I have special information from NPR this afternoon that the Russians are pushing a extremist gun agenda. They call for teachers to carry guns. For what purpose no one can know but probably to execute students.
Mason Sanders
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Luke Butler
Wtf I love gun control now thanks Trump
Jose Baker
You'll suck his Jew cock until the end of time you fucking reddit niggers.
Cooper Bennett
Look — I get it. I’ve been a part of this movement since the golden escalator ride, but it’s now time to admit it; we were duped. Drumpf flipped on gun control and is now anti-2nd amendment, the movement has lost steam, and all your hopes and dreams are swirling down the toilet bowl like a fat steaming DRUMPF.
It’s totally hopeless, but listen: don’t do it. There’s more to life than just politics. You were totally betrayed by drumpf, but just because the movement is over doesn’t mean that your life should be over.
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at: 1 (800) 273-8255
Connor Sanchez
Good to see Piers becoming more and more MAGA
More the merrier
Nathan Gomez
AWOO!
Nicholas Lopez
MAGA!
Austin Jones
To the Bartbois coming here, please learn how to read
Jason Ross
>Piers as guest >Not Alex
Camden Wood
BAN ASSAULT FINGERS
Christopher Ross
AWOO~
Robert Wood
TRUTH
Isaiah Rivera
>durr where's the bump stock we need to make fingers illegal
Jackson Adams
Why is Piers wearing lipstick in that picture?
Josiah Cruz
WHY IS TRUMP KEKING ON THE SECOND AMENDMENT???
PLS STOP TRUMP PLS
Owen Cox
I'M ON TO YOU, GLOBALISTS
Colton Williams
awoo awoo awoo
Jeremiah Rivera
Drumpfshits are so delusional they think Trump orchestrated this North-South thaw. I'm sure you think that without Trump Koreans couldn't tie their shoelaces and make their own breakfasts, amirite?
North and South have wanted to get this shit started for years Every time they got close, the (((United States of America))) pulled some shit to scupper their progress South Koreans got fed up, uncovered the satanic American-connected cult ruling over their country and removed their puppet. In new elections they voted for this leftwing guy, basically the Bernie/Corbyn of Korea, who's central focus was unification/peace And both sides are finally casting aside America and getting this going This has nothing to do with Drumpf, they're doing this against heavy US pressure
Without the NK boogeyman, America loses its excuse to be in north east Asia. Japan already wants you out because your soldiers are basically the rapefugees of Japan. But America can't afford to lose its strategic footing there. Remember, the big game is against China and Russia.
Expect a false flag soon and Drumpf whipping his retarded 56% population into war fever.
Kayden Sanchez
Look — I get it. I too have been a part of this movement since the golden escalator ride, and as much as it pains me to admit: we were duped. Drumpf flipped on gun control and is now anti-2nd amendment, the movement has lost steam, and all your hopes and dreams are swirling down the toilet bowl like a fat steaming DRUMPF.
It’s totally hopeless, but listen: don’t do it. There’s more to life than just politics. You were totally betrayed by drumpf, but just because the movement is over doesn’t mean that your life should be over.
Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at: 1 (800) 273-8255
Easton Hall
twitter rampage distracting Tucker edition
Cooper Morgan
BAN ASSAULT FINGERS!
Robert Campbell
GET THE RUSSIAN TROLLS OUT OF MY HEAD!!
Cooper Harris
>mfw Trump sparks another gun panic and I get to sell the shit I bought during the lull after Obama's last one
Carson Green
How low can you guys go?
Anderson Cooper is calling you guys out for your stupid conspiracies
Parker Sanders
what a rude as fuck moron
Juan Jenkins
Racism is not the answer.
Evan Martinez
>literal pagan wizard
Carson Cook
COLD
DEAD
HANDS
Jace Wilson
trump bump
Eli Hall
SHALL BE INFRINGED >SHALL BE INFRINGED
Chase Gonzalez
cause he is on tv, why does he have a terrible shade, thats a much better question
Jeremiah Thompson
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Dominic Cook
Guys, isn't Tucker just the dreamiest?
Samuel Clark
TUCC PURGES THE HOMELESS
Robert Taylor
Friendly reminder that the OG neocons are firmly behind Trump.
Everyone from Infowars is banned from Fox News. Too much bad publicity. Remember the shitstorm when Alex went on Megyn Kelly?
Dylan Cook
>expecting anything from sleepy sessions
Tyler Williams
I think your frog is broken.
Kayden Powell
IS TUCKER TALKING ABOUT THE POO IN LOO?
Evan Myers
Reminder that these are the same people who made fun of the hurricane victims because they were from red states.
Charles Garcia
Racism is an analytical tool to find solutions.
Chase Johnson
You're next. I'm not going to stop until you have full blown AIDS.
Jordan Howard
He'll never impress Tucker at this rate
Jason Moore
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Isaac Thomas
>Supports (((Israel))) >Supports DACA >Supports Gun Control STOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPP RIGHT FUCKING NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Jaxson Turner
How are homeless camps a thing? It is literally a crime to be homeless in my entire state.
Jayden Thompson
Oh shit, Ryan.
Chase Phillips
...
Dominic Mitchell
>broward fags thought they could march into tallahassee and throw a temper tantrum to get floridaman to budge on gun rights
top fucking kek
Luis Young
Truth.
Aaron Foster
I really hate being an american.
Caleb Brown
Whats wrong with living in a tent in a biome without 4 seasons?
Why would you need more?
