Cakes deserve to die alone

cakes deserve to die alone

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>OP-posite day

cakes deserve to be loved.

OP is a faggot, as usual.

What's the oldest a cake can be before it spoils?

love cake
nominate cake
vote cake
waifu cake
marry cake
procreate with cake

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where my C92 cake idol doujins at

Un-scanned as always.

so does OP
but unlike cakes, OP's fate is a reality

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You're under arrest for being a faggot!

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They're actually younger than some of us.

i'd eat them all

*get gobbled up by

sadly, I'm no shota anymore. But if I was, that'd be great.

Not before I get to pump&dump them once.

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Cakes aren't virgins.
Think about their age and how many different dicks they have sucked to this moment.

They're still anal virgins

That only turns me on more.

Most who aren't married and are over 30 do.

cakes are a miracle of the universe

Cakes and pantyhose are like bread and butter

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Reminder that cakes are cakes because they have horrible personalities so nobody bothers with them.

2D cakes are virgins.

But the point of a cake is to take a broken lonely woman and allow her beautiful self to blossom.

Natsuki deserves birthday nakadashi.

After marriage, you mean.

Why are cakes taller than teens? Girls stop growing at 16 years of age.

But premarital sex is ROCK.

was at comiket,they litreally are selling a whole row of kanade doujin but i never bought them

Funny how big Comiket is, that there can be whole rows for an entire character. I saw a picture of a Hamakaze row, for instance.

Some girls are amazonians you know

I'll take the middle one as long as I can just stay at home all day.

Well, one of you will need to cook. (It won't be her.)

I'll be sure to take all the cakes you don't like then and they'll be my wives.

Cakes are okay but I prefer donuts.

>she can have as many donuts as she likes
It's a bit unfair, isn't it.

op is a pedo

>wanting a virgin that has no clue
>not wanting a cake that will spill all the spaghetti

>procreate with cake
I hope you love your autistic/downie son

Where's your lolipolice license mister?

I like to think they're pure (in that they've never touched a man), but talk to the hand frequently.

It's ok already. Being told you're too old hurts only first few times.

Her scenes are great.

>needing loli police when POLICE BRUTALITY is already here

The only thing brutal that would happen is my fat bald old man cock entering her pink butthole.

>G-gao! I, I'm going to eat you up!
What do?

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>G-gao Miyu
>what do?
serve her a plate of PIE

Oh, pai?

I want to date this bad puns machine!

maple pie is good

>Not dicking them so hard they forget about the other guys they've slept with

>falling for the muslim purity meme

>that onsen sandwich
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>not dicking them so hard they forget their age and worries
ftfy

>how many different dicks they have sucked to this moment.
One. Mine.

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What should a new season of CG do to address the problem of idol-on-Producer bullying?

Like father like son

That shit doesn't happen till they're well into their 40s

Starts around 30, but it becomes likely after 40.

It's like a mild chance around 30, doesn't get serious till their 40s. If she's late 20s, she's still good, but don't try to go past mid 30s.

This is true

Cakes are cakes because they are terrible people no one wants to be around

Kaede's my cake.

My wife-cake.

you have a delicious cake

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>not joining the JK train and educate them to good christmas cakes

But then they won't be broken, lonely, and depressed.

This outfit is great. Simple, casual, but still a little sexy. I need more.

Drinking a beer with Kaede.

Danbooru, Pixiv, and Safebooru will get you sorted.

A couple days ago a cashier asked for my ID because I wanted to buy some smokes. It hurt when she said that she is younger than me

Well, wine ought.

So long Anatasia doesn't teach her that bath tincture has a high amount of alcohol.

>look much younger than I am
>find girls around 20 attractive, can't imagine women my age as potential partners
>this would actually be considered creepy to anyone knowing my real age
Well, it's not like it matters, it's road to eternal wizardhood anyways

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luck be my lady tonight

>wanting teen/preteen dramaqueens
>not wanting to settle down with a fine dame that wouldn't mind you attempting to drink her down the table then care for her until you can walk her home gently

>no KWSM
So close. I'd rate it 9/10.

Be sure to Pixiv as well, if you haven't already. It's well worth the effort.

>Oh no I look young woe is me!
Why the fuck you wanna look old and wrinkly?

Miyu is easily the most bland looking there, but I want to fuck her so bad. I will never understand my dick.

>Urara Miyuchou
>Miyuyu on Monday
Soon.

Reminder no cake is a virgin. Stop projecting.

>Reminder

We ARE talking about 2d cakes. Even they aren't virgins

You do realize they're fictional, right?

Kaede may be your favorite but she belongs to Meto. Seriously, none of you assholes could ever dream to be as dedicated as he is to her.

>number of eroge that meto has put his waifu in: 0

Yeah, it's called respect.

So?

Two amusing posts back to back.

Tokiko-sama looks like she's going to stomp someone's throat real soon

>unit with Noa
Victory is certain

Just post more please.