune tellers in Africa? because niggers have no future
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: none, they'll just make the stupid goyim do it for them
>Where does jewish niggers go?
To the back of the gas chamber.
uma delicia
did he though
Joseph yes, but his real father was absent
What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A Rotweiler
Shit
What do you call five black people having an orgy?
A Threesome.
Traditional Romanian soup recipe:
>1. steal someone else's soup
How do you tell your real estate agent is from Srebrenica?
He asks you "bones or no bones?" When showing you lots.
>12 pack between 4 guys
Nope
What's the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
What's the niggers triathlon?
Running to the swimming pool and biking back.
What's transparent and laying in a ditch?
A nigger who got the shit kicked out of him.
Why do lions always luck their assholes???
To get the taste of nigger out of their mouth.
*lick
Nigger walks into a bar with a vulture on his shoulder
Barman ask; where did you get that ugly fucking thing?
Vulture says; Africa, there's millions of the cunts
i cried user
god bless
What did William Shakespeare write in 1598?
Your fucking jokes
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>Australia in 1598
>Ooga booga booga worship big rock
How do you stop a bunch of negroes from raping a white girl? Throw a basketball
Whats faster than a bullet? A Jew with a coupon.
Why are niggers so good at basketball?
Because all you have to know how to do is shoot, steal and run.
I don't get it
back when nogs were slaves in america, southerners wanted slave population to count for house of reps, so the three-fifths compromise was made which stated that 5 blacks was equal to 3 white men.
3/5th compromise. Blacks count as 3/5ths of a person.
oh of course thanks guys!
Here's a biology one. What's found on the inside of every cell?
Black people.
What's the difference between a nigger and dog shit?
Eventually the dog shit turns white and stops stinking.
Why aren't there any Wal-Mart's in Afghanistan?
Because there is a Target on every corner.
Why did the Jews wander around in a desert for 400 years?
Somebody lost a quarter.
What's white and 14 inches long?
Absolutely nothing
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If you know what's good, you will never EVER call a black man the N word.
Neighbor.
Why are there only two pallbearers at a black persons funeral?
A garbage can only has two handles
What do Romania and Cher have in common?
Neither is human?
What's black and sticks to windows?
Coondensation
How many whites does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Whites will screw anything.
How do white guys satisfy their wives?
They hire a pool boy.
What did the white kid get for standing up to the black bully at school?
Knocked out.
>4 guys to a 12 pack
>need a folding table AND a ping pong table to play beer pong
>still playing beer pong
You have been confirmed for a beta 12 year old.
Gypsies, tramps and thieves.
What do you call a nigger on the moon? A problem
What do you call 2 niggers on the moon? A bigger problem
What do you call all the niggers on the moon? Problem solved
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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
>Niggers
Is your joke that blacks are aggressive violent thugs?
Take your humor back to Popeyes niglet
Kek'd and checked
t. white virgin manlet
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What do white people and fences have in common?
They get jumped by Mexicans.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Neither have they
Kek
Why do niggers have white palms?
>everyone has a little good in them
How do you starve a nigger to death?
>hide his food stamps under his workboots
What is worse than the Holocaust?
Six million jews.
>I was walking down the street and I saw a nigger carriyng a TV
>Then I thought:"That looks like mine"
>But then I remembered that mine was at home cleaning my shoes
When does a black guy become a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.