All of Shinji's problems would be solved if he had a backbone

>All of Shinji's problems would be solved if he had a backbone

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>implying Asuka likes Shinji that way
stop reading re-take

Yea, but he's a 14 year old kid, what do you expect?

t. Someone who hasn't watched the rebuilds

This meme again.

>>most of Shinji's problems would be solved if Misato fucked Shinji
ftfy

>All of user's problems would be solved if he had a backbone

>All of Asuka's problems would be fixed if he had cum in her instead of next to her.

>rebuild
into the trash it goes

Not just that, he's a lonely, self-loathing, depressed kid with abandonment issues because his dad's a dick, his mum died, those who raisef him never showd him love and he's surrounded by retards and failures who are either blaming him for things that are not his fault, or being incompetent and uncaring.
On top of this, he's also made to fight world-ending aliens, with the fate of the entire world resting on him.
It's a miracle how he handled it so well, all things considered.

Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree on the following?

>Mari should not exist
>Gendo was a shit father
>Asuka > Misato > Rei
>the timeskip was an asspull
>Shinji was a whiny fag but it was understandable given the circumstances

Does Sup Forums likes rebuild of eva?
Ramiels animation was glorious.

yes it is

>all of x's problems would be solved if x didn't have any problems
Woah.

The sequels are meh.

>if angels reach Lilith, humanity is extinct down to the molecular level
>if Nerv's plan succeeds, humanity assimilates into goo and becomes God
There's literally no way for him to win. Fuck off newfag. Also shinji is 14 and forced to fight terrifying alien lifeforms to save humanity from extinction. What were you doing at 14? Probably on Sup Forums just jacking it to traps and crying about not having a girlfriend. You aren't half the man shinji is.

The communication problems and spines of middle school students had very little bearing on the global conspiracy to sacrifice humanity to the god they would make, anyway. Shinji's control and relevance to the plot before Third Impact was whether or not Angels killed everybody first, like he was already stopping.

I want to prey on Asuka's emotional insecurities and entrap her with a pregnancy!

>Save the world 15 times, no one gives a shit
>Finally burn out, everyone calls you a pussy
being Shinji is suffering

Thats like everyone here

STOP

No they wouldn't. That was the point of 2.0. Shinji had a backbone and look where it got him.

>Asuka >
No. She is shit. The shittiest girl in the entire series. Even whatshername labcoat is better.

Ritsuko

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Cruel words and actions as always, God will never be happy again.

>that asuka

man of supreme taste

I can never tell whether or not this comic was written seriously. Could he really be this ignorant?

>all of Neon Genesis Evangelion's problems would be solved if Lilim had crashed her spaceship back when angels ruled earth
this is how dumb you sound OP

Then he literally wouldn't be Shinji anymore.

Fuck, meant hadn't.

t. Someone who hasn't read the manga

No it's not.

This. CGIshit to cut costs needs to die.

>Rei >Misato >Asuka

Fix´ed for you. But i am agree with the rest

What if Kaworu was the MC?

He'd be straighter than Shinji, for sure.

He'd fuck all the girls in the first episode

The show would have been a whole lot more interesting.

Ritsuko should have just kidnapped Shinji and Asuka and lock them in a room untill the fucked.

But Misato wanted to be his mom

>all of a character problems stemming from their personality, character, and flaws would be solved if their personality, character, and flaws were changed

1.11 was fun for scenes like Ramiel. HD extended Ramiel always makes my dick hard.
2.22 I liked as a fan. It was self referential enough to be fun but not annoying.
3.33 was a missed opportunity. If 2.22 was a constant wink to fans, 3.33 was missing the point. More Evas, more Berserk, more distant parental figures, more waifu, and more Kaworu without any appreciation for why people liked those things in the original.

I also agree, but
>Misato > Rei > Asuka
There's better porn of Asuka though, which my dick has no problem with.

Smugs his way through everything. Destroys every angel effortlessly while humming the ninth.