Mason Cook
Guys, why do Trump associates keep lying and then pleading guilty ? I don't understand why they would lie if they don't have anything to hide ?
Juan Morales
haters will say its photoshopped!
Jackson Price
Satan confirms
Joseph Ward
>they actually brought in kids from the school to pressure Florida lawmakers to ban "assault weapons" >the vote still failed thank you Florida for not cucking to anti-gun hysteria because "m-muh kids :("
...unlike Trump who is currently anti-gun now
Jonathan Bennett
Don't worry, apparently Florida doesn't have to do anything because Trump is going to ban private sales, bump stocks, and introduce an AWB.
Kevin Perry
Under 2 weeks until national Amnesty Day.
Under 2 weeks until you realize Joe was right.
Cucking out in guns is only the beginning boys...
Ayden Baker
It's going to be a new semester and I have a new round of dumbasses to teach. Try to learn from these stories. I'd like a normal semester for once. Feel free to share your own college stories if you know dumbass classmates.
> Tell class the specific name of the textbook for the class > neon haired dyed hippo suggests Twitter and Tumblr to be substituted instead
> greasy neckbeard asks me if I ever heard of Mencius Moldbug and proceeds to give me a monotone rant about democracy that I pretend to listen to so he doesn't feel bad
> Student comes in during office hours to pitch to me his great idea about "the next Facebook with a political twist" and how he wants me to get a colleague from the CS department to join his project > Seriously thinks I'd get someone I don't even know to waste time writing code for some 18 year old faggot and his shitty idea
> Every semester, at least two niggers in class. One who "looks up to Obama" so he picked PoliSci because he doesn't know what else to do. The other hates white people and picked it as some sort of challenge, like "I can do it too". > Future Obama drops after a week. > Anti-white sticks it out but ends up with an F at the end of the semester.
> Require students to cite sources for papers > At least one student tries to copy another's list of citations thinking I'll never check > Spend so much time tweaking crap to make it look different only to screw up because the person they copied from made up their sources
> Gay Jewish professor > Always get one super hot tall white guy in my class every semester. > He drops and switches majors. > Left with nothing but racially and/or gender ambiguous dipshits who visit me during office hours to share their clever jokes about Drumpf
> There is a "head SJW" in every class who is even more SJW than the rest. > Always tries to correct me on inane bullshit > Turns in absolute fucking terrible papers that look like they were written on "parody a SJW' threads on Sup Forums
Justin Cook
QUIT PLAYING VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES
Connor Ramirez
Like who? Flynn didn't lie; Manafort didn't lie.
Cameron Ortiz
libshits
Carson Mitchell
assuming you had the same birthyear, what else would you want to be?
Logan Peterson
hahaha >our wealthiest cities run by progressives all are starting to look like Port Au Prince
SHITHOLES CONFIRMED
Colton Moore
This is old but still good from GQ. It highlights how what liberals demand after mass shootings is mostly symbolic measures that will have almost no effect.
Noah Sanchez
I'm going to debunk you now, shill
>Condi Rice Negress wants to remain relevant. Who cares.
>Cheney attacks Iran So? Everyone except Obama and literal retards was against that
>Cheney takes a break from bashing Trump to praise him Media thinks Cheney's unpopularity is a good way to bash Trump
>Rumsfeld See Condi Rice
1/10 because you put effort in
Brayden Cox
They lied about things that happened back in 2012, before Trump even decided to run?
Wtf I want drumpf impeached now!
William Mitchell
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Wyatt Johnson
Is this another Trump says "lets fix DACA" but secretly he knows it won't be fixed and doesnt want it to be episode just to shut up Dems and come out on top?
Trump wants a review of bump stocks. They were already reviewed by Obama Admin and deemed legal. They will reach the same result. Trump will say he recommended they be banned but knows damn well they can't be.
Aiden Russell
>Progressives Just call them what they are, communists, and if you're afraid to call them that, equate them to plutocrats.
Easton Barnes
Hey trump, how about you define what an assault weapon is before you ban them!? Fucking cuck is just as bad as every other uniparty swamp creature.
Anthony Miller
Even Joe admits to this
Evan Hughes
Hi, gun loving democrat here but seriously its time to ban guns.
William Brown
cold
dead
TINY
HANDS
Angel Sanders
that's what it sounds like to me
Chase Watson
Guy talking about his grandpa's gun here. Phone camera isn't working to take a pic with, but it's a .22 and is apparently made out of polished wood I think?
Eli Roberts
>dat Walking Dead style music while going through the homeless camp
lel
David Gutierrez
>Tucker's face when the one Democrat he has some respect for starts talking about muh wage gap and muh minorities when he brought him on to talk about the death of white America That was honestly sad to watch.
Isaiah Peterson
>buying a gun before may
like taking candy from a baby
Jayden Parker
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Connor Nguyen
What are the details with Trump hosting these kids tomorrow??
How many will be there?? Will any of this shit be broadcast live, or is it a closed session??
Juan Cox
hey british bro good to see you again
William Morales
neat, did you make that?
Asher Lopez
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Dominic Morris
So how do you explain his tweet a few mins ago desiring to ban private sales and giving the government the power to halt all legal gun sales by just not answering the phone at NICS?
Gabriel Perez
((((California))))
Asher Clark
joe is gonna get btfo when trump doesnt ban bump stocks
Jose Anderson
lol? i only sim city
Aiden Brooks
BASED SAN FRANCISCO
Oliver King
Former gun supporter here. It's hilarious watching the AR-15 crash and burn. But seriously, we can't let Armalite get the bump stocks.