The rebuilds are a series of contrived coincidences that fucki shinji's life up, because if rebuild shinji went through all of NGE, things would end up considerably better.

I don't know, I enjoyed it since it was a nice departure from the typical mecha protag, it also kinda stopped me from going way too deep down the weeb hole.

No, if Kaworu was the MC it would be about him commanding the angels to defeating the lilin.
The humans would be the bad guys.

If shinji had a better personality the moment GNR shows up and grant all his wishes, i assume he could stop instrumentality before it even began.

>Humans killed girl Ramiel
They already are the bad guys

Oh, please.
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Kaworu is a fratricidal lilinfag.

Only because the plot demanded he be.
It was the only way to stop his overpowered ass from obliterating everyone.

God, I hate that unofficial doujin. Shit art, ooc for all character and even bastardized every charcter that the author didn't like, and also overrated shit for evageeks fags.

>tfw Asuka and Karwou is best pairing.

Don't forget it literally stole panels from the Sadamoto manga

And so his overpowered ass would canonically choose to obliterate angels instead.

>re-take

Literally autism ramped up to 11.

delet

>All of Guts' problems wouldn't have happened if Griffith wasn't so ambitious and proud

You must be bait.

What do you think?

*solves all Shinji problems*

But bro that's true.

He wouldn't desu.
He knows lilin are lame as shit.

If that is what you got out of Eva, then the show was - quite literally - too deep for you.

Godamn.

His gay fuccboi is a lilin tho.

Not anymore.

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Rei could have taken him

That's why I said the art is shit.

>m-muh diccc

Yeah, taken his godcock up her vagina

>muh realistic teenager
Who cares, being realistic doesn't automatically make a character good. Shinji brings nothing to the table except angst and self loathing. He's a static protagonist with very little character development.
>inb4 he mans up
He just goes back to square one, every time.

How did Sadamoto not sue for this shit? He's making money off of plagiarized work.

Suing really isn't a thing in japan like it is in burgerland.

There's more but I'm lazy to search it.

>unofficial doujin
Redundancy. Every doujin is unofficial.
Also i dont really mind it as long as people are able to differentiate canon series (which is open ended) and fanfiction, which can go any direction.

I don't mind re-take. It provided plot to my fapping and was actually finished, unlike the official manga at that time.

You clearly haven't seen EoE, or if you have, you misunderstood it entirely.

As many times as she has to.

>hey there's the girl I like lets go choke her
nope still a basket case

Shinji is hardly realistic. He is a depression caricature, a very extreme example.
>Very little character development
Now you are just wrong, at least by EoE.

Doujin just means self published. Manga artists can make doujin of their own work.

More like
>hey there's that cunt I despise that made my life a living hell, let's go choke her
Sounds completely sane to me

Nah, there's some official Kawoshin doujins that have been licensed by Gainax

are you fucking for real?

Unless those extremely rare situations such as the panty and stockings one, why would you self publish your own IP?

Yes, anyone would murder Asuka given the chance.

The Godannar staff sold doujin to fund season two.

Kaworu doesn't give a fuck about angels!

Take that back you colossal nigger.

To toss out some fun, non-canon ideas to your audience. It's not unheard of. Yuhki Kamatani did an extremely non-canon doujinshi crossover between Nabari no Ou and Shounen Note, just as a random example.

Kaworu would spear any angel given the opportunity!

REEEEEEEEEEEE

Wow, that's a great idea. Shinji should just stop being weak, that would solve all of his problems!
Just tell that to Shinji. "Stop being a pussy". I'm sure he hasn't thought of that.

Long may lilin reign!

>all of Asuka's problems would be solved if Shinji had fucked her

All my problems would be solved if she had managed to kill herself in that bathtub.

*Kaji

>LOOK AT ALL THAT MERCHANDISE
>THAT MEANS THE SHOW IS NOT WHAT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DUMMIES

This type of relationships are always nice.

If Shinji had just statred with the Greeks. Everything would be solved by logic and reason by the end of episode 8.